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Feb 9, 2015 06:41
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Feb 9, 2015 06:59
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matrix ripoff posted:i fuckin love a sourdough jack at this place: 
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Feb 9, 2015 07:58
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matrix ripoff posted:the fact i live in texas and didn't know this is almost like living in new york and never having visited the statue of liberty there are no words
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Feb 9, 2015 08:00
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Feb 9, 2015 08:04
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I think most novelty burgers depend less on being something people have always wanted but never could get before and more on being something that people start to want once they find out they can get it
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Feb 9, 2015 09:00
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Fetus Tree posted:cream of mushroom soup is pretty good on a burg just to be clear, you mean like the reduced soup from cambpell that's thick until you cook it right? you just use that as a spread, with the heat from the patty warming it? I mean that's the lazy man's way, if you were cooking from scratch you'd of course have to make your own reduction of real soup
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Apr 27, 2015 18:32
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RideTheSpiral posted:sorry i make soup by using vegetables and cookery Uh, then make a reduction and put that on the burger? This is like cooking 101 in here 
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Apr 27, 2015 18:46
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Dyna Soar posted:we used to talk about serious burging, now it's all soup reduction and cooking 101 I posted the best burgers on the first two pages and I stand by them. But I also support the human urge to create
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Apr 27, 2015 18:47
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Libelous Slander posted:lol yeah im a millionaire with hours of free time every day to reduce all manner of sauces to top my steaks and lobsters. some people actually have to work full time and need to purchase convenience groceries for this reason. hey woah I use Campbell just like you, I was talking to Mr(s?). Hoity Toity Soup Elitist over there sheesh! e. ^^ That person, the one who can't make up his (her?) mind about fresh soup
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Apr 27, 2015 18:49
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RideTheSpiral posted:lets just clarify that im no soup elitist i just dont live in america and dont know about these processed foods Buddy if you live somewhere that doesn't have canned soup then you probably also don't have ground beef or mushrooms or paved roads or clean water in which case I don't know what to tell you and am curious why you are in this thread?
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Apr 27, 2015 18:52
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Chinatown posted:*dumps soup on a burger* No, you are supposed to spread it on. This is not a joke reply.
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Apr 27, 2015 18:53
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RideTheSpiral posted:dont country shame You're right I'm sorry I just like burgers is all 
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Apr 27, 2015 18:54
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That channel is satire, mushroom soup reduction on burgers is not. Perhaps you should read up on the concept: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire I know wikipedia isn't suitable as a citation for academic works but I think for your purposes it will provide a good jumping-off point for further exploration, and buddy you need the help.
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Apr 27, 2015 18:56
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social vegan posted:you don't dump soup on the burger, you dip the burger in soup. People have already done this for years, it's called "au jus", ugh This also works. Why is burgers and soup so hard for people? It's a parallel concept to grilled cheese and tomato soup for gently caress's sake.
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Apr 27, 2015 19:00
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Norns posted:You've destroyed something I love with this furger poo poo. you need to pull your head out of the sand
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Jun 3, 2015 19:50
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Norns posted:There's no loving way in hell I'm ever putting fish in my grinder with beef. You can buy fish paste that you can mix into a patty with beef if you're that weird about the sanctity of your tools.
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Jun 3, 2015 20:00
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Nooner posted:I dont think that is how they do it in the restaurant, if anything I'd advise just cutting it into real thin strips and then dicing if you are afraid of grinding it for whatever reason Will It Blend? Has that guy ever done a fish? I bet he blends his fish because his meat grinder is only for manly steer beef.
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Jun 3, 2015 20:05
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Libelous Slander posted:
They made a similar joke about multi-bladed razors  BUT WHO'S LAUGHING NOW? Moral: don't take your cues for future progress from a sketch comedy show you big dummy.
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Jun 3, 2015 20:22
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RideTheSpiral posted:just eating a pretty lovely durger (dickburger) that i topped with a VERY SPECIAL mayonnaise Please talk about real burgers. Just because you aren't into fish doesn't mean you can't share the thread with those of us who are. This is a bad joke and whoever is encouraging you to make jokes like this isn't looking out for your best interests.
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Jun 3, 2015 22:11
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RideTheSpiral posted:look here pal i like fish as much as the next guy but im not grinding trout into my beef because I'm not psychotic Oh boo hoo better post about it some more oh no people like different stuff than you do  God drat, you're whinier than Gordon Ramsey. Fish is delicious and you're the crazy one for thinking otherwise. VV post em here, don't let this guy bully you out of the burger thread
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Jun 3, 2015 22:18
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Norns posted:Except when they arent. Like when you add loving ground fish to ground beef. Fetus Tree posted:Is that like a religious thing or?
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Jun 3, 2015 22:26
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Norns posted:Except when they arent. Like when you add loving ground fish to ground beef. The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Something Offal > ~*Burger Thread*~ Furgers are, of course, welcome. Get owned sucker.
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Jun 3, 2015 22:28
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Chinatown posted:LEMME TELL YA ABOUT PINEAPPLE ON BURGERS It's called a hawaiian burger, just like the pizza, and even though it's polarizing, just like the pizza, it has as many supporters as detractors, just like the pizza.  I'd also make the bun out of Hawaiian Bread to really hang your tongue loose surfing a wave of flavor!
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Jun 3, 2015 23:39
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Fetus Tree posted:would you say it really gives it a..'hawaiian wave' ? Yes. Surf's up!  edit: 
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Jun 3, 2015 23:52
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I wanted to try one of these before but that post jumped furgers to the top of my to-cook list for real.
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Jun 4, 2015 04:04
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Nooner posted:Effing delicious might open my own place, check for the kickstarter If you do you're going to make fat loving stacks slangin them furgers  From philly cheesesteaks, lobsters on the barbeque I'm getting twisted eating chicken with a prostitute An hour later eat the furger with my drug dealer Then add the butter to the fudge to make the fudge realer e: VV hey OP you should add that gif to the OP, preferably along with some dope rap lyrics VV proof of concept fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Jun 4, 2015 |
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Jun 4, 2015 04:47
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Sizone posted:it's general practice to blah blah blah etc. Is the fact that you think in these terms even though you can't back it up with anything more substantial than "since that's what I personally do/approve of" the reason why you're having a meltdown because someone put a spoonful of a sauce that you don't approve of on their novelty heart attack burger?
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Jun 19, 2015 14:39
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I made this a while back while screwing around, I'm just going to drop it here: (from the intro of Bob's Burgers for those of you who don't watch cartoons)
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Jun 29, 2015 16:59
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Norns posted:abomination don't knock it till you tried it, for real
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Sep 15, 2015 03:23
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rj54x posted:Yup! Let us count the reasons: you wrote this out i can't even 
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Sep 17, 2015 16:56
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Desetr Eagle posted:Also count me in as another that made a furger because of this thread and liked it 
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Sep 18, 2015 23:35
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Enourmo posted:i am not emptyquoting this post
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