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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Heresy! Green and orange supremacy for life!

Agreed.

The correct order of eating is :
Green
Orange
Red
Purple
IGH THROW THAT FUCKER OUT EEWWWW blue

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
You can have my otter pop when you pry it from my... well I guess extremely cold, dead hand.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Leiv Schrieber or whatever his name is.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Wait, the photoshop ISN'T her Kim Jong-un haircut?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

poo poo like this is why I would be dead in a heartbeat in africa. I can't see poo poo.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Not getting it...

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Jesus it's like the cat equivalent of Sloth from the goonies.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

C.P.A.N. posted:

I picked the wrong thread to browse while taking a poo poo

Welp, you gotta admit, you see that sitting next to you on the bowl and there is no greater cure for constipation.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
He looks like he's a half melted used car salesman who's doing an Urkel impression.

That is one slimy motherfucker.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

I think that might have been one of the only ALS challenges to succeed in giving someone brain damage though.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

InequalityGodzilla posted:

This is pretty much what .50 cal is used for, yeah. It won't destroy tanks or bunkers like someone said on the last page but it's a huge fuckoff bullet going extremely fast. It'll utterly destroy an engine if it hits, it can easily punch through cinderblocks and if someone gets hit by one they won't be getting back up unless it hit them in like... the toe or something.

Just the hydrostatic shock would probably kill you if you got hit in the leg or something.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Lazlow posted:

went to a garage sale a couple weeks ago





Not gonna lie, that was my jam when I was a kid. Dad had it on 8 track and we played that bastard all the time in the winnebago.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Dude wrote a lot of sex jokes, fart jokes and dick jokes, but is basically taught as a serious writer. I don't get it.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Made me giggle. Politifact had an interesting headline.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

ikanreed posted:

No, we just have a loving estate tax that doesn't apply for less than 10 million. And republicans pretend this is hurting farmers.

TECHNICALLY it's only 5.4 million, per person.

And yea, basically Republicans are going shitnuts about it which is incredibly retarded considering it USED to be 600k per person.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Birb Katter posted:

This pug sums up my disbelief quite nicely.



That pug looks like he's about to drop some fresh beats and school fools in the way of the street.

Edit - The best thing to come out of the Joker reveal photo.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander has a new favorite as of 10:52 on Apr 25, 2015

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer


Pretty sure it was the worst thing for the cat as well.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

That's one low budget Groot.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer


Evans snuck up on ScarJo when she was giving an interview on Ellen and scared her retarded.

http://www.etonline.com/news/163706_chris_evans_surprises_scarlett_johansson_on_ellen/

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer


Saw this book cover and had to laugh. All I can imagine is that double barrel recoil going DIRECTLY into your maimed stump of a hand, followed by you laying on the ground yelling about how much that hurt.

:clint: "Draw, pardnah"
*BOOM*
:byodood: "OH JESUS CHRIST MOTHER FUCKER MY ARM OH GOD I THINK IT'S A BONE BRUISE OH gently caress NUGGETS I THINK I DONE BUSTED IT AGAIN *SSSSSSSSSSSSSS* *HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*"

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Someone actually thought this was a good idea.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

"Lore? Wooden stakes? Garlic? gently caress that I'ma blast em in the face. They know what's good for em, they won't get back up :clint: "

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer


I can't decide if it's old man Ultron or if the Hulk just blasted rear end.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Maybe I'm reading too much into this, and also I have no idea what a Cracker is in this context, but from what I can tell he voluntarily put something up his rear end. How exactly is he the "victim"?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
That and another 120 trillion will get you a cup of coffee.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Ragequit posted:



"A man in Zimbabwe carries cash for groceries."

This pic (or those like it) is why I laugh so much at those pics where people are holding massive amounts of cash. It changes it from "I'M RICH BITCH" to "I need a wheelbarrow to buy a box of pop tarts".

That guy's wallet has to be a child behind him with a red wagon. It has the dual purpose of bringing the money to the shop, and then letting him carry the bread and eggs home.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Looks like Uncle Touchy's Hacker Basement.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

I just now noticed the HELPFUL ARROW POINTING AT THE HOPEFULLY WOMAN'S BUTTOCK RANGE cause I was distracted by everyone rolling a variation of :stare: and :stonk:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
It's old, but I still love this pic. Just that Jesus face is amazing.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

drat, Saint's Row 4 DLC made it out to real life.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
It's actually surprisingly good.

It's fairly different from the books, but it's definitely weird.

It sort of feels like if the air raid siren from Silent Hill went off and the fog started coming in, it would not be out of place at all.

Still, it's pretty good. The 3rd episode is a roller coaster of "What the gently caress?".

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
My uncle worked that accident :smith:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
There is an optician (optimist?) at the wal mart eye clinic who looks astoundingly like Taylor Swift, and one time she cleaned my glasses.

So, in my book, Swift is pretty cool because she does a hell of a job getting nerd goggles looking all see through.

Thank you for letting me share my Swift Story with you all.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

kinmik posted:

Someone legitimately did their best to draw Stevie Wonder.


I dunno man, Berkeley Breathed was one of the best comic artists when I was a kid. I loved Bloom County.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
God drat stoners will make a bong out of anything.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I am overcome with a deep seeded urge to request some piece of mind, but I'm guessing that's a shoe in to make someone upset over nothing.

I'll just wait here with baited breath, irregardless of if this post gets off scotch free or not. I could care less.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
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It looks like it's been HD remastered for the Ps4 and xbone.

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
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Why the gently caress would mushrooms be in the water?

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