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Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Jesus breakdancing Christ!

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Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Cheeseman posted:

I just love the that the only thing about Newcastle is that it's simply in Scotland.

(which isn't true)

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

bewilderment posted:

christ you're all retarded.
Morgan Freeman played Lucius Fox in the Nolan Batman movies.
Gotham is a TV series Batman prequel.
Nerds wanted Samuel L Jackson to play Lucius Fox in Gotham. He is not doing it. Someone else is doing it.
They are using an image of Lucius Fox as he appears in Batman Begins to advertise the character casting in Gotham.
From the phrasing "casting of Lucius Fox" it sounds like they think Fox is the actor rather than the character. That's the joke.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

iRend posted:

The most fabulous ATM in existence.


Oh cool :3:

I found the details at https://yourworld.anz.com/mardigras/onlygaytm/ . It's for the Sydney Mardi Gras.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Bundle of Keys posted:

At first I wanted to get all my money from those ATM machines because they're so pretty. I still want to but now I feel bad about it.

Yeah, same.

At least they were sponsoring the parade. Though that doesn't mean they bought the rights to gayness...

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Data Graham posted:

Just to be sure, because I'm dense, we're all doing some kind of bizarre joke, right?

I mean, WTF is wrong with using the microwave? Does it sap the water of nutrients or something?

Well, if you microwave your water exactly the wrong way, it will explode. Kettles don't do that.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

This is fantastic. What's the source?

Also, if anyone hasn't played Hotline Miami and Hotline Miami 2, they really need to do that.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

frajaq posted:

It's protski http://www.protski.com/

edit: here's more of his Hotline stuff (without text tho, theres versions with text) http://imgur.com/a/RYJhE

Thanks. Wow, he's very good.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Jonathan Yeah! posted:



The abdication crisis happened in 1936. Nothing at all happened between 1939 and 1945. Nothing at all.

It's absolutely true.

e: D'oh, that's The Mail, not The Daily Mail. Oh well, close enough I guess.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Useless posted:

"If there was gravity in space all the planets would fall down"

There's just some kind of beautiful, simple logic behind Ken M's stuff.

Funnily enough, that statement is perfectly correct.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

My kitty used to do that too :unsmith:

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

FreudianSlippers posted:

Í was just saying that instead of calibrating Hitler's birthday by smoking weed you should pet cats instead because Hitler was a dog person* and wouldn't like that.

*that is to say that he preferred dogs to cats, not that he was a Gnoll or something.

Petting cats can wait. I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Meatwave posted:

Holy poo poo there was a second season this year?

That's from season 1. But yes. It's not as good as the first season though. It's a weird 70s/80s thing.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Hey, it's the "solemnly witness nerd bumcrack" guy!



The rest at http://imgur.com/a/SjcgE

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

thespaceinvader posted:

It doesn't stand for anything, his name is pronounce Muh Night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oEDu1jV-HA
Muhnight munight?

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Internet Wizard posted:

If you can't handle the challenge of using multiple points of view maybe the fast-paced world of split-screen multiplayer isn't for you

Speaking of, there's always Screencheat, the game where everyone is invisble and you HAVE to look at the other players' screens to figure out where they are.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Say Nothing posted:

Ask and you shall receive.



A lady with a Lady and the Tramp stamp tramp stamp.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Bored posted:

Mickey might actually mean that to be as perverted as it reads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGioaSl3VVY

Then again, maybe not.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

kizudarake posted:

Might want to edit this out, buddy.

It's not anonymous at all, since you put that you're from chicago in your user profile.

They might want to edit out the thing you quoted in your post, preventing them from erasing it altogether?

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Juffo-Wup fills in my fibres and I grow turgid. Violent action ensues.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009
Holy poo poo. That is a far, far better explanation for that pic than I was expecting.

*pug*

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Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Well, the sniper vid was funny... but this is more or less the same joke. Does he have more than one?

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