TheOneOutside posted:

How the gently caress did I not notice that all of their kids have a name starting with "J" before?

happyhippy posted:

And they also end on Josh's dick.

RandomFerret posted:

Milk Bags

johntfs posted:

I really can, but if you want to get into this, fine. I admit the example was extreme and unnecessary, but I stand by the sentiment behind it. Even if we as the audience never hear a word about it, I want the Gems to have had rich, exciting histories and to have lived intensely. I want them to have done things that might be not at all appropriate for characters in a children's cartoon to have done. Even if it remains invisible and unknown, backstories help flesh out and support characters.

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

univbee posted:

"here's the new server motherboard. i want it installed and working in an hour"

wayfinder posted:

piece of cake

cram me sideways posted:

Looking like The Dude is on par with "I came as myself for Halloween!!"

In fact, I just reached Peak Dude this year. Or Peak Lebowski. All of a sudden he's loving Captain Jack Sparrow in terms of popularity at the office Halloween drag contest. The Big Lebowski was a movie, and that's all it was ever supposed to be, but nerds can't stop humping poo poo that doesn't immediately reject them, or can't talk back, like movies, so here we are. Smack in the middle of an era where dressing as Jeff Bridges is shorthand for "I'm not a loving dork." HOW IRONIC THE EXACT OPPOSITE IS WHAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE

Actually, anyone over the age of 12 who dresses up for Halloween is a loving idiot. A pervert bent on supping as much approval as he or she can from their peers and betters. A creature who gains sustenance from such an act isn't human, it's positively loving primordial. They have more in common with catfish than you and I. And catfish can't run away. Or at least not yet. Make them watch The Big Lebowski enough times and their chromosomes might enact rebellion; grant them legs. Big, strong legs to carry them far away from people and their dumb ideas and movies.

I loving hate this person. I KNOW YOU DON'T CARE

Shugojin posted:

somebody is loving livid about not getting invited to adult halloween parties, I guess

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

pentyne posted:

Can someone explain exactly how Steven Universe fans managed to make brony fans seem sensible?

WarpedNaba posted:

I dunno, they don't have their own site dedicated to storing their porn yet, sooooooo

pentyne posted:

Can someone explain exactly how Steven Universe fans managed to make brony fans seem sensible?

a7m2 posted:

how do you know mlp fans have a site dedicate to storing porn and how do you know steven universe fans dont

FlyinPingu posted:

I mean, I'm pretty sure bronies are worse, it's just that there isn't an SA MLP thread for turbonerds to post in while they jerk it to cartoon horses

WarpedNaba posted:

This is the internet, buddy, I don't need to go to Stormfront to know the location of Le Happy Merchant edits.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

There's no catchy way to say Steven Universe Fans Who Are Pedophiles though, like just saying Brony is catchy as hell.

I mean if you call yourself a Stevie or I dunno a StUnivie or some idiocy, how will people know that you are intensely into jerking it off to cartoons? It's too subtle.

TetsuoTW posted:

tbh gonna take some work to beat "wants to gently caress horses"

Spanish Manlove posted:

When aatrek starts giving out custom titles for Steven universe fans I'll say they're worse than bronys. (Fyi a lot of the first wave of disparaging ponytars came from that guy giving them to people in the thread).

Waffleman_ posted:

Paladinus posted:

OP, lock the thread.

Deadpool said I couldn't anymore. Trust me, if it wasn't for that, this woulda been locked in a heartbeat.

Acne Rain posted:

actually the current TVIV mod is actively keeping the thread going

Deadpool said I couldn't anymore. Trust me, if it wasn't for that, this woulda been locked in a heartbeat.

serious norman posted:

Had to explain in detail today how to pick a number and wait in line to a syrian refugee.

Hogge Wild posted:

your mom's reputation has reached far

That Works posted:

Spanish Manlove posted:

When aatrek starts giving out custom titles for Steven universe fans I'll say they're worse than bronys. (Fyi a lot of the first wave of disparaging ponytars came from that guy giving them to people in the thread).

Calaveron posted:

It's not because the weirdo who wants to see the gem gently caress and poo poo is still unbanned

Alaois posted:

sometimes it's fun to see just HOW much rope someone can hang themselves with

Uncle Enzo posted:

Looking through those pictures that thing would go down in a week or two to a couple dozen folks who'd raided a home improvement center. Cut the camera feeds, find the air vents, light a couple burning tires in them for a couple days/weeks, collapse or block all the in/out tunnels but 1, and wait there for the richies to swarm out. If it takes longer than expected, light the forest on the mountain above on fire and search again for concealed air vents. There's no way their filtration system can handle an arbitrarily high particulate load for more than a certain amount of time. Better yet light large tire fires adjacent to all air intakes, once the updraft of the fire you build equalizes the downdraft power of the air mover, you cut off their oxygen supply. There's no way to store enough air to outlast an even semi-organized attack.

Add some thermal lances on the blast doors and you're golden. Once a party gives up the freedom to maneuver, they're toast. There's no nut so tough that the interior of it can't be rendered uninhabitable.

Adix posted:

crazy uncle enzo going on about his tire fires again

LentThem posted:

It's like living in that show Reboot

Pound_Coin posted:

right down to having entire city blocks fall from the sky

Snapchat A Titty posted:

There's no catchy way to say Steven Universe Fans Who Are Pedophiles though, like just saying Brony is catchy as hell.

Tuxedo Gin posted:

My family is gay, like genetically.

We're all gay. Always been gay. Always will be gay. Thousands of years of gay.

Parts Kit posted:

Read the Adventure Time thread sometime. It is chock full of weird over analysis.

Acne Rain posted:

And yet no one shames Johntfs like that for his horrible posts about how seriously he takes the show and characters making GBS threads/loving.

IUG posted:

It's his post that I quoted that started this whole godawful derail. Everyone in the thread tells him to shut up all the time in that thread. I just quoted him because it was the most thing I've seen in a while.

Acne Rain posted:

i mean IN the steven universe thread, they post the "oh no someone said something weird" smiley and stuff but they still try to be nice when telling johntfs to stop it while they flip the gently caress out at botl.

Acne Rain posted:

i mean IN the steven universe thread, they post the "oh no someone said something weird" smiley and stuff but they still try to be nice when telling johntfs to stop it while they flip the gently caress out at botl.