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notZaar posted:What app is that? Same question Meanwhile, anyone wanna marry a cat? 
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Business Gorillas posted:there's a lot going on here, but i think my favorite part is how there's an entire section devoted to anime Is it too much to ask for a girl who thanks Mr. Skeltal but has better taste in TV than Scrubs and isn't a total spazz? Answered my own question: well-adjusted people don't put their weird Internet poo poo on their profile.
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idontcare posted:it's called "dating" Dating is asking someone out, going on the date, and scheduling the next one if it was a good date. It is not queuing up several first dates until your self-importance is sufficiently sated by someone, then telling everyone else you made plans with to gently caress off because they were a just-in-case. Cool for job searching, not cool for romance. Some of us have integrity.
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I misread some posts, and thought their shotgun approach implied flaking on some level.
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Mr. McGibblets posted:4. 99.9% of the time the woman will bring up the exclusive conversation, so as a guy sit back date/gently caress and when the question comes up give a bullshit answer and ghost.
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Oct 20, 2015 06:11
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Maoist Pussy posted:Imagine being the sort of person who goes outside wearing bondage gear but also a fannypack and a rape whistle and a water bottle on a carabiner what's GGG?
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Chomp8645 posted:I'm really not the type to lie about this anyway, because if you think I'd be ashamed to bang a fatty then you thought wrong. I like my women like I like my business cards: subtle off-white coloring, with a tasteful thickness.
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Oct 22, 2015 17:23
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When she's my type, Copperplate Gothic Light
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Oct 22, 2015 19:45
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 The smile...  Can anyone decipher this? Does she want to conceive a chub child?
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Oct 22, 2015 23:40
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Breetai posted:Oh look. A poly person whose reaction to a discussion about what a trainwreck polyamoury is was announcing unasked the fact that they are poly, along with an implication that they are "one of the good ones". What kind of amory is it when I love this post
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Oct 26, 2015 03:18
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Wicker Man posted:I've never seen a handsome, physically fit dude go out of his way to bang a fat person. Never. Feeders, nuff said I've never seen catcalling but that doesn't mean it's not out there
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Oct 26, 2015 18:02
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LethalGeek posted:My self-summary Welcome to the future, folks. This is his age identity and you know what? Let's make sure he can get surgery to weaken his muscles and make him as physically helpless as a baby as well. I'm talking "can barely keep his head up" status. Screw hypnosis, let's chop up the inferior frontal gyrus to give him Broca's aphasia, and maybe a little motor cortex shuffle while we're at it. That's how you really baby it up.
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Oct 26, 2015 21:58
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Does that make it a fu bigender chu?
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Oct 27, 2015 06:56
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Thing is, they see it as a mark of pride and honor that they dropped out of that shitlord college over it, so simply ignoring it wouldn't feed into a hero complex Exactly, any degree from an institution with such a PROBLEMATIC course like Disability Studies would just be a disgusting mark of shame and failure for violently oppressing... someone... with the pain of a thousand microaggressions.
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Oct 28, 2015 21:35
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Wicker Man posted:What? One thing is something innate, the other turns someone on because of an idea. People who like blowjobs are mentally ill because it's more based on the idea than based solely on innate impressions of evolutionary success. Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Oct 29, 2015 |
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Oct 29, 2015 18:58
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Lufiron posted:got a girl that fucks like a dead fish? I have experienced both of these, and when the face is basically the same attractiveness, the fat girl is better.
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Shumagorath posted:have you not read any of the thousand and one threads and articles about why every person at every gym is horrible (spoiler: they're true) Especially Brock.
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tinder.mpeg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBclkgUA88g Charlie Brooker really is right about everything
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What's a space? Is it like a house? Are there like a million House-of-FF7-like houses out there that prey on trans people? Is this something to do with Ball Culture? What am I reading? Is Twitter like San Francisco's Facebook? Why are they mad that she is trans? Who gets mad at that and calls themselves feminist? Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Oct 31, 2015 |
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Oct 31, 2015 20:20
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computer parts posted:I want to start off by introducing myself. My name is Elizabeth I am 22 years old. I was married for 5 years. Didn't work out due to personal problems between me and him. I am now divorced. Been single for 1 1/2 years. I have two wonderful kids from my marriage. Girl (5 yrs ) and my boy (3 yrs). Shotgun underage wedding and a second kid to boot? Now that's what I'm talkin' about! quote:We are a recently established group of experienced and semi-experienced swingers who meet on a fairly regular basis at a number of locations in our members area for group fun. It is a safe, comfortable and fun environment for all ,, You can be single,a couple or an existing group of swingers with experience or those new to the scene " .. Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Nov 1, 2015 |
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Oct 31, 2015 21:34
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Hollandia posted:I agree about saying they want/have humour, usually a bad sign, but she is from & in the Commonwealth Australians are notoriously bad at spelling. They mix up "bought" and "brought," as in, "We just brought a house."
