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May 14, 2024 00:14
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- Shumagorath
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My self-summary
Also polyamorous and consider myself pansexual, more than bisexual.
Polyamorous means I partake in multiple relationships at a time. Some are serious, some are not.
I'll sometimes reply slow, so be patient with me.
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Hello! My name is <withheld> and I'm not entirely sure what my intent is, back on this site, last time my experiences were dull at best.
I'd describe myself as sex and kink positive, a feminist, and I love having discussions about such things. You know, respectfully.
In my spare time I'm a pretty dedicated gamer; my favourite hobby being LARPing. I play multiple across <withheld>. I love board games, making things with my hands, and strong drinks.
Aside from that, Pokemon is like, my favourite thing. I have a pokemon tattoo, I'll let you guess of what and where.
What I’m doing with my life
Burlesque performer, trying to find ways to sell the crafts I produce. Basically at multiple crossroads.
I’m really good at
Writing is my main queen, but costuming is up there. Special effects make up, baking, crafting, pinterest inspired home decor.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm very upbeat and enjoy being happy above much else. I'm a super extrovert and in love with attention and meeting/experiencing new people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Currently devouring anything occult based I can get my hands on.
Music:
Nicki Minaj is the love of my life.
Tegan and Sara, Imagine Dragons, Porcelain Black, Woodkid, Kesha, Lady Gaga, Emilie Autumn, Mumford and Sons, Ani Defranco, Black Lab, Angel Haze.
Movies/shows:
Star Trek(New and Old), Sherlock, Doctor Who, American Horror Story, Venture Brothers, Young Justice, Justice League, Flash Point Paradox, Fight Club, Ninth Gate.
Food:
Sushi, Pizza, tea, bubbletea, lattes. I loving love chai lattes. Bagels, olives, chocolate, ice cream.
The six things I could never do without
Lattes
Thigh high socks
Bright colours
Summer dresses
Spaaace. Not like stars and poo poo, though that's cool, I mean like personal space.
Copious amounts of headphones.
On a typical Friday night I am
Frantically last minute packing for larp, out dancing, or on tumblr.
You should message me if
If you're into LARPing, or other kinds of Roleplay games.
If you wanna talk hot steamy feminism
If you want my 3DS friend code
If you like all these things AND sushi and/or pizza.
ALSO if you have more to say than just "hey" or "Whats up" or "You're sexy".
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Oct 3, 2015 23:22
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- Shumagorath
- Jun 6, 2001
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Exactly what I expected. Although I also expected dyed hair.
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Oct 4, 2015 03:04
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- Shumagorath
- Jun 6, 2001
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FYI Neato was right however many months ago he said everyone needs to get on Bumble. Tinder has degenerated from an app with an honest purpose into a narcissistic extension of Instagram where in a few months you will probably get unmatched if you don't SuperLike someone. Too bad it's iOS-only as far as I know but at least it's not some silly Winklevoss experiment like Hinge.
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Oct 5, 2015 04:34
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- Shumagorath
- Jun 6, 2001
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Works great for me so far, but yeah I know it doesn't completely eliminate match collection or cold feet. Also when the bots hit this service it's going to be way worse than Tinder ever was, and the only way to fix it is going to require an uncomfortable amount of Facebook access.
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Oct 5, 2015 12:08
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- Shumagorath
- Jun 6, 2001
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you can extend one for a day though. that usually gets the cold feet ones to message.
man i hated hinge.
Another thing Bumble does right is letting me report profiles before matching, though I haven't had to. Tinder has so many obvious bots it was frankly embarrassing.
Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Oct 6, 2015
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Oct 6, 2015 04:11
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- Shumagorath
- Jun 6, 2001
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STD-ridden dildo salesman and mother of two at 27 with muscular dystrophy
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Oct 6, 2015 04:17
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- Shumagorath
- Jun 6, 2001
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Oh shush, he wasn't doxxing you, he was talking about the profile.
no i want that to be the thread title idiot
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Oct 7, 2015 12:12
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- Shumagorath
- Jun 6, 2001
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20 • <withheld>
Woman, Bigender, Pangender, Genderfluid
My details
Last online
<withheld>
Orientation
Pansexual, Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Status
Seeing Someone
Height
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Smoking
Sometimes
Drinking
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Dropped out of Space camp
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
first of all i am in a a longterm open relationship with my sweetheart <withheld> i love him very much. we are open for play. im looking for pussyand hes looking for dics maybe?
sex is great but i do like to be frends first. i need frends more then sex. lets hangout and do kool stuff and let sex happen wen its ready.
I have a thing for flamboyant bitches love it :P
I need real people in my life.
Be weird be you.
Im a panny 
I always end up with guys tho its weird o.~
Ima silly chick take it or leave it.
What I’m doing with my life
being an obnoctious loud hurling ball of fuckshit rainbows
need anuther tat
dyeing my hair. converting other people into skittles
Taking pictures.
kinda living
also my life was kinda hosed up and its still a little wonkity. alot of people cant see past it so if your one of those or extremely sheltered people it probably wont workout sorry.
I’m really good at
always being right. except when im left.
and sometimes im wrong.
Art!!!!!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
I am loving weird.
hair, shoes,eyes, weirdness
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Tv
Lie to me
Breaking Bad
Simpsons
fucloads more just ask.
Movies
almost all
Books
anything fantasy/fiction /Fae related
and depressing/ addictions/ mental disorders
and ofcourse poppycock
The six things I could never do without
drag people, hippies, Rainbows, dancing, junction, art, hair or lack there of, humans.
unicorns
cats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
people with the personality of a pixie.
fun crazy depressing poo poo and weird hosed up theories. netflix. videogames. adventures.
finding the few people who are real and true to themselves.
english is a dummass language to spell.
On a typical Friday night I am
partying out with frends or at home chilling with electronics n some peeps, playing magic or doin sumthing crazy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I has a real weakness for queers your all just so drat beautiful.
my sexdrive goes from 100% to -100% and I don't get to choose when, its terribly annoying because im a very physical person but I go through times I cant even be touched it sucks.
i have a personality disorder and thats part of it, but im still awesome  if you wanna know more just
ask.
You should message me if
if you don't shave ur pits
if you love rainbows.
if you know how to be yourself
if your a pixie type.
Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Oct 10, 2015
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Oct 10, 2015 03:43
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- Shumagorath
- Jun 6, 2001
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maybe "panny" is pancake
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Oct 10, 2015 03:58
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- Shumagorath
- Jun 6, 2001
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A 'unicorn' is a woman who'll participate in a threesome with a couple.
I think it means they're rare or something, but given the relative lack in quality of couples who trawl for poon on okcupid or whatever...
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Oct 15, 2015 00:31
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- Shumagorath
- Jun 6, 2001
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catfish
the really sophisticated ones will rent a DID number in your area code
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22 • <redacted> • Woman
I’m looking for
Everyone
Ages 20–46
Near me
For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
My details
Last online
<redacted>
Orientation
Queer, Pansexual
Ethnicity
White
Status
Single
Height
5' 0" (1.52m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Smoking
No
Drinking
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Gemini
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
I'm a tiny, glamorous slob who is usually singing showtunes. Or telling involved stories. Old Woman & proud of it.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing songs about trauma & the strength of vulnerability for my boo-hoo-core acoustic project, painting a series of comics about having O.C.D., supporting my budz, wearing overalls, glittergluing care packages for friends far away, plotting my escape from the city, looking for where the big trees are, getting freeeaky in order to stay awake for working overnights in supported housing in the <area known nation-wide for being full of homeless drug addicts> (& navigating interactions within inherently hosed/suffocating/complex systems in order to do so), healing.
I’m really good at
Giving life advice, memorizing & redundantly reciting lyrics of pre-existing songs, doing impressions of friends/enemies, giving a gently caress (but not about you), screaming, pissing in jars, holding hands, rhyming.
The six things I could never do without
Homo freaks taking care of eachother, real talk, a voice to call bullshit with, big trees, strong bonds with other folks who experience misogyny, performance.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gentrification, transmisogyny, cis-sexism, white supremacy, colonialism & overlap/intersections of those things.
