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bengy81 posted:IRREGARDLESS of your feelings Petty Officer, it would BEHOOVE you to UNFUCK your ATTITUDE before I have to put my size 10 boot up your rear end. laxadaisical
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 07:05 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 23:52 |
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Nwabudike Morgan posted:he'll learn once he gets to bootcamp/a-school/the fleet and literally everyone uses nuke derogatorily and is always talkin smack on nukes. he'll know
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2015 08:05 |
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Cerekk posted:http://www.navy.mil/submit/display.asp?story_id=85968 quote:The eDIVO app is the creation of two junior officers, Lt. Charlie Hymen and Lt. John Harry, who were frustrated with the arduous task of sifting through numerous websites and documents in search of military guidance. Today, their idea and determination has led to the eDIVO app, developed by the Navy and now available for free in the App Store and Google Play Store. #justgenyproblems
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2015 19:24 |
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Nick Soapdish posted:FTFY shippy They all whine alike to me.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2015 22:35 |
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ded posted:I would like to know what exactly digital penetration is, as defined by the finest NCOs of the United States Navy. Don't stick your calculator in her rear end. Now get qualified!
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2015 22:55 |
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Stultus Maximus posted:Of course boots deserve to look like idiots.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 22:16 |
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vulturesrow posted:Seems to be a really good deal for enlisted sailors. vulturesrow posted:The manning is so lean that pretty much everyone does everything.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2015 19:48 |
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LingcodKilla posted:I wear black tennis shoes so I'm not that noticeable gently caress that. Flaunt your sick, lame, and laziness.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2015 06:32 |
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I to would like to murder the imaginary antagonist in this STDH story.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2015 08:17 |
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And that AR15 was young Thomas Edison.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2015 08:20 |
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BovineAdapter posted:Unfortunately I know the OP and a couple of people who responded to it. I use FB but I really detest those kinds of posts. Then tell them they are loving stupid. By the way, that woman's profile is public so maybe tell her to make it private too.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2015 18:58 |
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Vriess posted:Post the screenshot to the MCPON's page. There's no need to be Petty. (yes there is)
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2015 05:14 |
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Laranzu posted:Just like the E6 and below spend theirs on hookers and beer.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2015 03:45 |
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Arione posted:its actually a porsche...
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2015 05:38 |
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https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/39/401quote:Subject to the provisions of section 404a, the Postal Service shall have the following general powers:
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 22:09 |
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LingcodKilla posted:To the Petty Officer 1rst class having a bad day. If he ain't got bars on his oval office cap he can gently caress right off.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2015 20:12 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRaaoKUGc7E
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2015 22:21 |
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Sir Lucius posted:They're not really any less bullshit than the other religions, they're just less popular. You can't play a Christian on World of Warcraft.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2015 00:12 |
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The Wicca chaplain collar device.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2015 01:07 |
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My score was 88.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2015 18:02 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Technically the lowest ASVAB score in the Navy is Marine Analogical posted:Thread title Mr. Nice! posted:He was slow in the way Forrest Gump was slow. Good guy, but he was not remotely smart.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2015 18:56 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:HAHAHAHA Is that Capt. T-Shirt?
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2015 22:50 |
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I never understood why people publicly post everything on their FB page. I guess if you're a 30-something shut-in with no real job prospects, it doesn't matter who sees your stupid political opinions or MLP/Dr Who slashfic, but I guarantee your family sure doesn't want every shithead with internet access knowing everything.
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# ¿ May 5, 2015 17:31 |
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PneumonicBook posted:So I'm being sued by someone my wife rear ended last year (at roughly 8 miles an hour) and the money they want is over my coverage. Does Navy legal handle anything like this? I'm assuming my insurance company has plenty of lawyers that will take care of this for me but I thought I'd ask.
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# ¿ May 8, 2015 00:24 |
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Sir Lucius posted:Was your point that IDW is stupid and annoying and I hate it and I don't want to do it? If so we agree. CompTIA certs with continuing education is what's stupid and annoying. That's what DoD cares about.
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# ¿ May 9, 2015 22:28 |
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Fart Sandwiches posted:When I was a nub and afraid to talk to people I asked my sea dad if he would help me with some general thing in the quals and he told me he forgot all that poo poo the moment he got his pin. Real confidence booster there.
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# ¿ May 10, 2015 19:20 |
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germskr posted:But... but it looks so cool when someone signs off an email with: People do that in the civilian world, too. Then again, PhD's usually earn their prefixes and suffixes.
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# ¿ May 11, 2015 13:07 |
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Was your CO Gene Hackman?
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# ¿ May 16, 2015 01:20 |
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germskr posted:Start signing your emails as PO1 (SEL) (WARFARE DEVICE) orange juche. The swamp is the chief's mess and Yoda is EAOS.
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# ¿ May 21, 2015 03:50 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Some asshat is learning how to play a recorder in the barracks. Seriously. Can you legally throw a sailor off a ship if he was to bring such an device on board? He's been practicing the same melody for at least an hour now. Counter by learning how to play the bagpipe.
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 23:46 |
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Waah, those poor restricted kids who were either too stupid to pass one of the navy's 3rd grade-level A-Schools or too much of a fuckup to follow basic rules have such a rough time.
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# ¿ May 24, 2015 23:28 |
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Nwabudike Morgan posted:actually that is a rad tattoo It's no Smeper Fi, that's for sure.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2015 01:44 |
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squarerandom posted:Why does maryland have the dumbest liquor laws? No wonder why no active duty person here likes it, goddamn.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 18:09 |
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squarerandom posted:Supermarkets not having booze is a pretty dumb law.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 00:39 |
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Sir Lucius posted:It's a great state if you hate owning guns and love being taxed on the rain.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 17:42 |
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SquirrelyPSU posted:Was CMC for CVN72 while several of us were aboard. She is a gigantic tool.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 14:20 |
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#yesallchiefs #i'lldrbwithyou
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2015 02:14 |
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LingcodKilla posted:I've seen a few submariners.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2015 04:51 |
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BIG HEADLINE posted:Any way you could find out what his call sign was? The Diddler.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2015 17:15 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 23:52 |
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Should have gone subs, shippy. They get the best chow.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2015 12:24 |