Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Have it Yahweh?

ArtIsResistance posted:

I just cut myself with this post careful

Elohssa Gib posted:

And every once in a while that gets you BRIAN BLESSED

syscall girl posted:

Show, don't tell. I can't find it on my phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBhPDxszukU

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ba0_1441132958

skander posted:

An assload

cash crab posted:

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Snapchat A Titty posted:

Red_October_7000 posted:

flosofl posted:

So sorry that you're too dumb to find funny things funny. I suppose there's always Big Bang Theory for people like you.

Turtlicious posted:

The author is dead right? Are there any series I shouldn't read, because they are never going to get a satisfying conclusion?

fong posted:

This has been around for a while, I hadn't realised how much more there was.

kalstrams posted:

Fried Watermelon posted:

I remember my stint as an obese cantina dancer.

In SWG you had 3 "Health Pools", HP, Stamina, Mind.

The first two were easy to heal, however Mind was a bit more tricky. With Mind, any damage amount would cause that amount of Mind to be blacked out and unable to be used. This could be used to permanently disable player characters, since there was no Health Packs or Stims for Mind.

To heal your Mind you needed to either watch a Dancer, or listen to a Band.

One of the requisites for hunting the harder creatures in the game was getting buffs from doctors, so in larger cities, people would actually line up waiting to be buffed by the docs.

What I did was create an obese man, complete with huge belly overlapping his pelvic area, stripped him nearly naked, equipped the slave Leia dancer outfit, and just danced right by the line up. Of course this was also on an RP server so it really broke some people's immersion having a fat man sexy dancing for them and their characters enjoying it.

subpar anachronism posted:

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RolandTower posted:

There was a space-based webcomics about a couple women itinerant workers at a spaceport, which resulted in a guest artist comic done in poser in which the characters ran into like a space hippie who ended up taking them on a Boston style guitar city ship and creating an entire backstory based around those albums and why humanity had to take to the stars in giant guitars. Does anyone else remember this? I've been trying to find it but I can't remember what it was called.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

Sandies.

Who What Now posted:

Why wouldn't it be Naval One? Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't believe the Marines maintain any fleet of their own.

Met posted:

Guess what's happening here.



Two guys sneak into a theater as one guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZaSnGwD2qM

flosofl posted:

Yeah, It happened in The Football Funhouse at the beginning of the Panthers game a couple weeks ago. Someone was being "ironic" with a "please change my name to <something incredibly stupid>" and a mod immediately said "OK". Whoever it was had been posting like crazy up to that and not one single thing after. It was pretty funny.

flosofl posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3761492&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=46#post455390534

And it was actually a dev that made the change.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3761492&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=47#post455390800

Previous name was Crow_Robot if I remember correctly. And that post I linked to requesting the name change was the last post in the thread. He was annoyingly prolific right up until then. And it looks like he's only made two posts in forum since then.

SnowblindFatal posted:

prove it

Say Nothing posted:

MorgaineDax posted:

Haha, our city had to recently change the name of our Immigrant Settlement & Integration Services, because a building that has a giant sign that says ISIS is not the first thing a lot of new immigrants want to see.

Chrpno posted:

Good news everyone, it's the year of the monkey! BRACE YOURSELVES

oldpainless posted:

I have not gotten a single joke in this thread

Say Nothing posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNSrLRA03m4

Birb Katter posted:

Fun fact, we have more guys with thumb heads in parliament than we do women.

I Am Crake posted:

Yes, it's the right way to put it and it's amazing they put it this way, because most likely any other publication would've just focused on the bigger name.

Trainmonk posted:

Basically everyone in the world hates black people so that's all you need to say about the nuances involved in black face via country.

Elias_Maluco posted:

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Soulex posted:

No loving lie, this picture brings back memories from Iraq.

We had a CPT who was a complete loving idiot. She was rocks chewing stupid. During PT tests she would be seen out trying to "motivate soldiers" by screaming 'You can do it!' between sips of Mountain Dew and smoking cigarettes. Horrible person, didn't know how to do her job, and above all was bad at hygiene. One day she decided to punish us by listening to Beyonce's "If I were a boy" on repeat for the majority of the day. Mainly because she liked the song. And since she out ranked everyone we were forced to listen. Anyways, she gets up suddenly and blurts out "No one sit in my chair!" and rushes off. Me being a smart rear end who loves attention decided to make a big deal out of getting up out of my chair, sauntering over to hers and was about to sit down until I noticed an odd patch of discoloration. I immediately made a vomit sound and everyone came over to look. She came back in minutes later after we had sat back down and put our heads in our hands trying to process what the hell just happened and sat right back down in it with no attempts to clean it.

7 months later our MAJ comes in from his office across the way and demands that she take that chair to the dumpster. She immediately looks to one of the lower ranking enlisted (like me) and he said 'No. Your disgusting wobbly rear end can take it to the dumpster. I will not put any soldier's sanity at risk by having to throw away your disgusting menstral chair because you didn't address the issue properly or even tried to clean it up."

Goddamn that chair. We had to warn everyone coming in not to sit in it. She always offered it to people if there were no other chairs and we'd have to pretend we didn't want to sit down because no.