How to build community.
How to take care of buddies.
How to take care of my crazy rear end Brain.
Why Lynda Barry is my Golden Girl.
New ways to scream.
Why sleepovers are a tool against rape culture.
How to be useful.
Palindromes.
Music & why Ludacris/Liz Phair/Lucinda Williams is VERY IMPORTANT.
You should message me if
You want to talk about Ludacris/Liz Phair/ Lucinda Williams in any amount of depth.
Or you have stories to swap about the world.
Or if you want to grind on the dancefloor.
the image isn't really interesting but i was just surprised to see a fridge
Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Oct 15, 2015
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Oct 15, 2015 02:58
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- Shumagorath
- Jun 6, 2001
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27 • <redacted> Non-binary, Genderqueer, Gender Nonconforming, Genderfluid, Agender
I’m looking for
Everyone
Ages 20–50
Located anywhere
For new friends, long-term dating
My details
Last online
<redacted>
Orientation
Queer, Demisexual, Gay, Lesbian
Ethnicity
White
Status
Single
Height
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Sign
Capricorn
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
they/them/their pronouns.
♡♡♡non-binary♡femme♡tenderqueer♡hag♡chronically ill♡♡♡
thoughtful, empathetic, friendly, fierce, sometimes dark & brooding, very nurturing. radical politics & spirituality is central to my life . just trying to move through this messy world with a little grace and integrity.
* living on <redacted> *
i do not want to hear from cis men. pls & thnx.
i'm ENFP, capricorn sun, cancer rising, libra moon.
What I’m doing with my life
learning about oppression, power, resistance & survival in its many forms outside and within me, singing/songwriting and putting cast-offs into poems, learning string instruments (uke, banjo and guitar), dreaming about the accordion, getting over stage fright finally, learning to be vulnerable in general, working toward becoming a birth doula and herbalist (very slowly), supporting people i care about, eating well, being a hermit whenever necessary, self-care and healing. i practice yoga and meditation, and bike as much as possible. i love plants and herbs and am finally learning to garden now that i have space to do it. i live in a collective house and it's the best.
there's also a lot of getting cozy and reading non-fiction and bragging about how amazing everyone in my life is. when i'm not too tired or busy i love house parties and adventures. lately i've been into nesting, since i just moved to vancouver pretty recently.
all of this but also i'm a fairly anxious human and have fibromyalgia and tend to be pretty awkwardly navigating through daily life. i'm a weird bird & always getting weirder. <3 i am not hugely productive in terms of being a good lil capitalist bee because of this but i have a lot of gifts i give. :3
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
music:
ani difranco, shovels & rope, shakey graves, squinch owl, thorn & shout, rae spoon, frazey ford, the be good tanyas, hurray for the riff raff, geoff berner, tom waits, elliot smith, the weakerthans, ben caplan, utah phillips, diane cluck, lisa leblanc, des ark, arroyo deathmatch, eekwol, a tribe called red, angel haze...my friend's music is the very best tho!!! so much more too.
You should message me if
i wish there was a comment box for what i'm looking for:
i'm looking for friends and cuddle buddies with other radical queers and folks on the trans spectrum. i'm not up for casual hookups. i am low-key looking for a partner so open to meeting other people who are in the place for building something like that over time, but i need to be friends first and to take things slow and intentionally.
i'm not sure if i'm polyamorous or monogamous but my values line up with poly ones. i value friends just as much as partners. my community is the centre of where i put my work and passion. i spend a lot of time doing emotional and relational labour. i want to find something that feels good and is healthy.
you should message me if:
~ you practice active consent and have some idea of how to be with folks who have trauma. i'm a sexual person but i need someone who is patient.
~ you understand how to be intimate with people who are non-binary
~ you do constant work on your communication and emotional intelligence
~ you've taken the time to read about chronic pain, and how to be good to people who have it.
~ you'll respect my gender and pronouns (and other people's too).
~ you wanna make art together or in the same space.