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Nov 4, 2015 17:50
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It's funny because "civilization. I'll stay right here" is a reference to a song played in Fallout 3, but she missed the point completely that the guy is staying away from civilization because his verdant and peaceful jungle lifestyle is the city man's vacation.
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Nov 6, 2015 17:38
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Business Gorillas posted:Someone change the apple comic to one apple becoming 4 apples worth of slices and another apple just getting thrown in the garbage How about 4 apples showing up to the hospital because another apple had a miscarriage? I would make that right now but I'm at work
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Nov 6, 2015 21:06
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Worst part is, all it takes is 1 jackass to send "hey" to hundreds of women. And then it works once so he keeps doing it. And nobody who knows he does it, has enough reason to interact with him to tell him it's bad, or if they do he's like "ugh what a bitch it's just an app" I assume
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Nov 9, 2015 00:22
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When my profile is long, I like to add multiple paragraphs about how long it is.
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Nov 9, 2015 20:20
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Tumble posted:Just so we're all clear, this guy is loving awesome, right? Pete? Yeah, Pete fuckin' rules. He fought ISIS and still wants to branch out (as an aspiring Renaissance man), what more do you want?
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Nov 10, 2015 07:55
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Maoist Pussy posted:This one seems OK. What am I missing? Grammar is not sexy, it is standard. Being turned on by the competence expected of a 12-year-old is problematic.
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Nov 11, 2015 20:14
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It's whatever you want it to be, baby
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Nov 16, 2015 20:26
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MrMenshevik posted:I've never understood the raw intensity of feeling some can summon for a blue guy that jumps on robots. What confusion of drives invests one's sexual self-understanding in a rodent and his over-designed friends? I don't get it either, but I wouldn't have it any other way. 
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Nov 19, 2015 22:01
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Cuckoo posted:I think someone explained that people who are honest-to-god autistic find Sonic easy to understand because his huge eyes and hands make his cartoony gestures more obvious than real human communication, which is more subtle. This makes him more relatable. That explains the Japanimation and Flash-animated horses quite well, also.
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Nov 19, 2015 22:12
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Prav posted:All excited when I promise to be her sugar daddy but as soon as I show up with the bag of sugar I'm suddenly not wanted any more. I love how this is doubly literal because it's a dad joke
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Nov 19, 2015 23:47
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Chomp8645 posted:Women like tall men, men like big boobs. Actually, I more prefer boobs be firm and/or supple than I do big.
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Heh  Oh holy gently caress this SA mobile app is really convenient I'm glad the person who designed it is actually thoughtful Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 11:19 on Nov 22, 2015 |
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Nov 21, 2015 07:44
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Mr. McGibblets posted:Her argument is children don't ask to be mutilated so I asked her if she vaccinated her two children each from different fathers. I'm hoping she takes the bait. Wait, so she's blaming the victim?
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Nov 25, 2015 06:51
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Tumble posted:they just want to drink a beer, smoke a joint, watch a movie and HOOK UP! I've made a huge mistake
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Nov 25, 2015 20:22
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Nov 30, 2015 22:56
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I thought the one on the left kinda had a smile like the , and also that's the name on the profile, and I guess it was a stretch to imply that this says something about people from England
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Nov 30, 2015 23:07
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Cuckoo posted:Actually I'm seriously tempted to get fertility testing, just to see if I could go off BC pills altogether and never have to worry about condoms again (with known std-free partners) because that would rule. Yeah, and you know what? Even if a woman in her 40s decides "ah poo poo I would sure like to put a kid through college right before I retire that'd be very nice look at all these savings I have gathering cobwebs," then hey wow there's people who didn't get their tubes tied and are not ready for children and don't want no 'bortions and their kid could really use a wise, poo poo-together-like-clockwork, adoptive parent(s). Win-win, I think. #NotAllDoctors, I guess, but it seems like we're not quite done progressing from the days of doctors saying women get "the vapors," and treating them like hormone-bots. computer parts posted:I don't think I have to tell you what the pictures are.
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calvus posted:Not sure why but a lot of black people seem really into anime It's a very inclusive hobby. Cosplay is a struggle though, because even the Japanese are white-centric
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