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Arione posted:E5 shows up today in a lamborghini gallardo, the hate is palpable. This kid is my hero. I went to A school with a guy who got stationed in Hawaii. He bought an old red Fiero. He rented a renovated garage for an apartment behind the main house He was the enlisted....
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ded posted:You should shoremate him. Wear your badge exactly like his; ask him what he uses to polish his badge. Brasso, dependent tears, or whatever. He'll look at yours. If he points out its wrong point out its just like his. If not wear it the new cooler way and don't be such a baby. Alternately use your enlistment bonus to hire russian hackers to put kiddie porn on his personal and work laptop. Then dime him out to NCIS.
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LingcodKilla posted:Dude I've been on LLD for over two months. Heel Spurs are a bitch and the 1.5 mile is a bitch. 
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So when it's okay to be a lady-boy or a boy-lady in the Nav can a male say his hair identifies gender-wise as a female and thusly be permitted to grow it long?
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orange juche posted:I thought the point of boot camp was to break your lovely civ habits and turn you into a little robot? Giving them tablets and letting them be connected to poo poo undoes that. Navy boot camp is about folding teeshirts, washing ones rear end regular like, sneaking off to bone after hours, and memorizing poo poo that gets forgotten once you get to A school. There's some mild PT'ing too...
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vulturesrow posted:Washington you loving boot. All the whorelatte stands got shutdown in Everett.
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vulturesrow posted:Just drove past one yesterday in Lake Stevens. Yeah but can u get a blowjibber in the storage shed?  http://q13fox.com/2014/11/17/city-of-everett-seizes-bikini-barista-stands-to-put-them-up-for-sale/
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[quote="krispykremessuck" post="""] If you want to end up in Everett for some reason, Edmonds or Mukilteo would be cool. Whidbey is nice no matter where you go. Indian Island is next to Port Townsend which is nice. Am I missing anything? Anyway -- traffic on the Kitsap side is, indeed, not a big deal. If you have to spend any time on I5 in Seattle or I90 in Seattle ... well, you're going to regret it. Commuting via ferry isn't bad. When I was still in the CG I rode to Seattle every day, and back. Bangor or Keyport are the bases to be at. I guess NAS Whidbey is probably alright though. Everything else sucks. [/quote] Avoid Marysville, it sucks but seems popular for many stationed in Everett. Avoid South Everett and Lynnwood. Mill Creek ain't bad. Lake Steven is suburb-ey but okay too. If you end up on Whidbey, Anacortes is a great place to live, gets you away from so many sailors, and is like 25 minutes from the NAS.
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MancXVI posted:Anacortes gets you a little away from the base but not closer to anything else. Hope you like driving an hour to get anywhere that isn't Whidbey Island. Bellingham. Universities and colleges. Several nursing programs and lotsa female students. Good places to eat, some decent nightlife. About 35-45 minutes from Anacortes...
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MancXVI posted:edit: forgot geography Mukilteo is pretty sweet if you end up at NAVSTA Everett. Not much going on but convenient, relatively quiet, and a hop and a skip to Seattle. It's bikeable to NAVSTA too. I'd recommend staying at the BEQ/Nav Lodge and really checking places out for a good two weeks. Oh, MT Vernon has a certain charm to it. Reminds me of old eastern canal towns. It's about 30 minutes north of Everett and traffic is always light. Edit added: If you end up at NASWI or Everett and need any info/specifics, you can PM me. I live on Whidbey now, as a civilian mariner(for the Army of all things) but work outta town. Dingleberry fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Apr 10, 2015 |
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Local fucktardery leads to kiddie raper getting conviction thrown out. Nice. "In fact, a defense attorney in military court was successful Monday in overturning the conviction of a Navy man accused of raping a child because Gardner’s potential impeachment disclosure materials weren’t disseminated" http://www.whidbeynewstimes.com/news/299769751.html?mobile=true
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Lol. http://www.navytimes.com/story/mili...mmand/26205131/ "I'm a Druid and I'm gonna join the Navy which is sooooo in tune with nat-ure" I always thought all religion was kinda lame but had to roll my eyes at the Wiccan Satanist whatever douches in boot camp.