~ you wanna adventure together
~ you wanna make plant medicine and other remedies
~ you wanna talk about feelings
~ you are magical, you meditate, you follow the dharma, or are otherwise non-dogmatically spiritual but avoid cultural appropriation.
~ you are radical. if you are anarchist, feminist, queer, socialist, anti-colonial, anti-racist and/or a land defender say hi!!
LONG TERM TALK: i'm essentially gearing up for retirement (there will be chickens & a compost toilet *~dreamz~*) and searching for company and co-pilots. i really just want to hang out with friends on porches and around fires out at some farm, playing music and canning peaches and making medicine, 'cause the world is scary and sad and it can be easier together.
Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Oct 15, 2015
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Oct 15, 2015 03:14
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- Shumagorath
- Jun 6, 2001
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How did you know he hit it off with someone else? He actually told you instead of making up the usual "family issue" excuse?
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Oct 19, 2015 22:18
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- Shumagorath
- Jun 6, 2001
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Not cutting names or details on this one since it's either a fake or an out-and-out psychopath:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/gamer_zoe
quote:
You should message me if
If you want a nsa sex or discreet affair with a married lady.
Husband in one of the profile pics.
Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Oct 22, 2015
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Oct 21, 2015 23:42
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- Shumagorath
- Jun 6, 2001
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Hey goons im new to online dating. I will not discuss min/maxing dates because gently caress that. I have a windows phone and it does not have a good tindr. But okcupid has a lot of 30 yr olds. Is there a better alternative for young 20's?
Or just buy an iPad if you want all the next-wave poo poo like Bumble and Hinge.
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Oct 22, 2015 00:20
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- Shumagorath
- Jun 6, 2001
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I much prefer Bumble's system of pestering you with push notifications when someone likes you then front-loading them. Super-likes just seem like they'll become the new standard if you want to get matched.
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Oct 22, 2015 03:35
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- Shumagorath
- Jun 6, 2001
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the pics are the most worksafe on the account
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I’m looking for
Everyone
Ages 18–36
Near me
For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
My details
Last online
Oct 22
Orientation
Pansexual
Ethnicity
White
Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Height
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Smoking
Sometimes
Drinking
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and it’s important
Sign
Gemini
Education
High school
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Well let's get started. I am single and gender fluid transwoman. I guess those are both good places to start. Single and totally open to dating but it doesn't have to be the focus. Casual fun is good as well as long as everyone has an sti check I'm happy.
As for being gender fluid and a transwoman what I have to get across there is that I do have male organs but I do not identify as male. I'm currently looking into estrogen and hormone therapy as well as testosterone blockers. I am a female so please use female pronouns.
The most important things about me are that I am polyamorous I will never stop looking for ways to share and spread love, I'm also very kinky I've been apart of the kink and BDSM community for many years and I think I will be for the rest of my life. I am a pagan land very spiritually connected to the earth is a huge thing for me. And I'm a giant geek I like Mario, Zelda, Star Wars I play Dungeons and Dragons and many other geeky things.
I'm not sure what else to say for now but if you want to get to know me and chat I am looking for something fun and casual as well as long term dating. Feel free to message me anytime
What I’m doing with my life
I've recently been laid off and am looking for a new job in the process of getting my career together.
I would like to become a care provider and help those who cannot help themselves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite movies are Zombieland, Boondock Saints, The Princess Bride, The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
As for booms I like the two I am reading now The Ethical Slut, and The Zombie Survival Guide.
T.v Shows I really like a lot of animes and shows that make me think like The Mentalist.
I also really like shows based around tattoos seeing as I really love body art and appreciate the art that goes into them.
As for music I really am a jack of all trades cause I can honestly say there is something from every single John Rowe that I know of that I like with the exception of glam metal.
The six things I could never do without
Kink is something I could never live without it is so important to me.
Meditations are huge as well they help me ground myself through all sorts of problems.
Music it touches my very soul and speaks to me in a way that's hard to explain.
Friends/gaming it such a great creative way to let loose and have board game or gaming nights with a small circle of friends.
