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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Data Graham posted:

Exemption for "human" or no?
Obviously someone's gone to the trouble to prepare them just for you. It would be terribly rude.

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I'd say there's also more surface area to brown but I suspect I'm somewhat misunderstanding midwest cooking.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

J-Spot posted:

I just read an article about this earlier in the week. Science does the tasting for them.
Huh. Always thought the story how they converted the failed pizza flavour into vomit had to be an urban legend.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

What the hell, Juicy Pear is the best flavour.

Zopotantor posted:

And people don't believe me when I tell them that cheese (any sort of cheese) smells like vomit to me. :argh:
Parmesan certainly does! Like not even just kind of, it's straight up the same substance responsible, butyric acid.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

The calorie count seems halfway reasonable if it's meant to be split between six people, but even then that's a meal, not a starter, and you can do a lot better for a meal than "onion+batter+oil."

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Ultimate Mango posted:

This. Precisely this. Why don't we have an Onion thread in GWS?
Same reason there's no water thread.

"A thread about all the things you can you do with onions" *lists every recipe in the world except Brahmin*

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Glad to hear that when we went on a class trip to Prague in the 90s and I lost a ton of weight that wasn't just me being picky.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Captain Jesus posted:

Here's a link to their facebook page with the gallery of their amazing dishes: https://www.facebook.com/jidelna.maj?fref=ts.


This is what gets me about most of these pictures. The pool of fatwater "sauce." I just can't imagine it adds anything to the dish other than hydration.

Actually I can imagine pretty good what that entire dish tastes like. Wet chicken and freezerburn.



This, by contrast, looks alright. Okay, it's just toast with something like garlic butter and fishfingers, but that's got to be hard to gently caress up.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Hog meal sounds about right though.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

If I had to eat placenta I'd turn it entirely into charcoal too.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Catching up with 200 new posts and seeing some perfectly good pizzas having to take a whole lotta poo poo from the country that contains the city of Chicago. :colbert:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Laserjet 4P posted:

What's the source video for the cylindrical eggs? I've searched on Youtube to no avail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1-R8mizqRc

From a German educational kids' show, that's probably why you had trouble finding it.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

If you're a restaurant and you need a whole lot of egg slices you don't have to cook and slice a whole lot of eggs. Also if you're in prison and want to win a bet you can agree on them as a standardized quantity so the other guy can't weasel out of it by saying "oh I meant quail".

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

To be fair, it was worth it.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Anti-Food Porn Thread: you gonna have to have one a' them jack-off books

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I'm the same way about banana texture. But one day a friend of mine made chocolate covered banana slices and somehow the chocolate shell made them really awesome. I devoured them.

To be fair we also blazed like it was a contest all evening, that may have been a contributing factor.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Not what edible bowl means!

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Hello, Pizza Hitler here,



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6svieyUDX0

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Okay folks, our hygiene situation. We all know what's up, now I want to hear some positive ideas.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

This guy has a real deep-seated fixation on melting poo poo.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Internet Wizard posted:

That's literally Masaokis level ineptitude.

Like, Masaokis straight up cracks his eggs and dumps them into his toilet in one of the videos because all he wants is the egg "whites" (the shells)
I knew I'd seen that somewhere before.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Gotta admit, the idea of having an apartment where I could just go and do goddamn whatever without regard for the consequences holds a certain appeal.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

The 90s kid in me is all over that.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

TotalLossBrain posted:

Thanks, thread.
Thread.








wait

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Tiggum posted:

What even is that?
I spot cauliflower and eggplant, and what could be tofu.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I thought they were cockroaches, and while I support the "locally sourced ingredients" movement that's a bit too on the nose.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Samizdata posted:

Ummmmmm, no, not the best bachelor chow. Think meat paste. Undifferentiated meat paste. Usually even more than one kind of meat even.
Basically, whatever scraps of tissue you absolutely positively can't get off the bone by any measure short of blending the whole mess and filtering out the bone fragments, that's what goes in there and that's how they get it.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

They're small berries; quite sour.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I always heard that authentic North Indian stuff has a layer of oil on top, and that they use way more than you'd think is necessary or reasonable, but I hope that's not what that means.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

subpar anachronism posted:

also bowl full of miscellaneous white cubes. these are not cheese or tofu.

thespaceinvader posted:

I think those are sugar cubes?

SymmetryrtemmyS posted:

Sugar butter, maybe, but they look too smooth to be just sugar.

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

Fresh mozarella cut into cubes?

Irving posted:

Looks a bit like homemade marshmallows cut really small.
My money's on seitan.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

S'mless.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Desperado Bones posted:

:allears: The funny part is that the actors had to eat the aspic, they ended spitting that poo poo once the scene was done.
That's what you do though. You can't keep eating for real throughout multiple takes.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Hate to be your enemy if that's what you do to friends.

e: do your enemies have to eat one?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

That's the risk of not having this as a starter:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I thought there was some kind of ultra fancy molecular thing going on. Like they managed to make transparent bread.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

A brown curry made out of beer.
Looks like I have plans for next week.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Some German recipes use a special gingerbread for the sauce, too. If it's roughly the same stuff, I can source this easily!

Feel free to link an original non-English recipe, I can probably figure out the gist of it.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Titus Sardonicus posted:

One mantra in the lifehacks thread was "or... OR... loving OR" if I remember correctly.
If the lifehacks thread has a mantra, surely it's the eat of the floor thing.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqFodlpHF_Q

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

canis minor posted:

GISing it gave me this: http://wewantplates.com/ - enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms9iUDxiB3U&t=75s

Pomp posted:

why is the shovel on a plate

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