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My local cafe has so many different sandwich filling options that it's difficult to decide. 
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Mar 3, 2015 02:08
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I got a sausage today when I went to vote and they gave me less onion than I'd have liked. The back half of the sausage was onionless.
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Mar 28, 2015 03:20
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The supermarket didn't have the soy & linseed bread I like so I had to buy the kind with pumpkin seeds instead.
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Mar 29, 2015 23:16
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I didn't enjoy my mustard chicken sandwich today as much as I hoped I would. It was nice, but not really nice, you know?
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May 6, 2015 08:17
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I should go outside for a walk because all I've done this morning is sit on the couch and play video games, but on the other hand, there's a plate of sausages in the fridge that ain't gonna eat themselves.
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Jul 19, 2015 03:29
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The Moon Monster posted:I had waffle flavored breakfast cereal for breakfast and now my urine smells like waffles Isn't that one of the signs of diabeetus? FWP: I waited 40 minutes for a haircut this morning. For the entire time I had to sit there on the leather couch in the air conditioned shop watching bland morning TV.
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Jul 25, 2015 00:55
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I spent too much money today on things I didn't really need.
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Aug 2, 2015 06:46
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The water pressure in my new apartment is better than I'm used to, so every time I brush my teeth I knock the toothpaste off my toothbrush with the force of the water.
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Nov 1, 2015 01:22
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Crow Jane posted:What kind of monster puts the toothpaste on before wetting the brush? The kind of monster who all too often forgets to put toothpaste on after wetting the brush, so has to do it a particular way. Today's FWP: the spot where I put my PS4 has less than optimal wifi signal strength, so Netflix takes slightly longer than normal to bump up the resolution. Creature has a new favorite as of 05:38 on Nov 3, 2015 |
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Nov 3, 2015 05:36
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Vic Boss posted:You... Sometimes brush your teeth with only water, and don't notice? Well I certainly notice once I've put the brush in my mouth. Today's issue: we made too much cake and don't know what to do with it all.
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Nov 8, 2015 06:16
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drgnwr1 posted:Reheated leftover pizza in the box so as not to dirty any plates. Now some cheese has melted and hardened onto the cardboard so I cant get it off without pieces of cardboard stuck to it. The trick is buying pizza greasy enough to self-lubricate itself off the cardboard. Today's FWP: it's 35°c today and I have to walk up a small incline to get back to the train station. It takes me maybe ten minutes at most. I'm probably going to die (I am a fat).
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Nov 18, 2015 04:24
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The office network has been down for half an hour. I have to use my own data to stream music while I sit at my desk doing nothing. I'm on a 10GB/month plan so I'm not going to run out, but streaming music over 4G drains the battery slightly faster than wifi which means I might have to charge my phone at some point this afternoon.
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Jan 28, 2016 04:08
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I bought a DVD off eBay yesterday and now I realise it's coming from the UK so I'm going to have to wait slightly longer than I originally thought.
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Feb 11, 2016 22:56
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I made more waffles for breakfast than I can physically eat. Now what do I do with the leftover waffles?
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Feb 13, 2016 00:35
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I wanted peppermint gum but bought spearmint by accident.
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Feb 24, 2016 03:15
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I make so much more money now than I used to that I'm just constantly confused. I make more per paycheck then I used to in two months. I'm so accustomed to panicking over money that I don't know how to behave now. My life just suddenly became comfortable and I still have no idea what to do with that. I can pay my rent ahead of time instead of freaking out and deciding what not to pay on time every month. It's unfamiliar, strange territory. Same. I got a really nice (and unexpected) pay rise recently and as I'm so used to living within my current budget, I'm now not sure what to do with the extra. Do I try to save more or do I go buy myself a fancy suit and pointy shoes?
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Jul 13, 2016 06:00
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MisterBibs posted:Is your room well-lit? I was able to cut down on morning headaches by darkening my room and the occasional eye mask. I figure I was frowning in my sleep due to the sun, and it's made my life a lot better. It could also be your pillow. If it's at the wrong height it will be loving with your neck.
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Nov 18, 2016 01:41
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My can of drink is 500ml and I ate a big sandwich earlier so I'm having difficulty drinking all of it.
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Feb 23, 2017 21:49
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Jeff Sichoe posted:It's monday, 8:40am, most of the country was smart enough to take today off as it's a public holiday tomorrow. I am also at work today but everyone I rely on to get poo poo done for me took the day off. At least the office is nice and quiet without managers around.
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Apr 24, 2017 05:32
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The week between Christmas and New Year is the slowest week at work ever. Very little gets done and we’re given 2 hours for lunch. But I can’t enjoy it properly because I have a bit of a cold.
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Dec 27, 2017 00:28
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Tiggum posted:I'm trying to figure out which 8 Out of 10 Cats and Cats Does Countdown episodes I've seen and which I haven't, and none of the episode guides on the internet agree with each other. And the series and episode numbers people use to upload them to YouTube seem to be mostly wrong - but it's impossible to tell because no one seems to know what the correct numbers are. And there are far too may of them to just remember which ones you've seen, so you have to write it down, but then when you want to check your list against anyone else's you have to cross-reference everything because none of the numbers match up. I have the exact same issue. TVDB’s series numbering is completely borked so if I use their info to get episode descriptions in Plex, they never match the episodes themselves.
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Jan 2, 2018 23:22
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I bought some nice noise cancelling headphones for my wife and they got delivered to the post locker just up the road from my office, but it’s humid out there and I don’t want to leave the air conditioning.
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Jan 23, 2018 01:53
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Problem 1: My new desk fan works too well. My face is freezing. But if I turn it off I feel too warm. Problem 2: someone in my office won’t stop farting.
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Feb 12, 2018 01:11
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Inzombiac posted:I woke up with my sinuses absolutely hosed. I feel really sick but can't stay home. I’ve somehow developed a lactose intolerance in my early 30s, which sucks massive farts as I love cheese and milk and icecream. Even drinking a single milky coffee sends me into a world of pain.
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May 13, 2018 11:25
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Some guys are doing maintenance on the building’s power meters. The occasional power cuts mean I’ve had to gently caress about on the internet today on 4G instead of my home wifi.
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Feb 27, 2024 10:30
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