Poetry is something that I have always needed when my heart aches and soul criea out in pain I need it go put to paper the very essence of myself.
Finally Love without having love in my life I don't know where I would be love connects me to everyone and everything in my life it connects very passion I have to the world around me and the people who I value. Without that I don't know where I would be and to me that is the very most important thing in my life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Generally about the earth and ways I can make it better as well as how I can positively affect people, and of course for my own silliness I always think about more tattoos that I want to get done
On a typical Friday night I am
That depends on who I am with and what I am doing. I am content being alone at home watching TV curling up on my couch. I'm also contend going out and playing at Kink events.
Nights out in the stars, or hang out with friends playing games I don't care I'm very easy going.
You should message me if
You are kinky, open to explore slowly and safely, and are okay going out on random adventures.
Also I am not looking for really long distance relationships. If you drive and are willing to come out to <nope> fantastic bonus points for you. After me I do not drive yet I am in the process of getting my license but I am still willing to travel to <nope> and the surrounding areas I'm afraid anything further than that I'm not looking for at the moment.
 
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Oct 24, 2015 21:58
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- Shumagorath
- Jun 6, 2001
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My self-summary
First off, I am currently in a relationship, but I can always use new friends! [Editor's note - nope, dude messaged my friend for casual sex]
My favourite dinosaur is the Pachycephalosaurus.
Let me just say that I suck at filling out "about me" sections.
I guess the first thing you should know is that I'm a theatre and sci-fi/fantasy geek. Most of my life revolves around those.
I need ferrets in my life. Let me cuddle yours and I'll love you forever. Did you know that a group of ferrets is called a business? So I need at least 2, so I can dress them in little ferret suits. Their names will be chosen from this list:
Fuzzbutt
Racecar
Boomer
Croisant
Peanut
Gizmo
Skittles
Popcorn
What I’m doing with my life
I recently graduated from Capilano in technical theatre, which is pretty much everything to make performers look good on stage. So now I'm out there, trying to make a name for myself as a stage manager.
I’m really good at
Netflix marathons
Board and card games
Martial arts (testing for black belt soon!)
Killing Ganon
Defeating the Elite 4
I like to think that I'm a decent writer, but I've never actually showed anyone my stories
The first things people usually notice about me
People have been mentioning my eyes a lot lately. I think it's the weather, it makes them seem very blue sometimes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Paper Towns, Randall Munroe, Cheeseburger Subversive, Backstage Handbook
Movies: Aladdin, Lion King, the Avengers series, Serenity, Star Wars
Shows: Firefly, Torchwood, Merlin, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Fringe, Grimm, Mythbusters, Orphan Black, Axe Cop
Music: My taste in music is still living in the 90s
Food: Pretty much anything. But I love me some sushi or mom's home-made brisket
And if someone, somewhere, eats something, I'll try it at least once.
The six things I could never do without
1. Board and card games
2. Going on adventures for the sake of going on adventures
3. snes and n64
4. My ukulele
5. My martial arts, whether I'm taking a class or teaching it.
6. My kitty, Shumshy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I would save the world with the Master Sword and a Hylian shield. Or with a lightsaber and the force. Or my own bare hands.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with a few friends, training for a few hours at my martial arts school, or gaming. Because Link won't save Zelda by himself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a little socially awkward, and I'm kind of embarrassed to have to fill out an account on one of these sites.
You should message me if
You want to go on adventures.
You want to stay in and colonize Catan.
You're willing to sing Disney duets with me.
+100 points if you can tell me why my ukulele's name is Julia 
Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Oct 25, 2015
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Oct 25, 2015 03:21
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My self-summary
Let's see...
ISTJ, Virgo, and I'm on Tumblr, let's get that outta the way.
I'm a feminist, anime trash nerd who likes Pokemon too much, probably. I volunteer too much and don't work enough.
I'm super critical of myself in personality, looks, and achievements. All of which I feel are lacking, let's be real.
