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I see a bunch of people so overworked they can only spend time with their loved ones through social media. That's not very funny.
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Choco1980 posted:Reggie's hand gesture makes it all the better.  It's a hate jerk.
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Apr 9, 2015 01:39
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Choco1980 posted:Instead of participating in the fake not-fake wankfest towards someone I don't even know, I'll be the one to step up and wonder how they kept the dog from eating the KK donut... Because dogs are smart enough to realize it isn't actual food.
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Apr 14, 2015 02:47
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1:10 is hilarious. Douche with fifth wheel RV: *ping**ping**pingping**ping* as it skims off all the superfluous doodads on top of it.
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Apr 30, 2015 23:34
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Rough Lobster posted:Milk is great because I like to drink it in the morning so by mid afternoon I'll have farted all the farts for the day out of my butt, and therefore will not be farting for the remainder of the afternoon and evening. Feels great strolling about town with a pretty girl on one arm and a completely depleted fart meter. I think that's how farts work???? 
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Jul 24, 2015 01:27
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Ak Gara posted:Oh, Japan. Reading the Wikipedia "...in Anime" debacle here is what put the nail in the coffin for me wrt to Wikipedia.
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Aug 21, 2015 16:35
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Solice Kirsk posted:Or I could strap it to the end of an axe handle to make a sledgehammer, and then hit the cantaloupes with that. Gallagher style! That would be the only way it'd have a chance of hitting one.
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Oct 23, 2015 15:36
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Quite a cutting edge salad.
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Dec 1, 2015 05:19
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PCOS Bill posted:There is nothing wrong with paying as few taxes as you can get away with  The Mother Trump feeds it’s Trumplings a small loan of a million dollars
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Dec 15, 2015 22:23
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Charles Dance was a perfect Vetinari, save for having ginger hair instead of black, and I hope he reprises the role for the Guards, Guards! series. Please tell me this isn't just some wishful thinking, and there is actually a City Watch series in production.
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Dec 23, 2015 19:50
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My Lovely Horse posted:"In production" is kind of a loaded phrase. The last news on it was from late 2014; according to that shooting was supposed to start in 2015 but we're almost done with that and you'd think we'd have gotten casting choices. So at this point, who knows, but wheels were definitely in motion at one point. Still better than nothing, but I suspected that was the stage it was at.
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Dec 24, 2015 00:37
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Skippy McPants posted:The best way to handle a Discworld movie would to just tell an new story in the setting. It's a big world, and there are a ton of threads you could pull in order to tease out an interesting plot. Although I'm not sure how well even the best comedy writer could reproduce Pratchett's sense of humor. In a perfect world, he'd have worked with someone to create an original screenplay, but that's no longer in the cards. Stupid mortality. A huge amount of Pratchett's humor was written wordplay which is very difficult to get across in a movie. Like the Curious Squid: quote:The Curious Squid were very small, harmless, difficult to find and reckoned by connoisseurs to have the foulest taste of any creature in the world. This made them very much in demand in a certain kind of restaurant where highly skilled chefs made, with great care, dishes containing no trace of the squid whatsoever.
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Dec 24, 2015 19:04
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Acne Rain posted:no it's wordplay, "curious squid" is a pun on  You poo poo your pants in anger when the OED declared "literally" could be used outside of proper context, didn't you? 
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Dec 25, 2015 01:05
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JoelJoel posted:cow fools 
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Jan 8, 2016 22:58
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Jan 18, 2016 02:28
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PCOS Bill posted:Bowie lives on in the hearts of everyone who can't shut up about David Bowie and how they oh my god have loved David Bowie foreeeeeveeeeeeeeeeer even though you've never heard them say the words David and Bowie in the same sentence, ever, despite knowing them for decades, not to mention the time they asked you who sang 'that song about the guy in space whose ship broke'. "Ugh, these people care about a celebrity," the goon says. He leans sideways on his chair and farts a little. "As if they ever cared about this person before they died," he says to an empty room that will never know the presence of another member of the desired sex outside of an exchange of currency.
