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VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
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Just order uber rides directly to/from the impound

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ultramiraculous posted:

it sounds like they're completely separate classes of users with completely separate apps.

yeah last i heard drivers have their own company-issued locked-down iphones (that they have to pay for) that run the driver app

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who would be compaq to america? can she buy russia?

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Soricidus posted:

um actually I think you'll find elijah and enoch never died, don't you even read your bible?

other things biblical scholars don't get: margin of error

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rotor posted:

take as much of andreesens money as you can imo

This is the right answer

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Bloody posted:

abandon motorcyclists and bicyclists in those positions forever

do that

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As a Millennial I posted:

the gently caress

it just gets worse and worse

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Citizen Tayne posted:

Americans are absolutely terrified of each other.

hence guns

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vodkat posted:

Because of

therefore,

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Jonny 290 posted:

would it be ok if I took uber rides in cities where its banned and then got the license plate and agreed to not report them for a cash payment in the exact amount of my Uber ride?

blackmailing is an essential component of the truly free market as envisioned by ludwig von mises

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Endless Mike posted:

can i be pineapple stymie?

pineapple is a great pizza topping but ham (which is what canadian bacon is) isn't

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Notorious b.s.d. posted:

can't wait to see the school doing k-12 education in 12 months

(we're measuring by unit time, not by number of students in fixed time, right?)

9 women, a baby, 1 month?

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uber launching in-app 'panic button' in india

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Sagebrush posted:

in corporate japan, the expectation is that you be at work before your boss and leave after he leaves, and he has the same expectation with his bosses, and so on up the chain. salarymen live at work. i'm sure everyone knows this. it's so bad now that canon had to implement a mandatory "go home and have sex with your wife" program when subsets of employees are barred from entering the building for a day, because it wasn't happening otherwise.

but i'm sure the 80+ hour startup culture is totally healthy and sustainable

pictured: graph of japanese birth vs death rate

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emoji posted:

Ok, I will agree that it's ill-mannered to ask the second time for someone who responds with perfect diction in whatever locale. However, if someone is really from another country and claims to be from Toronto with a slight accent, as in the example given earlier, they're full of poo poo. I also don't subscribe to the melting pot. Everyone is from somewhere not here. I can count 5 ethnicities in my own blood.

gently caress you

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emoji posted:

Ok, I will agree that it's ill-mannered to ask the second time for someone who responds with perfect diction in whatever locale. However, if someone is really from another country and claims to be from Toronto with a slight accent, as in the example given earlier, they're full of poo poo. I also don't subscribe to the melting pot. Everyone is from somewhere not here. I can count 5 ethnicities in my own blood.

is one of those "cherokee princess"?

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FMguru posted:

i didnt think it would ever happen but my opinion of oracle just went up

and EA

my world is upside down

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meth or bitcoin

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i feel like we're just missing a racist just-so from sagebrush at this point, step it up

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let me janitor that little dinky led on my battery charger that sucks up 1c of power every year

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LINK

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Shifty Pony posted:

idk if you've heard it but the IRS keeps pointing out that if they only were given the up front money to do investigations and enforcement they could return 100x the amount via stopping fraud. independent contractor fraud is one of the things they would target.

but they also might catch a big campaign donor or large business cheating like hell and we can't have that can we?

also lol uber is hosed if they go to jury. those emails paint them as the shithead power tripping boss that everyone hates.

unless they get a packed jury of uber-riding techbros

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JawnV6 posted:

lol, like that type would deign to serve on a jury

got me there

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Notorious b.s.d. posted:

uber is doing ok in nyc, while complying with the law

rides are somewhat more expensive than calling a fixed-rate car service (point A to point B will cost you $X dollars, determined in advance) and they're a teeny bit cheaper than a standard cab ($X for pickup, $Y dollars for each minute/mile). all the cars are licensed/insured livery cars, mostly working for those fixed-rate car services.

the advantage to using uber over just calling a service directly is you don't have to know which service is good in a given neighborhood. uber aggregates capacity and weeds out assholes for you. in exchange, you pay more and uber takes a cut.

a profitable, legal business model was always an option. but it's more profitable to break the law and put hundreds of thousands of underpaid gypsy cab drivers on the road

its almost like in real cities like nyc, chicago, yeah you can operate a taxi service, make decent money, and provide decent service

almost like there's some kind of free market equilibrium

to be disrupted

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cool at this rate it only has to entirely replace Fedex

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Cocoa Crispies posted:

the proper way to visit the Hamptons is waving a cowboy hat and yelling while straddling an armed nuclear bomb plummeting the last few miles to earth

since kurt vonnegut died, yes

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Boxturret posted:

have the gamergators started eating each other yet?

some gator was getting trannyshamed by other gators but I think that's really the extent of it

Nagato posted:

its because they are not used to having actual conversations, all they know about how to have a political discussion is directing smarmy remarks about your opponents to your friends, and incredibly passive-aggressive poo poo like coding an argumentum ad hitler extension and uploading it to firefox.com

all they know about how to have a political discussion is shoot the enemy in increasingly dehumanizing and ever more gory action sequences

remember, they're the PCs, (sj)skeletons are the NPCs

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Beast of Bourbon posted:

right now yes, they're all screaming at Totalbiscuit, who is probably their biggest/most popular supporter because he was like 'hey maybe tone down the rape threats"

wasn't he originally vocally like 'man there haven't actually been rapes so shut up'

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mishaq posted:

3 or so years ago i met some dude from pittsburg who within 10 minutes of meeting me (we were in a hotel outside the us) complained about city taxes and explained thats why he lived in the county outside the city

he also used "i'm not racist, but" before explaining why he didn't like something about obama

kentucky of the northeast etc etc

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2 hookers with each uber cab

mandatory $1 std-free fee

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angry_keebler posted:

if all the drivers are getting such poo poo pay why don't they disrupt the disruptors and start a coop uber where profits are shared with all the drivers and poach all the uber guys making less than minimum wage

Because that sounds like socialism or something you commie

Tech workers like uber drivers have it good and don't need dirty mob bosses telling them what to do

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computer parts posted:

the ones that do or don't elect nazis?

Ron Paul 2012

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bringing this over from the bitcoin thread i guess because california is ready for The Big One

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Notorious b.s.d. posted:

does april first come sooner on the west coast


Everyday is April fools on the west coast

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theflyingexecutive posted:

additionally, no one realized for months

To be fair they only realized he existed when he tweeted a mockup of the reddit user profile page (only change was the addition of a single field for a bitcoin address)

Had he kept his head down he probably could've pulled a department 0000 for years

E: thx ninja edit

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behead those who quote stymie

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speaking as someone who's actually doing the jindal thing (my official docs say one name, i go by another) i only think i'm getting in some kind of trouble if you use my real name

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Moist von Lipwig posted:

lol if you're buying wasteful entertainment machines and not engaging in the most environmentally friendly hobby of all, really kinky, gross sex

depends on if you're on bc

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weren't they kind of hoping microsoft would buy them

instead microsoft rolled everything on their own for windows 10/xbone/dx12

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