I'm super thirsty for a relationship lmfaooo
I'm also suuuuper awkward when I first meet people, so I'm kind of at a stalemate with myself. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What I’m doing with my life
Technically, I'm considered "a youth" in organizations eyes until my 25th birthday, so there's that...
I'm on the board of directors as a youth rep for a non-profit organization in the downtown **** area. Through that I'm on 2 youth councils--one provincial, and the other national.
I'm not in school, but I'm trying really hard to figure out what I want to do with my life.
I’m really good at
Okay, Imma be serious. I'm pretty good at everything I try--/for a beginner/.
I'm good at cooking (no one is surprised). I'm good at sewing. I rock at art stuff in general, except drawing people...I'm horrible at that. I'm not great with music, either, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I know I couple notes on the guitar lol das it tho
I'm okay at sports. I hate running though bec I'm a fat rear end and I hate jiggles :-///
Umm yeah, I'm pre good at writing when I'm not suffering through writers block lol
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually my weight and height, as I am fat and 6'. If not those then my hair bec it's usually dyed a "weird" colour...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: HP series, the Uglies series, manga (skip beat, beauty pop, Ranma 1/2, ore monogatari, haikyuu!!, etc )
Movies: HP obvs, the fifth element, avengers, pacific rim, marvel in general, pitch perfect, disney, zoolander, rocky horror, the scary movie series, paranormal activity, and anything with Jackie Chan.
My favourite genre is horror, second is comedy (but I'm very selective about comedy), and a good action movie with plot is nice.
Anime: Cardcaptor Sakura, naruto, yugioh Gx, ranma 1/2, skip beat, kuragehime, katekyo hitman reborn, haikyuu!!, gintama--the list is growing and I'm watching dubbed Pokemon
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Music: I love a lot of different genres. I'm not a huge fan of rap/hip hop and metal tho I do occasionally listen to them? I've got a bunch of diff types on my phone, so there's that? Like...pop, rock, boy bands, alt, punk, French, r&b...
Food: I'll try almost anything once tbh but lbr I love (most) Japanese foods, my own cooking, pasta/Italian, annnnd bubble tea
My games list is pre limited
-yugioh gameboy games (GX, original, that kinda thing)
-Pokemon as always
-da:I
The six things I could never do without
Oh gosh
Family and money goes without saying right?
Other than that, I have no idea?
Tablet maybe...3ds maybe...phone probs???
Umm yeah
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I have been mentally screaming since 4th grade
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends on the month/season. Like October is busy so I'm traveling a lot. Summer months aren't really busy so I'm home a lot. Spring is kind of busy, once again depending on the month. And fall is suuuuper busy... I travel, I guess, for those volunteer based youth councils ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Lmfao I'm super virginal and that's because I feel I'm too gross looking to have sex. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm also broke. Allllll the time.
You should message me if
You should message me if you're in my age range, like any of the things I like (and you're not weird about those things), and/or you like water. I love the water.
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Oct 25, 2015 03:31
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- Shumagorath
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My self-summary
♎ Libra sun & rising w/ a pesky Cancer moon. ♋
My Mars is in Cancer, My Venus is in Scorpio.
Witchy Queer-Anarchist, hopeless nihilist, sarcastic greyromantic, dry humorist, crafty (restless) homebody that might be a little musically inclined.
What I’m doing with my life
surviving capitalism, coping with racism
I’m really good at
Uhhhhhhhh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Black metal, sludge metal, Grind, H.P Lovecraft, Bell Hooks, native spirituality, political science, pseudoscience, comedy, cartoons, moose meat, fry bread.
The six things I could never do without
Weed
Food
Cats
Nature
Music (making it & listening to it)
Comfy places to lay down
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Decolonization; incorporating it in my life, and in my relationships, centring other queers and especially PoC's, writings songs about my trauma and distain for everything around me, learning new guitar finger picking progressions, what self care really is, wondering if any cute femmes notice and like me too, destroying toxic masculinity and patriarchy, not fitting into a settler's idea of what I should be and the exceptionalism I get for not fitting a stereotype, reviving my culture and spirituality, astrology, positive thinking patterns, what herbs to put in to tea to 'calm my poo poo' down, divination, things I should finish making, my life in general and how I have such bad luck sometimes, how funny and great my friends are, ect.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wondering what day it is.