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Jan 20, 2016 00:30
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Firstborn posted:DC & Jim Lee's actually really actually real reboot of Scooby Doo where the dog communicates with emojis and Shaggy is a hipster: So which is worse this or the latest cartoon iteration:  No, that's not a Family Guy-style parody somebody made.
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Jan 29, 2016 03:56
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That Works posted:Scooby Doo was loving terrible and always will be to me. Never figured out how that poo poo was funny or entertaining apart from the Venture Bros riff. Yeah honestly using bottom of the barrel animation art and style is really just a return to its roots.
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Jan 29, 2016 16:20
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Dr_Amazing posted:It was a dumb kids show but I don't know why the internet flipped its poo poo so hard about it. No one cared about Bugs Bunny for 20 years and suddenly turning them into super heroes was a crime against nature. I'm pretty sure this show was the first time I ever heard someone use the phrase "raping my childhood" quote:*notices people sharing opinion* It was try-hard edgy crap created by focus groups, and everybody hates that poo poo no matter what it touches.
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Jan 29, 2016 19:39
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Heard second/third hand, but "replace the fuse with a bolt and wait to see where the fire starts" short check technique is apparently not unheard of at my place of employment.
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Feb 8, 2016 01:49
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jmistajay posted:Goons...goons never change... quote:walking goddamned DSM checklists. Is still the truest description.
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Feb 11, 2016 19:09
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Acne Rain posted:
Bullshit you pee fetish amphibian.
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Feb 26, 2016 22:39
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re: drunk revelers = Renaissance masterworks pics, am I wrong to assume that professional or even novice photographers recognize pleasing aesthetics in situ, or at least take several dozen photographs and select the ones that look the best and solicit those? Still drat impressive and lucky though.
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The MSJ posted:He means kids now who also loves Pokemon, and are in fact most of their audience. See the thing is it came out 20 years ago and people who played it are well older than that. So either it's for idiot manchildren, which means nobody loving cares about it except idiot manchildren, or it's for kids and idiot manchildren can't stop derailing threads about it. Either way, the problem is idiot manchildren who won't shut up about a video game for children and/or idiot manchildren. Have a rage comic for funny picture comic content which is still funnier than more stupid poo poo about pokemon. 
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Mar 18, 2016 23:36
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As long as we're discussing fashion here's a $1000+ shirt: 
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Aug 25, 2016 17:10
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Ok Fella posted:What the hell is going on with those jeans? Rendering glitch.
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Aug 25, 2016 19:46
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mind the walrus posted:When a man walks in with total loving darkness on his face and poofy shoulderpads in the place of his dignity! you get 
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Aug 25, 2016 20:29
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Sorry to Canadians for leaking our jingoism is leaking across the border.
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Sep 2, 2016 19:58
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PCOS Bill posted:Texas without an Austin would be paradise on Earth. He's so precious, folks.
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Sep 3, 2016 04:36
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Shrapnig posted:He's not wrong. True, he just got the locales reversed.  (picture not the same one as the article, it "only" cost $63M)Takes a unique kind of stupid to place that much value on high school football.
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Sep 4, 2016 01:29
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w00tmonger posted:Knowing a few people like this it is definitely a 2 way street sometimes "Don't grope people." "Look, I agree, but, devil's advocate here, [endless  ]"
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Sep 13, 2016 01:07
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mind the walrus posted:When Borders did the closeout I managed to snag a BluRay of Planet Earth that had various audio tracks, including Attenborough. It came bundled with "Life" too, but that only had Oprah as an option. She wasn't terrible, but compared to Attenborough she may as well have been a bass guitar with strings made of screaming penis skins. Reminder that The World At War series, after taking years of painstaking care to restore old footage and video from thirty+ year old video and original film stock, was then cropped to 16:9 from its 4:3 format, blindly, with no concern for appearances. Just straight up center -> crop to 1080. It looks as bad as you would imagine.
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