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Mar 5, 2013

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thathonkey posted:

all day i dream about squatting

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Panniculus Rift posted:

Swole russians:
Yes.







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script kitty posted:

Are there any sexy Russian men? Cause like you always see photos of hot Russian women but then every Russian guy is either Colossus from X-Men or some scrawny apple-headed dweeb passed out in a frozen gutter.


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Mar 5, 2013

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gender illusionist posted:

what the gently caress is up with that dude's weird sausage knuckles

Russian armwrestler Denis Cyplenkov, y'all!

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Yeah, Cyplenkov has some ludicrously strong hands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NXzFq3pGLY

Hard to believe anyone could ever beat him at arm wrestling, but then again, John Brzenk!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmwAUNDiySQ&t=126s

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mcustic posted:

well, she's 0/10 now

How would you rate her nude shots?

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Cyril Sneer posted:

Ohh man this was in the last thread. Why they all have head like potato?

Someone describe Russian men as looking like either 'apple-headed geeks or Colossus out of the X-Men'.

You can either spend your Rubles on vodka or dianabol.

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Russia apparently breeds Yeti for combat sports.



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katlington posted:

What the gently caress Is making circus children a common past time in eastern europe? If so, Please stop.


I feed my child potato and steroid soup


Weak American!



Strong Russian.

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Mar 5, 2013

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Cute little Russian girl will crush you! Maryana Naumova benched 240lbs at age 13.

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ElGroucho posted:

"Benched" 240 lbs

You saying that being able to arch your back like you made of rubber isn't a legit style?
Video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxAc97K2I5M

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blunt for century posted:





First time he's seen breasts since he quit nursing at 9 years old

"drat, look at the perestroika on that babushka!"

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Russians love to squat.

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Whiskers =^.^= > Novorossiya RUSSIA.docx

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Is that Russia? I thought all Russian gyms looked like this and were full of dianabol-fueled hulks.

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Friendly Tumour posted:

dont post anime in gbs
It's in context to the subject.

Go Crimea river.



http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2014/03/crimeas-attorney-general-becomes-anime-star/

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It's been pointed out that Russian men either look like puny bobble-headed geeks or hulking muscle monsters.

Russian women seem to either look like sexy swimwear models or cube-shaped babushkas who can lift a tractor with one arm.



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One of the puny bobble-headed geek variety.

Have a Russian hulk to balance it out.

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What the hell is with Andrzej The Giant there? Is that a photoshop?

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Double schadenfreude, that character later came back from the dead.

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Strongman Mikhail Koklyaev is one crazy Russian.

685lb squat, no hands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JovXdX9kHmM

Russian frisbee with a 45lb plate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq66-5X-WE8

Russian Mexican standoff?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB0RYlv09m8

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Nebelwerfer posted:

welcum twenty pages ago

Nobody remembers 20 pages ago.

And Russian monster wrestlers will devour us all.

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