You should message me if
iunno if you think we have stuff in common? I'm really into challenging certain power dynamics in our hierarchal society, talking about mental health stuff and I have great music taste and like to cook and drink copious amounts of coffee so that's a plus
PLACE YOUR BETS NOW
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Oct 27, 2015 01:16
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- Shumagorath
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Four miles is an easily searchable radius for you to find and put a stop to that.
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Oct 27, 2015 02:38
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fat girls are gross. Stealthfat is an automatic split bill and invention of early morning commitments that necessitate the date end as soon as said bill is paid
Or for the social aspect of going to the gym?
Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Oct 29, 2015
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Oct 29, 2015 22:16
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hinge sucks they just changed it so if you don't msg in 24 hours your match disappears (old matches have 14 days).
-Still not open in city of ~1 million
-Demands info I wouldn't tell Facebook let alone them
It's like they want to fail.
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Nov 4, 2015 00:22
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why do I even bother redacting the stuff I find when this person has their full name and DoB on that ultrasound
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Nov 4, 2015 18:31
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A pic with that much artifacting is a bot and you guys are just keeping them alive (well that and Tinder having vested interest in them to sell more Pro memberships).
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My self-summary
Most of my highest matches are pursuing advanced degrees in really intense subjects and I'm just here like a dropout of three programs. That either says I'm really a misfit genius or higher education aint poo poo. I guess both.
I'm honest, empathetic, compassionate, tough, and intense.
Ecstatic dance and hanging out with friends in nature are my favourite things to do.
You can't love people without hating the forces that try to oppress them. I'm into feminist, anti-racist, anti-ableist, anti-homophobic/transphobic, anti-classist politics. However, I give most of my energy to Earth liberation because I recognize that none of this will matter if we don't have a living ecosystem anymore.
I'm queer and polyamorous and love being affectionate and genuine with folks, but I'm not looking for anything right now as I'll be in a secluded location for the next year.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to get free.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favourite/most affecting/informing documentaries:
END: CIV Resist or Die - a wake up call + call to action
I Am - explores the true nature of humans as being empathetic rather than selfish
Earthlings - shows how animals are used and abused
Forks Over Knives - explains the link between animal products and disease
Queen of the Sun - bees
Blue Gold - World Water Wars - water
Dirt! The Movie - soil
You should message me if
you're into:
primitivism
radical environmentalism
permaculture
anarchism
ecofeminism
veganism
paganism
pantheism
rewilding
deep ecology
revolution
freeganism
decolonization
indigenization
deindustrialization
Earth liberation
off-grid
simple living
intentional communities
communes
ecovillages
anti-capitalism
degrowth
anti-consumerism
anti-globalization
WWOOFing
homesteading
self-sufficiency
survival skills
bioregionalism
Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Nov 5, 2015
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Nov 5, 2015 01:41
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My self-summary
There are many things I'd like to sAy about myself  personally ,BBW have always attracted me. I'v been shy for my inter life lol . I'm trying to learn other language " ask me "
What I’m doing with my life
Studying ,, reading ,, working , chilin at home .. I'v been saving moeny to travle a few contries that I like . I'v been checking placses for fun
I’m really good at
Sleeping
Eating
Making joke
Running
Farting hahah
Sex maybe lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite site is tube 8 lol that's just my out side voice .. )
The six things I could never do without
My phone
My bed
My work
My juice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What comes on my road
You should message me if
Like to talk and funny person
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Hebrew (Somewhat)
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Nov 5, 2015 02:00
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body and mind of small child, drug paraphernalia penis envy
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Nov 6, 2015 04:38
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guess I don't either?
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Nov 6, 2015 14:15
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- Shumagorath
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Part of white male privilege is knowing that nothing can end it.
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Nov 6, 2015 21:35
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- Shumagorath
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Friend's profile text has a bit about not dating at work and he gets this.
