Alter Ego posted:

^^^Is that Christopher Meloni?


SERPENTINE, BABOU! SERPENTINE!

May Contain Nuts posted:

Say Nothing posted:

Omnishambles posted:

A stapled teabag is fine in the microwave.

Soulex posted:

My wife, who does not find flatulence funny,

Johnny Aztec posted:

Man, all i can see if corn.corn.

Sormus posted:

I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

CeramicPig posted:

Transported this patient today. Might want to check that rig extra through at the end of the shift...

Hydrolith posted:

They might want to edit out the thing you quoted in your post, preventing them from erasing it altogether?

Soulex posted:

Obviously yes, but as I said, at a cursory glance, no one is gonna care. Unless they recognize the software or whatever. Or are weird goons and checked out his profile or something.

I'm just saying, if it showed the clinic or what have you, it would be a much bigger deal then these guys are making it out to be. As of now, it's a screen cap that's pretty pedestrian without investigation.

Woebin posted:

Hi, I don't like mushrooms and this is why. Every other year or so I give it another shot and it's always the same, they're just not for me. It's cool if you like them though.

Thank you for this opportunity to get it off my chest, been eating away at me.

Here's a picture of something funny I came across once.

Pot Of Shoe posted:

This picture is a mystery that I want the answers to.

TontoCorazon posted:

The Notebook sad

Solice Kirsk posted:

Don't be gross.

RatHat posted:

It reminds me of that ME2 DLC that was just 2GB of 0s

Johnny Aztec posted:

Hah hilarious conversation about modern day gaming in the funny pictures thread going on here

goose fleet posted:

At least she won't get Prego

mind the walrus posted:

Yeah but there is a light that never goes out.

deoju posted:

Jokes aren't as funny when you have to explain them but that one strikes me as pretty obtuse. I watched Ghostbusters dozens of times as a kid and didn't get it until pretty recently.

Peter is playing a half assed version of the spooky ghost non-diegetic music. So far as I know, it is the only time the movie breaks the 4th wall, so it is a a little out of place.

Maybe I was dumb for not getting it.

Ak Gara posted:

Well to be fair Jesus only had to carry it once.

doodlebugs posted:

hhhat posted:

Penis!


Get it?

Abugadu posted:

Tiggum posted:

So we agree on the pronunciation then?

The average fart joke is infinitely funnier than these endless series' of no-effort puns.

Tiggum posted:

IIRC it's the one where there are these women who have the power to touch someone and have them turn into a mindlessly obedient slave forever, and they use that power in place of the death penalty because if you're innocent then at least you can have your name cleared because you can't lie any more once you've been lobotomised, so they ask you if you did it and you tell the truth. Also, they can normally control the power, but not during sex, but they can't be celibate because the power is hereditary so they need to lobotomise some men to have sex with so they don't die off. Oh, and they have their lobotomised husbands kill all their male children because if any man had this power they'd abuse it, only women can be trusted with it.

Karate Bastard posted:

Goons go creepy over other goon's mom.

See "microwave" in saclopedia.

Subjunctive posted:

I've been staring at this for a couple of minutes, and I just can't quite make it work. Salami is phallic substitute, I guess, but I can't figure the poodle or drink parts.

DandyLion posted:

You don't have to, just give him a slice. Detroit style is what, light cheese/ sauce with some bits of crumbling brick and concrete dust?

Stare-Out posted:

Hey motherfuckers, I'd love to see some funny pics in this here thread.

Puddin posted:

I have my grandads pimp as gently caress night gown, he died in 1988. I will wear it until the day that I die.

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Chuck Tingle is a god damned national treasure.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

What are you talking about? It's just sitting there, limp and lifeless...

The MSJ posted:

He's fine the last time he talked to a reporter. He's going to be Alfred again in Justice League next year.