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Exclamation Marx posted:[green] Taliban, presumably holy poo poo I've only been away from NZ for two loving years what the everfucking poo poo happened. I mean we were always kinda poo poo but jesus christ really? Also I'm laughing my rear end off at Plunket's chickenshit backpedaling. It's like a 7 year-old boy saying whaka as "fucker" then going "NO MUM I'M REALLY INTERESTED IN CANOES".
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Jan 28, 2015 09:59
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Yes but why. The comparison makes no sense at all. I guess they both really like the colour green. Can I start calling Peter Dunne "Pope Alexander VI" now? I don't know if he's a sex offender but his hair certainly is.
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Jan 28, 2015 10:54
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Reminder there's a Maori bloke in the Matrix who seems to be having the time of his loving life. He's got this constant "HOLY poo poo I'M FROM NEW ZEALAND AND I'M IN A MOVIE" face on. It's great.
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Jan 29, 2015 01:34
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Savour these moments. Every one that passes, the boomers get one step closer to the grave.
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Jan 29, 2015 03:08
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A human heart posted:People say this all the time and it's meaningless because the world isn't magically going to become left wing when the boomers all die off.
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Jan 29, 2015 04:07
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Infotainment! posted:http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=589_1422342736 quote:@drod2070 I carry a gun on me at all times even though it is a felony.. If I get arrested with it my lawyers are the best lawyers around and they will get me out of it. When I do use it in a situation like this my lawyers will justify my shooting after putting these shits 6ft under.
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Jan 29, 2015 04:23
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Has anybody considered the possibility that it's a pair of bogan teenagers dressing up scary "just to piss people off"? Because I was a bogan teenager and I totally woulda done something like that if I'd been only a tiny bit stupider.
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Jan 29, 2015 11:11
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Would that I could be a fly on the wall when Cameron Slater goes barging in shouting "FREEDOM OF SPEECH", finds out it's a member of the National Party, then quietly slinks away into the night.
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Jan 30, 2015 01:15
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Did somebody glitterbomb her seconds before that was taken, or is she secretly a Twilight vampire?Ghostlight posted:Catton for office.
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Jan 30, 2015 10:37
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Now watch in awe as this does absolutely nothing to his popularity.
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Feb 2, 2015 01:28
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New Zealand is not going to look the other way* *unless the war crimes are being committed by Saudi Arabia, Syria or the United States because those don't count.
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Feb 5, 2015 03:39
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Varkk posted:http://i.stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/66148820/Abusive-John-Key-message-substituted-for-address
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Feb 13, 2015 04:37
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Soon or at a natural rate? *dials 11 and hovers over the 1 key*
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Feb 13, 2015 09:55
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Too late Auntie Helen did that already All John Key has to send is an angry man with a brick and a paper plane
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Feb 15, 2015 12:28
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They were gonna send my dad to Afghanistan as a civilian engineering consultant, and one time he lost a fight with an armchair.
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Feb 16, 2015 04:30
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If we don't murder enough Arabs, the big boys won't let us in the treehouse. It's right there on the wall: 1) you gotta kill some Arabs 2) no girls
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Feb 16, 2015 16:45
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Has anybody else noticed that every time John Key does something dodgy, he immediately does something very public and silly and the media charge all over it. "Knew that one of his ministers was beating his wife, said nothing. Is taking us to war in Iraq" seem like a bigger issues than "made a cock joke" but you just know which one is getting more airtime.
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Feb 17, 2015 01:59
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Being a bit of a fluffy lefty here, but if a soldier has the moral fortitude to say "this war is immoral and I want no part of it" we definitely want them over there to keep the psychos in line. If the only people left serving in the army are the crazy "burn the towelheads" assholes then it's going to get even nastier, even faster. Imagine internet echo chambers if everybody had an assault rifle and even more pent-up sexual frustration. I don't think those guys make up a majority of our armed forces, but I've personally met enough of them to know they exist. To be fair, one of them dropped out of RNZAF Basic training when he discovered he wasn't going to be allowed to drop firebombs and another got discharged for BEING TOO REAL (his words) so I think our armed forces are decent at spotting these guys and chucking them out on their asses. They're not exactly hard to miss. sidenote: can you tell my hometown has an airforce base and a P problem? SurreptitiousMuffin fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Feb 17, 2015 |
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Feb 17, 2015 07:55
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Exclamation Marx posted:http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/66654891/mp-stood-down-as-mother-faces-benefit-fraud-charges
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Feb 25, 2015 09:49
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I imagine that since the election, David Cunliffe has wandered the countryside in a torn suit, howling at the uncaring sky. He has dedicated himself to Aotearoa -his true love- and has cast aside the vicious 'Kiwis' who live upon her back. Do you hear him? How he cries in the night.