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Fart Sandwiches posted:How do you get BAH if you don't believe in marriage. That poo poo is the worst religion. It's free to live under a tree. All Hail Our EarthMother
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LingcodKilla posted:Thanks for the reminder shipmate. You should at least be able to pull down a handjob from her. And those can go oral pretty quickly from my recollection.
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I got a 99 on it my jr year of HS. That was '94 or '95 I think. I took it again in 2000 and got a 95, after a few years of college. If I took it now I'd prolly get like a 70 going by my estimates...
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http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/13/us/navy-ship-milwaukee-breaks-down/index.html Lol
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Godholio posted:Does this mean butthole? Marine sanitation device
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Boon posted:Been on terminal about a month now and I've found that beards and longer hair are itchy and uncomfortable. Has the Navy ruined me forever? Ask them to condition their beard and it won't chafe and itch when you make out. 
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germskr posted:Possible active shooter at NMCSD. Possible somebody wanted the rest of the day off...
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http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-35553150 Pretty spot on casting for body types of your new Sailor prototype.
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LingcodKilla posted:Put some trigger warnings on the hands in the pockets. He is retrieving an item from his pocket which is authorized shore-mate; additionally, I am more concerned if the cosplayer has chosen white socks to properly cos-play the real world event.
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ManMythLegend posted:Hahaha, my sweet summer child. Of course liberty plans are required. http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/06/politics/us-navy-alcohol-ban-japan/index.html
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Null Integer posted:New boot camp uniform item: Goal Card to be carried in your front left breast pocket, inspectable at all times with Navy approved goals. 1. Make Third Class 2. Get hawt wifey who has less than three kids 3. University of Phoenix degree in Bizunuss Manugment 4. Nothing past DRB this year 5. Lease a 2006 Escalade 6. Sailor of Quarter
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http://www.navytimes.com/story/military/2016/06/19/navy-forges-ahead-plan-hire-civilians-chief-captain/85877884/ Hilarious Chiefs mess will meltdown
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"The unidentified ATC went on to say that the time-honored traditions of dick-sucking and back-stabbing performed by E-6 personnel will suffer under a policy allowing actual knowledge, training, or ability to ascend into the Chief's mess."
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Tokyo Sexwhale posted:Goons renting from goons, nothing could possibly go wrong Does it have a half-finished, half-basement that one could set up a computer gaming center/sleeping chamber in, leaving the main level for piss/cum bottle storage?
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Pandasmores posted:"SICILY SUCKED rear end THERE'S NOTHING THERE" The pizza is terrible there I miss South Dakota
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Laranzu posted:According to the current events thread, the USS Mason had something shot at it from Yemen. Gulf of Tonkin 2
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LingcodKilla posted:When was that? Still a hero
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theAcidQueen posted:Emergency drydocking in Portland to fix port CPP issues which have taken 4+years worth of replacing EHSV's to determine the cause.. Thank god my terminal starts today On a plus(or minus) note the Dancing Bare is walking distance from Swan Island yard. Casa Diablo is a short cab ride away and there are a myriad assortment of other Portland ballet troupes to dazzle. I love Mary's and the Mexican place it shares a head with is good.
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The Coast Guard accepts non-us citizens... it seems to suck way less than the navy
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Proud Christian Mom posted:WHERE IS YOUR BIBLE VERSE Exodus 22:19 - Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. 
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maffew buildings posted:Back from the fire team leader field training. What I learned is Seabees should not be allowed to use weapons, among other things. I would need a dozen plus bullet points to hit all the low lights. It is better to lead the stupid, useless masses, than to hide amongst them in deference to your astounding adequacy.
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IncredibleIgloo posted:I hate to blast into the thread without, uh, reading it, but Navy folks are fundamentally good folks for employment. I was a Navy nuke that really disliked it (I made EM1 but have an FTN tattoo), but got a great job at a company that is actually cool and respectful to all faiths, orientations, and genders. We are hiring in my location, so I just want to ask if we have any fellow nukes getting out soon that would be interested in living in The Dalles, Oregon and working at a Google data center. If so, feel free to PM and I can give you some pointers. This sounds like a modern shanghai ploy... they'll go to the dalles for an interview, get drugged, and wake up shackled to the reactor plant in some old Russian sub forced to toil for the Pakistani/North Korean/Chinese navy
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