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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Mike-o posted:

army is gay, sky is blue, water is wet.

gently caress the army

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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Did he have tattoos?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Did he have a sweet ride with rimz and a boomin system though?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I dare you to do better



:vince:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

:confused:


i did this is this what you talkin bout?


http://remycarreiro.com/do-not-read-this-regina-kay-walters-final-moments-or-the-photo-that-took-a-part-of-my-soul/

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Spicy Guacamole posted:

It's good to be out.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Paid for premium or something.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Wasabi the J posted:

Wait what happened to whip?

Nothing. He's back.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Kiryen posted:

Years ago, that first chick at VMI or The Citadel (I forget which one was first, but it doesn't matter) quit after like 6 weeks too.

When your reasoning for wanting to do something hard is "I want to be the first person with a vagina to do it" rather than "I am actually interested in the job" it doesn't bode well for your success.

She was at the Citadel, ended up quitting after a week.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shannon_Faulkner

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

psydude posted:

Lmao the Army is so loving gay

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Cole made a good post.

:vince:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Justin Tyme posted:

Because afaik even if option 4 (airborne) contracts run out, you could still get option 40 (RASP) which came with airborne school.

Pre-RASP was a clusterfuck before they made that change, I wonder how different it is now.

Its the Army, so still a clusterfuck.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
When I was in during the early 90's I worked with women who had gone through.

I'd guess mid 80's or earlier.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Nostalgia4Butts posted:



stolen from terminal lance


:flashfap:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

NSFW

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=amy+jo+johnson+nude

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

24/X/SC

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Mike-o posted:

Army Thread - come for the schadenfreude, stay for the hahahahaha gently caress you got mine, i'm not in anymore

QFT

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

The Rat posted:

This is wisdom. Also because some NCOs started getting lovely about the grout between tiles in the bathroom being slightly off-white, I would pour white cleaning powder on the floor, sweep it lightly so that it would fill in over the grout, then mop lightly so that it would get wet and solidify there. Held long enough for inspection.

Also a bunch of posters of chicks with guns distracted the hell out of any inspecting NCO, which helped out too.

You know what's great? Not being in the Army anymore.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Cole posted:


You're not out til you're out.

QFT

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

its already policy for a recruiter to escort a new reservist to his unit within 10 days of enlistment. gently caress going to a drill though, I can't imagine anything more unnecessary and we hold these fuckers hands enough as it is.

It was policy in '93 when my recruiter escorted me to my reserve unit after I came off active.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Pesticide20 posted:

Clearing from my unit right now, one stop to make at transportation and arrange shipping of my HHG back to Washington, and then I'm done until my DD214 and finance brief on Monday. Suck my dick from the balls, army

Feels good man

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
I was the dumbass who humped a 60.

































Voluntarily.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Cole posted:

lol how loving old are you


Going to be 44 early next year.

:corsair:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Ended my IRR time in 98

SMDFTFB

FTA

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

so this holiday season is off to a hell of a start

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

psydude posted:

God drat it Mike-o, this is the Army thread. We do embarrassing poo poo on the weekends and then promptly forget about it on Monday morning. You are no exception.

Glad your good though.

:unsmith:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

:getin:

You're hosed, boyo

gently caress him and his hippy parents

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

stevenolson88 posted:

Get my DD214 tomorrow. Holy poo poo. It's almost real.

Grats!

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Fucitol posted:

all of you dorks are forgetting the one true mantra that matters wrt military dumb poo poo:


gently caress you if you've been in


double gently caress you if you're still in


triple gently caress you if you'll be in

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

the first month you dont have to go to drill ever again is really rad

make sure to text your bros when they're away telling them how cool it is not being in the military

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Justin Tyme posted:

the army is, unironically and unequivocally, a cancer upon the army as an institution

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
:smith:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Good MRE's

Omelet with ham
Pork and Rice in BBQ sauce
Spaghetti
Meatballs, beef and rice
Tuna w noodles
Ham slice

:colbert:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Yeah my menu list was from 1990-1994ish

SMDFTB

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

SumYungGui posted:

The gently caress is wrong with you?

Obviously a lot. I enlisted.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
We didn't start getting those MRE heaters until 95-96.

We'd end up warming them on the stoves in the tents, leaving them near generators, or on the dashboards of cuc-v's.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Dehydrated peaches

:colbert:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Soulex posted:

Cool. Mandatory ACAP at 8. Expecting to wake up later than normal. Called at 5 for a piss test.

This 30 minute drive gonna suck



So loving glad I'm out.


SMDFTB

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Mr. Nice! posted:

You need a profile like that one goons that had no sitting, standing, laying, or wearing a uniform.

That was glorious

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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Teflon Don posted:

It would behoove you

Oh gently caress you. Thanks for that loving flashback.


Dick

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