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Hey
I agree with you not dating your colleagues
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I'm guessing you're new here? I can't really have more than the most superficial conversation with someone who has no picture or profile text.
Weeks later there's still no picture, no profile text, no questions answered, just this:
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28 • <redacted> • Woman
I’m looking for
Men
Ages 21—42
Near me
Who are single
For new friends
My details
Last online
Yesterday – 10:21pm
Orientation
Straight
Status
Single
Drugs
Never
Speaks
English
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Nov 7, 2015 18:32
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- Shumagorath
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found profile of polyamorous homoflexible woman who won't let partners perform oral and answered another question "i do not enjoy penetration"
how do you even
Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Nov 7, 2015
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Nov 7, 2015 18:55
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My self-summary
Someone just sent me a message saying that they would send me a pick-up line but they didnt think I would appreciate it.
I need to update my profile then, clearly.
I'm a big doof, a huge nerd, I can be intense sometimes, but I'm more into having fun and playing video games. I love comics and anime and other stuff like that, and I have a pretty bizarre and cracked sense of humour.
Sure, I have some issues I'm trying to get over, but no ones going to hear about them until I'm comfortable with them.
I guess I'm just looking for someone I'm comfortable with being my whole honest self with, someone i havent been able to be with any of my past partners, but I have hope!
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm working at an adult toy and video store, organizing my life, saving money, playing music and making art!
I’m really good at
cooking and oral. fat chick, you know?
In all seriousness, I am really good at just being straight up nice, I have a talent for art, singing and writing (although I'm a bit out of practice) and I'm really, REALLY good at laughing at my own stupid jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have absolutely no clue. They usually ask about my hair, my starwars tattoo, or my nose ring, but they probably just notice how generally large I am. maybe once I open my mouth they realize how much I stutter and stumble over words and stuff. After that, they usually notice how self-deprecating I can be! :P
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS:
It's been a while, but my favourites have been
The Gargoyle
Fahrenheit 451
Catcher in the Rye
Paper Towns
An Abundance of Katherines
Awoken
MOVIES:
Attack the Block
Pacific Rim
About Time
Star Wars original trilogy
Pitch Perfect
Legally Blonde
Hot Rod
How To Train Your Dragon
The Incredibles
Chasing Amy
The Lego Movie
Most Marvel Movies
MUSIC:
Tchaikovsky
Reel Big Fish
Childish Gambino
Dandy Warhols
Weezer
OK Go
Starbomb
Anamanaguchi
Grimes
Fall out boy
obscure underground j-rock bands
SHOWS:
Brooklyn 99
Veronica Mars
Orange is The New Black
Kill La Kill
Metalocalypse
South Park
Archer
Portlandia
Young Justice
Justice league unlimited
Food:
Anything breakfast.
The six things I could never do without
I am usually snarky about this because I think I'm hilarious, but at this point, I couldn't live without
a roof
water
supportive friends
decent transportation
supportive family
something to do
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Daydreaming about superpowers or about how all my friends and I TOTALLY have secret super powers but don't tell anyone! I think a lot about making games, making comics, making cartoons. I think a lot about my goals and how the hell I'll achieve them since I have a tendency to procrastinate and flip back and forth. IT'LL HAPPEN, I SWEAR, I WILL BE THE NEXT KEVIN SMITH/LAUREN FAUST/J K ROWLING/ARIN HANSON/GABE NEWELL. IT WILL HAPPEN.
On a typical Friday night I am
probably working, if not, just having a nice night in, hanging out, playing ukulele, and just unwinding in general.
You should message me if
You noticed more about my profile besides my apparent prowess at oral sex. OR to tell me I'm pretty. or just have a good opener, I never know what to say to peeps who just send me messages.
probably closest to being gabe newell
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May 14, 2024 00:14
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- Shumagorath
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hiow do you get better pics. last four dates said "you look hotter in person"
do things that look cool and be photographed because the statistically successful shots all look fake as hell
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Oct 1, 2015 23:40
if you think a 22yr old cat lady "indigo child" (read: bred sociopath) with three different zodiac signs is going to get less crazy over time.
