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Violet_Sky posted:I'm a hundred-something pounds. I don't have a height limit. Never had sex before. Describe the best possible scenario where you lose your virginity but someone yells PRANKED and then laughs in really obnoxious way, sounding something like a donkey.
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Yawgmoth posted:Crazy chicks are the best in bed and this one's really pretty too, so really I'm not seeing any reason not to go whole hog. Could not be more obviously made up by a guy in a poor attempt at being creepy. King of Bees posted:Gut shot. Stupid girl. That's through the lungs. See the blood on the muzzel? What a knob. Also that looks like a good girl for dating. raton fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Aug 22, 2015 |
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Woman has a long list of comments about what she will or will not accept in a message or man. What I hear: Don't give a poo poo fire the harpoons
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Aug 23, 2015 03:08
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I'm not but if I'm going to be on OKC I don't have a loving choice do I. I mean, I did in NYC but outside of there and maybe like Denver or LA women are so consistently fat it's almost unbelievable.
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Aug 25, 2015 19:38
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ThePriceIsRight posted:Is it worth it to be ironic on a dating profile? If you're a girl and looking to attract men from the pool of people who understand irony on the internet (so like 50% of 4chan and Something Awful) then yes.
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Aug 27, 2015 00:32
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vyst posted:Cigarettes are legit gross and lol if you smoke them in tyool 2015 I don't smoke and don't care if girl smokes but do care if girl cares about smoking because caring about smoking is real dumb. Also there is only so much sanctimony about drunk driving a guy can tolerate.
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quote:Fave Food: Italian, American, Mexican,, No spicy Foods, Sea foods.. I love fast foods 2.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAzXEIsxl4
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The number one and I mean absolute number one rule to online dating is that you can not list Golden loving Corral as one of your "fave restaurants." I'm reeling~~~
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Sep 15, 2015 07:35
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You know I kind of miss the ladies of Portland because they read not-poo poo books and often have the short hair that I crave but then again 90% of them are the mousey-est most unshaven directionless loving lumps just like the men there and I mean just HTFU Portland Jesus loving Christ Almighty I mean once in a while in NY you meet some loony trans witch like that but you know she can flip a switch and go hardcore disaster warrior PRN because otherwise she would have been beaten to death by a gang of drunken homophobic Puerto Ricans about twenty years ago, but in Portland there's no loving risk to being aberrant (aberrancy being of course a fundamental good) and therefore it is almost meaningless. Any problem you have in Portland can be solved by being bellicose and gut shoving your way around because everyone there is such a huge pussy that they instantly give way. Bunch of lame asses. Busta Chimes.wav posted:finally sees the mythical bloomin Onion, bursts into tears lol raton fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Sep 15, 2015 |
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paco650 posted:move to Portland and become a professional bully. Let's go You could literally go into an office building there and just walk around telling people to give you their lunch money and they would do it. raton fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Sep 16, 2015 |
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paco650 posted:Not aggressive or rich-sounding enough for San Francisco, not depressed or Asian enough for Seattle. Apparently college educated, but still confident enough in their own mental illness to crack self-aware jokes about never bathing. Maybe Portland? I'd need to see a picture. That's LA af
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Sep 19, 2015 10:29
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Still haven't seen 22 shirt amy show up in my matches, bout to give up on OKC
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YeahTubaMike posted:i went on a really pleasant date with a dude who was nice & cute and he kissed me in the rain which was super cliche but still nice. then he stopped answering my texts lol Unlike all these sexual tyrannosauruses in here I'm not a big fan of when gels do this and I am then like you in this post.
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Sep 23, 2015 08:51
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Has anyone put a profile up on OKC that's just literally a sperm bank. Come on girls. If you want a baby go get one put up in there. The rest of your profile has assured me that you can handle literally anything that comes your way.
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Coolness Averted posted:
lol I wish I had invented this bullshit so I could troll the world with it.
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Today scientists define her abilities as accessing a part of the brain that others cannot. How that process happens is being studied by academics around the globe.
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Shumagorath posted:anonymous tip: Oh man you didn't tell me the tip. Is the tip to be insatiable for lady juice??
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Sep 28, 2015 19:28
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I sent a message as long as that one time but it was a big fake troll and I thought it was kinda funny and she replied with something like "lol, you're way too close to that monkey in ur pic" which I thought wasn't a bad sign overall but guess what it was
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Coolness Averted posted:I'll form the head! Ur the vein
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Sep 30, 2015 08:25
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The first radiotransmissions we pick up from an alien species is just going to be hordes of alien dick pics all scrambled together and static-y.
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Sep 30, 2015 23:36
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YeahTubaMike posted:getting messages that just say "Hey" or "How r u" is really annoying and bothersome, like, at least put in a minimal amount of effort to ask me about something on my profile or tell me a little bit about yourself If you're a guy and not sifting through hundreds of messages a day then you look fondly upon the occasional "Hey"
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Oct 7, 2015 09:42
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toggle posted:I like all types women. But I'm very strict to where my helmet lands. Here, I've updated my google docs spreadsheet to give you a run down on skin tones and body shapes I prefer. As you can see, Otoh I only like a few types of women but my helmet has many dents and grizzly scars from its tremendous exposure to battle
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Maoist Pussy posted:A good rule of thumb for any young pussy-slayer is to make sure that any girl you slam is attractive enough for a threesome. That is, if she is too fat for chicks, she is too fat for you. I feel like this is true, true *nodding blackly, true dat
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Here is the kind of girl I like -embarrassing list Thank you for reading my post 
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Wicker Man posted:It's sad how some of the women straight up tell you that they want a hook up because their boyfriend can't get it up. Hook up with her then tell the guy every time.
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Yawgmoth posted:If I did my math right... she got married at 15? She got married at 17. Separated just after her second kid. Divorced 1.5 years later.
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Nov 1, 2015 09:20
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That's worked 100% of the time she's tried it.
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DreamShipWrecked posted:I guess they do it to themselves, but man "you are okay til someone better comes along" is just cruel I have some bad news for you regarding dating and life.
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