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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Acne Rain posted:

Like decades ago I saw the funniest variation on this:
WASH HANDS AFTER USING TOILET
DIRTY HANDS SPREAD DISEASE!

My favourite is

PLEASE GIVE UP THESE
S
EATS FOR DISABLED PEOPLE

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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thespaceinvader posted:

'Fellow parody performers WBC'?!

Phoneposting, so no links, but you can listen to their parodies on their website. They are mostly about fags going to hell, unsurprisingly.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Some Taylor Swift's songs are okay, I guess. I wouldn't pick a whole album to listen, though.

Thought it was important that you knew my completely unbiased and balanced opinion on that one.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Shoehead posted:

I don't think getting bong water anywhere near a vagina is a good idea, have you ever seen how gross that poo poo gets after a few hits?

Don't hit women, you monster. Especially in their vaginas.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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*fart*

QI is the only acceptable way to laugh at gay jokes and not look like a bigot for your more liberal friends. Basically, Stephen Fry is everyone's one gay friend.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Faux Mulder posted:

I think this says a bit more about you than it does about QI, man.

No, shockingly, I'm not gay.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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DrBouvenstein posted:

Do you like M:tG cards that are procedurally generated by a neural net program that was fed thousands of real cards? Becuse I know I do!






https://twitter.com/RoboRosewater

http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/creativity/custom-card-creation/612057-generating-magic-cards-using-deep-recurrent-neural

These are fantastic. There are also Hearthstone cards created the same way.
My personal favourite


A whole gallery of these
http://imgur.com/a/IEUSR

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Ak Gara posted:

Full milk (10%) and semi skimmed (5%) milk cost the same right? So, what if you dilute a bottle of 10% by 50% water. Would that not make it 5% milk? Effectively doubling the milk you own for no extra money?

These are the things that keep me up at night.

Yes. You should do that.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Lol if you're an adult and still drink milk. Add it to your tea (or coffee, if you're into liquid heart attacks), but don't just drink it like a huge baby.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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CaptBushido posted:

Is this supposed to be funny or is it supposed to make me roll my eyes and then get mad. Because it succeeded at one of those things.

EDIT:


Is this supposed to be funny or is it supposed to make me roll my eyes and then get mad. Because it succeeded at one of those things.

Yes. And yes.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Mierenneuker posted:

I usually drink a glass of milk before I go to bed, maybe that's why I have strong (morning)bone(r)s.
Adults can't digest milk properly. Your boners are a lie.

Don't forget to wipe out your milky moustache.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Rumda posted:

Yes we can its a genetic superpower for white people.

Even white privilege can't make milk a healthy drink for an adult.
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/18/upshot/got-milk-might-not-be-doing-you-much-good.html?_r=0&abt=0002&abg=0

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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So many goons are insecure about their desire to suckle on a cow's tit and drain its life juices...

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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SplitSoul posted:

Huh. Turns out sharks do have feet.

This Summer... Only on SyFy... Shark Race...
*Explosion, a scantily clad woman drenched in cheap CGI blood, an old man with a shotgun*
You can't outrun your death.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Eatcercise.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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*chugs a gallon of milk*

No, I don't eat mushrooms. Yuck.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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PaulBearer posted:

By the way, this is a painting from a German church finished in 1939. That guy with the green cloak, well, I don't know.



Lenin as Jesus and Stalin as an apostle?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Momo Applebach reporting in.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Forgall posted:

Congrats, now google thinks you are a neonazi.

Nah, if you google nazi stuff, it means you don't know anything about nazism, so you're in the clear. That's why I download Mein Kamph on every new electronic device I buy.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Hm, I wonder what The Sunday Sport's been up to...

:nws: https://twitter.com/thesundaysport

Ah, dwarf tits, sure. All is well.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Smoke posted:

Have some shots of Bulgarian English menus.















Russian is also hilariously broken. Which is interesting, because if they translated everything word by word it would make more sense. Like, instead of honey they have copper, even though 'мед' it's the same word in Bulgarian and Russian.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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https://i.imgur.com/9zRte0m.gifv

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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'The misery of Germany is due to Jews and cyclists.'

'Why cyclists?'

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Beige posted:

Can any metal fans here tell me what this band name says?

Totenkopf 88

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBR8PQ-BUxU

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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I swear it's not true.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Brian.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Gape teens?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Go Peens.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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It's Touhou.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Printer... big?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Heh, those broads with opposing political views. What stupid creatures. If only I, a man with the right views, could show them the way.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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RFC2324 posted:

I take it you are a Republican?

Panniculus Rift posted:

crazy eyed republican spotted

mind the walrus posted:

Aw, baby got his button pushed.

I am not American and even if I were, I'd rather skipped the country than voted Republican.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Now this is equal opportunity mockery I can support.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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WillOfTheGods posted:

Proclaiming that women are immune from criticism isn't a very feminist attitude either.

Saying that someone is wrong because they are not only wrong, but also stupid is not criticism.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Nitrox posted:

Holy poo poo, the related videos are worse. "Hot mom and daughter upskirt in public", " Hot mom and dog (not)loving". Thanks, internet.

What? All I get is Hearthstone and Garfield videos. You know that youtube bases suggestions on your interests, right?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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AKA Pseudonym posted:

He's annoying as hell but he seems like a decent guy. Plus he's Swedish so a huge portion of that funds a robust social welfare system.

He doesn't live in Sweden anymore. If I remember correctly, he currently resides in LA, where all popular youtubers seem to move.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Hyperlynx posted:

I don't think we've heard enough opinions about an internet man yet. Come on, speak up everyone, the funny pictures thread wouldn't be the same without it.

PewDiePie has a funny accent. If it was a picture, I'd post it in this thread.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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There are ads that target 10-14 year olds. Like toys, comics, etc.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Vic Boss posted:

You want to beat the hell out of a 13 year old kid for making a PowerPoint.

Seek help.

The real author lied about it to get internet points on imgur.

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