Bleusilences posted:

Holy poo poo for the lady who wants somebody that makes 60k but barely make any money herself. She is pretty much the kind of parasite nobody need in their life.

ArbitraryC posted:

OkC used to troll their sites for stats and post graphs and such about these kinds of statistics but the answer to that is mostly no, with a caveat of the really hot young guys with profile pics of their abs. As a bi guy who is decent looking (tall and with enough athletic hobbies to stay in shape but not a gym rat dedication to looking toned), I get a lot of messages from guys, including the underwear model looking ones, but pretty much the only proactive messages from women I got were fatties or people who lived thousands of miles away who wanted to chat about an interest/hobby in my profile and even then those were much fewer and far between.

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

I sometimes wonder if number of unsolicited dick pics is now at the point of humble-bragging among women.

Setzer Gabbiani posted:

According to one chick I know in redlands, all the girls in the area have to deal with the fact there's this one girl with giant tits that's basically a bugzapper for all male interest in a 25-mile radius, and she practically gives herself away because she dumps her porn site and tumblr within the first hour of messaging if the guy seems like he'll devote 100% of his life to her

they've tried to gang-up on her in reports stating that she's basically an escort at this point, but she's pretty untouchable somehow, so given that this is a thing that actually happens, riverside is probably the last place you wanna find a stable relationship in

Literal Carehaver posted:

"boy this panera bread sure is busy i was raped in my teens i sleep with an unloaded gun to my head"

Fonzarelli posted:

this broad thought she had a chance with me lol, she sent me a long message

Cuckoo posted:

Back when I was 19 and 105 lbs. I got 30 messages A DAY for the first couple of weeks.

Unfortunately a full inbox sounds like a nice thing but it's not because most of the messages were worthless. The VAST majority of those messages consisted of:
- Creepy old men
- Creepy old MARRIED men trying to bribe me with money
- Happy couples thinking "bi = threesome gently caress toy" and messaging me asking me to be their third
- Hey bby how r u doin
- Sex requests/dick pics
- Requests to date from hundreds to thousands of miles away when my profile said "locals only" in the first three sentences

It's almost like signing up to a coupon site for a deal on a single store or TV and getting 99.9% spam and garbage.

When I tried again 7 years older and 20 lbs. heavier, the message amount was far smaller but at least the amount of white noise died down. After age 23 or so, you are dead to would-be sugar daddies and creepy middle-aged men.

Sheep-Goats posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK4fjMhGn-I

Setzer Gabbiani posted:

This chick was in my mod queue because half of her pics involve her loving or taking a giant load to the face



been practicing bdsm since I was 13, big loving deal, gently caress you

Violet_Sky posted:

I got a message from a 34 year old man today. I'm 21.

staberind posted:

I am 43, my girlfriend is 20,

staberind posted:

Why would I do that? I mean, Meet her parents ?
Neither of us have much interest in that, but she has met my mum, I don't think the subject of stocks or lovely beige trousers came up.
I think they talked about conservation and fracking.
Edit: & Hiking.

opus111 posted:

if you haven't hosed around with perspective when taking a dilz pic and sent it to your target of choice then idkwts

InterFaced posted:

Yes, I am a fatty.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I just said Hi

Smash it Smash hit posted:

i went off on a rant on faybo about this. some person was insulting others for watching sports and that TV will rot their mind or something. This person posts game of thrones, dr who, oinb and all that bull poo poo all the time.

rant aka i posted that netflix is just like watching tv.

Germstore posted:

anyone with gauges ears is a garbage person c/d

Hollandia posted:

Violet_Sky posted:

I'm a 4'11 virgin female. AMA

Captain Yossarian posted:

Yes! And furthermore:


The Farmers Only commercials creep me out, they are just painfully loving white. Gross. Like, I know there are black farmers in the US, but the commercials sure have a lot of classic trucks and white women in high waisted bluejeans with belt buckles...

Groovelord Neato posted:

i can't believe I found a woman in 2015 who put "after the marriage" for when they'd sleep with someone.

vyst posted:

Chains usually

Hollandia posted:

To be fair, she is tall.
I swiped right to find out if she was joking, but sadly no match so

JakeP posted:

lol what? on okcupid? I don't get it, why would you do this if you aren't trying to hook up?

mitztronic posted:

I don't get either but I'm getting hitched in 3 weeks

Shumagorath posted:

Print it out and show it to the boyfriend.