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Horrible Smutbeast posted:**TRIGGERS: whisper, lip-smacking, soft touches, eating sounds** They could just punch each other until one of them comes.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2015 06:04 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2024 08:31 |
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thewireguy posted:Oh, yesterday I dropped off a card to make signs for a new bar. "My parent's basement" that will have a full comic book store inside and magic tournaments, warhammer, etc. Truth is stranger than fiction. Why isn't it called "The Friendzone"?
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2015 22:16 |
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GenericOverusedName posted:Lol if you don't force Enrique to remove his arms and replace them with cybernetic bear arms Hey, man, I'm just exercising the 2nd Amendment.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 09:07 |
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Donald Trump posted:Fine! I'll go build my own United States! With blackjack and hookers!
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 09:05 |
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El Estrago Bonito posted:I'd say the Wii U is more like the Dreamcast or Saturn, it was doomed from the start by the failings of the people who made it, but it will stick around in the hardcore gamer mind because of it's really small but extremely solid and different library of titles. That's fair. So what's the WiiU equivalent of Seaman?
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 11:38 |
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They should have called it xbox360noscope
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 17:46 |
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quote:It's not stupid, because it's a We - You!
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 19:23 |
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AlphaKretin posted:I just got a new iPhone and when I type, "come" auto-corrects to "Coke". Coke the gently caress on , "come" is a really goddamn common word and pretending a brand name is moreso because they paid you , in a way that interferes with my use of the phone, is a loving dick move that achieves nothing but making me resent both companies. I know I'll still wind up buying their poo poo Doesn't that make it a successful move in marketing?
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 07:50 |
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Models are basically living coat hangers. Plus, thin models mean you don't have to use as much cloth.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 14:30 |
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Lol if you don't have Enrique shitpost for you
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 10:35 |
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Isn't this a lame mock thread, technically?
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 15:56 |
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Lol if you don't have Enrique bake you fresh French bread slippers every morning.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 08:44 |
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Over and over again.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 15:51 |
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Somfin posted:Lol if you don't have Enrique cheer you on during your once-a-year hand beezy from your disinterested spouse I just have Enrique shave his legs, put on stockings and suspenders, and bend over.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2016 10:57 |
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HeadOn.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2016 13:22 |
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They can't be flushable, since they aren't water-soluble.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 18:37 |
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LOL if you don't have Enrique something something, whatever, I don't care
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 20:05 |
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Who doesn't love a good cornhole?
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 07:14 |
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It's bootstraps thinking, isn't it? You're learning the skills you need to become successful at your lovely minimum wage job, so keep working there and eventually you'll get rich and powerful! You're not a member of the repressed proletariat, you're a temporarily embarrassed millionaire.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 06:39 |
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Mu Zeta posted:It's shorthand for United States of America everyone knows that. Even people from Brazil and Canada understand that and don't care that it happens. Technically, you're all Columbian.
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# ¿ May 15, 2016 09:47 |
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Hey, man. Shaving is hard. Squarespace understands, but cannot help you.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 11:41 |
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Simply Simon posted:
At least now we know which symbol will be on their red armbands.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 13:19 |
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Lamprey Cannon posted:Flophouse is still good, and Elliott Kalan holds the key to my heart. Word. E: You on the Facebook group?
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 08:29 |
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Elliott only sings as an intro to the letters segment, and it's not as irritating as on the Adventure Hour episode. Listen to the latest episode, it's in the 1998 Godzilla. Then choose whether you'll keep listening. If you don't want to hear the singing, stop the episode when the mid-episode ad break starts. After that, it's just letters and recommendations.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 10:50 |
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My flavor is augmented.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 15:12 |
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The AirBuds will cost 200 bucks, too.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 20:34 |
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Puns are an efficient form of humor. No setup necessary, it's over quickly. The average Fritz can appreciate that.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 13:51 |
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Advertising isn't about providing you with information, it's just about brand recognition.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 14:11 |
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And the only thing that idiots do well is enable other idiots.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 18:03 |
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In PYF Youtube, I recommend Techmoan. Techmoan is good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXlblGvNtOs
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 15:55 |
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Away.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 21:43 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:Lord Wankenshire jizzing on gears Mods, I beg of you.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 10:57 |
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I'll just make the sound of a red-tailed hawk, shall I?
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 18:19 |
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Especially Irish children, what?
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 08:02 |
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Squarespace is not a law firm.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 11:24 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:You pay $50 to have someone sit and read quietly for you? You're getting screwed. My guy only charges $25 an hour. lol if you dont have Enrique read to you while he feeds you grapes
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 16:23 |
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Seems like a Smart Marketing Move to me. It got us to talk about space news and think about how and why things are named.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 09:53 |
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I'll have you know, I have several friends who are telephone sanitizers!
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 13:07 |
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Mierenneuker posted:I remember having to go over to a friend's house so I could watch someone else play video games. I remember back in my day, when you had to write down what you did in your video games and mail it to your friends.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 14:08 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2024 08:31 |
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Merry and Pippin ultimately solved their munchies by getting a bunch of Ents to invade Isengard.
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