Desperado Bones posted:

Sorry for the meme pic, but people in my Facebook are sharing this and acting as is the most delicious looking thing in the world. I swear it looks as something I would eat while severely drunk.

PubicMice posted:

I'm gonna lose all my sweet, precious gooncred by saying this, but I get most of the pictures I post from Reddit.

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

I don't think that ice cream is vegan...

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

So, it's not ice cream, it's a banana smoothie

Tiggum posted:

Fake gravy, too. Lord of the Fries is just terrible.

drrockso20 posted:

Bat soup is one of those foods I consider abominable not only cause it supposedly tastes awful, but also for the fact that it's terrible for you(Bats contain so many diseases and parasites that they really should never be eaten), and the fact that it's outright animal cruelty in how it's prepared

RareAcumen posted:

Warning: 4chan



First time I found this I ended up laughing on and off for like eleven minutes.

RareAcumen posted:

Hey, hey, hey! This is the Anti Food Porn thread. Take your good games and beautiful pictures of ramen outta here.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I killed tons of those things in Final Fantasy

pandaK posted:

Final spread shot of pizza ingredients:

Didn't have yams so substituted sweet potatoes for them. If it turns out not meaty enough, I'll probably add some of the sausages I bought a week ago to sub in for the alligator/kangaroo I didn't buy. Also no chutney, and my store stocks feijoas but they were actually out of it this time


It really doesn't seem that bad, though. I think it'll turn out okay.

gentle pete posted:

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Seattle. I've never seen it at a grocery store (and I've looked) but I've noticed it a couple times at boutique stores and Pike Place Market. I just don't want to pay the jacked-up novelty price because I'm not a: a tourist or b: a wealthy tech drone.

pienipple posted:

My dad inadvertently poached a bear once

pienipple posted:

He was hunting deer, which he had a license for, walked around what amounts to a blind turn in the trail and came face to face with a disgruntled black bear.

They're usually not particularly dangerous but this one was very close and for whatever reason it was not having the usual "I'll just back up the trail quietly and you keep doing your bear stuff" method. It stood up, bellowed, and advanced.

So he shot it. A couple times, being loaded for deer and not bear. Then went back to the cabin he was staying at to get his hunting buddies to help dress it and drag it down the mountain.

I don't know why it was extra ornery that day, maybe all the nasty fish gave it a tummy ache.

So having killed it, we had to eat it. Which seemed like a great idea because it turned into about 300 pounds of meat once butchered and like I said we were really poor at the time. A great idea until you actually tasted the meat.

My dad drove a sedan at the time, so the bear was lashed to the roof with rope and driven home. Somewhere there exists a photo of pre-k me in my little coat with the mittens on a string through the sleeves standing atop the dead bear strapped to the roof of a nineteen sixty something Buick Wildcat.

So yeah, he wasn't intending or even expecting to see a bear much less kill one.

cash crab posted:

This reminds me of a Cash Crab Story™. I used to be a cake decorator at a Safeway (can you believe those idiots gave me access to unlimited cake?) Anyway, when I was hired the manager immediately hosed off to Lebanon for about two months, so I got zero training and just made cakes the way I thought my mom would have (my mother's assessment a while later: "What the gently caress is this"). The district... weighing guy? The inspector? I don't know. Some bald guy with a clipboard came in and started looking around and apparently, the half-slab carrot cake I made was supposed to weigh 3lbs. It weighed around thirteen pounds, because I made it with real cream cheese icing. I was instructed to throw it out, which I did not do. I left it in the staff room. </pointless story>

axolotl farmer posted:

Sea urchins are pretty much empty inside. The only fleshy part are the gonads.

Poodge posted:

The worst part is I can't even tell what this food is, is it potato or something?