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Feb 25, 2015 22:43
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Namedrop Eleanor Catton a few times.
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Feb 28, 2015 06:41
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Isn't Dunne the guy who first started using the term 'Green Taliban'? gently caress that guy.
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Mar 1, 2015 12:36
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Are you kidding me that's awesome. The Aussie PM is some kinda loving superman. Now I understand why they voted for him.
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Mar 13, 2015 11:59
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I think the whole intention of publicity stunts like this is to get people talking about it like "wow that's so bad-dumb I don't fall for that poo poo so I'm gonna share it everywhere so everybody knows I don't fall for that poo poo" and then that poo poo gets everywhere because everybody is shouting to the godless heavens how little they care. I call it "Kanye Westing".
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Mar 17, 2015 11:30
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Exclamation Marx posted:the prominent new zealander has submitted an 11th-hour appeal to retain name suppression; media are seeking an urgent hearing.
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Mar 19, 2015 06:16
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Exclamation Marx posted:Unrelated, Winston said that what Sabin did will be revealed before the election no matter what. EDIT: somebody just linked me a Buzzfeed article including that very gif. I need to find their house and stand outside it glaring for a while. SurreptitiousMuffin fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Mar 19, 2015 |
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Mar 19, 2015 06:27
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:BABY BOOMSERS FUCKE D IT UO FOR THEIR GRANDKIDS LOL Since I'm a millenial and our generation is absolutely massive, I very much look forward to making GBS threads all over my grandkids and their hopes and dreams. Boomers thought too small. We need to cut out the middlemen: just hold up our grandkids at gunpoint and say it's for their own good, and make factories that gently caress the environment directly without any of that production bullshit to slow down the glorious poison. Start wearing capes around the place and laughing wildly for no reason.
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Mar 20, 2015 06:16
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it's pretty great how an entire generation, born into one of the greatest periods of prosperity in human history, have poured all their ingenuity and hard-work over the last three decades into collectively becoming Lex Luthor and striding around the landscape kicking people in the teeth
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Mar 20, 2015 06:33
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Butt Wizard posted:Winston is a belligerent old shithead who I can't recall every giving a specific answer about anything other than holding up a sign. The fact he out-waffled a relative newcomer is entirely unsurprising.
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Mar 22, 2015 05:26
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Willow Jean Prime sounds like she should be in the distant future struggling against a caste system that somehow mirrors high school social politics. "It is the year 2118 in Johnkeyland. I have never seen the sun. Tomorrow, the Process begins." Then the cute older boy Andrew betrays her and she must survive in The North Lands on her own. She must defeat Lord Win-Stone and his pet ogre Osborne. But how can she, a simple non-charter high school girl? brb gettin rich off my new YA sensation
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Mar 26, 2015 00:22
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You're not allowed hot drinks near John Key. I'm still annoyed about that time his security took my tea away. Apparently there was a risk I might spill it on him. You can raise my taxes and spy on me, but I draw the line at messing with my tea.
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Mar 28, 2015 04:45
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I woke up this morning to find National one seat down, and Cameron Slater down in one minute. It is a beautiful morning.
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Mar 28, 2015 23:49
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"Treason" is a word reserved only for writers who criticise the Prime Minister.
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Apr 10, 2015 11:33
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I don't get Paul Henry at all. He's just not very interesting. The media keeps shoving him in my face all "HE'S IN YOUR FACE, HE APOLOGISES FOR NOTHING" but he's just some boring white dude with a laugh like a gas leak.
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Apr 11, 2015 06:59
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quote:He’s privatised just about everything, and has cut billions out of the welfare system, not by being punitive but by encouraging people on welfare back into the workforce. Some Australians claim reform is easier for Key because he doesn’t have our recalcitrant Senate, but NZ’s absurd proportional representation system arguably makes governing more difficult. the gently caress do they find these people
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Apr 12, 2015 05:49
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John Key likes to pull girls' hair  clearly never had a strong father figure  Schoolyard bully status: confirmed
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Apr 22, 2015 00:48
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Please tell me there is a link to that video somewhere.
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Apr 27, 2015 05:30
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This won't sink the Brand Key juggernaut, but it's nice to see a decent hole in the hull anyway.
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Apr 27, 2015 07:06
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MMP is an excellent political system underserved by a bunch of lovely parties.
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Infotainment! posted:The independence of the United States was the death blow (60 ish years isn't too bad for internet hyperbole), the body just writhed around for a bit on the way out.
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