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26 seconds left in the Super Bowl:fknlo posted:seahawks are so winning this. wow Mister Adequate posted:God is a Seahawks fan 5 seconds later: PaganGoatPants posted:OH MY GOD! Top Hats Monthly posted:OH MY GOD SaltLick posted:Hahahah Stupid Dick posted:ITS AMAZING Jerusalem posted:Welp. go3 posted:HAHAHAHAH Lt. Chips posted:NO loving WAY bondster posted:HOLY gently caress PATRIOTS R.D. Mangles posted:AWN A SCALE OF ONE TO BUCKY FACKIN' DENT THIS IS LIKE FOOAWH HELMET CATCHES THE FACKIN' FIX IS IN penisclaw posted:HAHAHA HOLY poo poo! triple sulk posted:IM COMING Et cetera for pages. 150 posts in one minute.
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Nenonen posted:Why don't they just build an aircraft that combines the qualities of F-35 and Osprey? mastervj posted:A rock?
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 11:06 |
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Chamale posted:26 seconds left in the Super Bowl:
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 12:56 |
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lmaoboy1998 posted:Child: wewowewowewo [crashes his toy police car into train set piece] Pow.
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 15:39 |
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peter gabriel posted:I once sprayed a ton of this:
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 19:06 |
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abagofcheetos posted:Carroll: hey lynch want to run it in?
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 19:22 |
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THE PENETRATOR posted:i want to know where 400 oil rigs go!! Turned into 400 new Sealands.
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 23:38 |
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Delsaber posted:Turned into 400 new Sealands. This sounds like a great idea for a mediocre dystopian future novel.
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 23:41 |
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Say Nothing posted:
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 06:02 |
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What's the worst thing your parents have ever done to you?Cardinal Ximenez posted:Like, the actually worst thing one of my parents did is more abstract. Some people have a hard time conceptualizing clinical depression as a real thing. Triticum Guzzler posted:a group of schoolchildren led by a guide are ambling through a zoo. the most spectacular exhibit is mere feet away, and excitement grows as they near the lion enclosure. "there he is," says the guide, with a sense of apparent wonder, "the biggest pussy on earth" as he motions towards jeremy, who is crying in a corner because he thought of dogs Triticum Guzzler posted:a craggy faced war veteran's eyes affix far beyond the horizon. beads of sweat form on his brow. his cry, cracked lips quiver wordlessly for nearly a minute as in stark silence he mentally replays the horror he witnessed uncountable times. "mom made me go outside," he croaks
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 22:44 |
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Dieting Hippo posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A DISC INTO THE SLOT. IT'S SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, FOX. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME MARTHS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY WON THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS TOURNAMENT. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 23:49 |
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Xander77 posted:Someone caught a ball? 1) Give said ball to the meanest cruelest most-unstoppable man currently they had and have him casually stroll literally a single yard to win The Big Game. 2) Do anything else and lose. They chose 2.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 23:51 |
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Pierson posted:IDK if you're being ironic or not but in case you aren't the team that had possession of the ball could either: ignore this idiot xander, he's just pimping his new gimmick
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:51 |
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trickybiscuits posted:Is there a form of giving up that's more extreme than regular giving up? I want to properly describe the dejectedness of the guy in the front. kalstrams posted:He did a French surrender. Ape Has Killed Ape posted:He even drops a little white flag.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:58 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:There's a lot of hosed up and weird people, on this comedy forum website, who do not ever post jokes, do not enjoy jokes or indeed even laughing, and have coined a derogatory term for people who make jokes. They're all missionaries drawn here by the allure of the fertile lands of videos of a severely asthmatic man playing Megaman games, and interesting philosophical quandries posted by the fake PTSD guy about the nature of doors and windows in Dungeons and Dragons. They are wise men here to educate a savage, uneducated, indigenous sort. It is a sonorous, musical form of education; a greasy collective amasses on the front line of the battle against social injustice, the video game subforum on a message board that has a drop down menu that makes light of the holocaust on every single page, and sings a shrill harmony that permeates the very aether, making my pets feel unsafe, when a video game muscle man calls Catwoman a bitch. They have picked their battles well, and I note from my foxhole that I am running out of ammunition, chiefly in the form of the increasingly finite number of ways I can frame this absurd situation with the English language. I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the poo poo out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 06:23 |
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That quote. It's the perfect summary of the forums in 2015. My god.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 06:49 |
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Holy poo poo. Triticum Guzzler is a treasure.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 07:36 |
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Captain Monkey posted:That quote. It's the perfect summary of the forums in 2015. My god. chocolate america's been banned for years, so it's not that good for 2015
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 07:43 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:It is a sonorous, musical form of education; a greasy collective amasses on the front line of the battle against social injustice, the video game subforum on a message board that has a drop down menu that makes light of the holocaust on every single page, and sings a shrill harmony that permeates the very aether, making my pets feel unsafe, when a video game muscle man calls Catwoman a bitch. That is one hell of a sentence.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 20:44 |
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On the day when we finally call it quits, engrave this on the husk of the servers Let them understand
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 20:55 |
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The best poster on the forums.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 21:01 |
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Small Frozen Thing posted:chocolate america's been banned for years, so it's not that good for 2015 evidence that the problem still exists in TYOOL 2015.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 21:56 |
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Stop that, you loving tyool.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 22:33 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Stop that, you loving tyool. heeh
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 22:34 |
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fool_of_sound posted:The best poster on the forums. Yeah
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 22:40 |
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VelociBacon posted:Why do Asian countries have so many problems with airliners? Lutha Mahtin posted:most of them modeled their pilot training programs after the japanese air force
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 02:34 |
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From the meme thread:Joe the Strummer posted:Has anyone ever done a live action take of loss.jpg? I think it would be amazing(ly terrible) beato posted:Yeah, Tim Buckley.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 03:23 |
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Captain Monkey posted:That quote. It's the perfect summary of the forums in 2015. My god. It's the regular returning lament. I've seen actual jeremiads about the state of our humour forum in the past.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 04:43 |
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Evilreaver posted:Like a seashell, if you put your ear to a vagina, you can smell the ocean
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 05:57 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:ignore this idiot xander, he's just pimping his new gimmick
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 09:10 |
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I think Xander's gimmick is perfectly suited to his posting.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 09:20 |
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Xander77 posted:Rude. So why do you keep posting links to unrelated YouTube videos at the end of every one of your posts?
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 10:24 |
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Tiggum posted:So why do you keep posting links to unrelated YouTube videos at the end of every one of your posts?
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 12:39 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:They're not unrelated, you just can't see the pattern. So what, if you rearrange all the thumbnails of the youtube videos he's linked it makes a giant middle finger?
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 15:57 |
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CzarChasm posted:So what, if you rearrange all the thumbnails of the youtube videos he's linked it makes a giant middle finger?
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 16:04 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:It's pretty subtle, but once you see it it's obvious. Well, don't hold out on us.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 17:51 |
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On the other hand who cares?
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 18:52 |
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TetsuoTW posted:On the other hand who cares? The person asking, I imagine.
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I hope for more Seinfeld analogies and Triticum Guzzler posts.
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