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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





I didn't notice there was a burger there because the cheese made it look like there was mustard on the bread.

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Dec 28, 2012




Still Fluxing posted:

What's in the tin can? A sausage with whipped cream? :confused:

looks like a bread remote and a baked potato

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Dec 28, 2012




Pomp posted:

why is the shovel on a plate

4000% daily recommended iron intake.

Underwater Shoe posted:

"Deconstructed" English breakfasts are hilarious.





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Dec 28, 2012




subpar anachronism posted:

I don't think those are kraft singles; they're too thick. More likely it's entire brick of velveeta sliced up- the one in the top middle looks like what the ends look like after you cut open the foil pouch. :gonk:

Fairly certain it's either that or just hunks of cheddar chopped from a block and layered in the casserole dish.

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Dec 28, 2012




LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

That's obviously a burrito :colbert:

It's a taco. This is the anti food porn thread. The tacos look like burritos, the burgers look like chili, the pizza looks like a garbage skillet turned over on white bread.

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Dec 28, 2012




Wanamingo posted:

Pizza cakes apparently exist.






I can't possibly imagine those things are easy to cook all the way through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm_AucA2_Eg

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Dec 28, 2012




cash crab posted:



The Triple Pork, or maggots in diarrhea? Who knows, but it's still like ten bucks! The stomach cramps are complimentary.

That's the best looking one out of the bunch.

That looks like chicken curry. Take the cheese away and I'd give it a shot. I can't rationalize that as gravy so that's helping though

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




JohnnyCanuck posted:

Nah, it's pulled pork BBQ sauce/drippings

Yeah I know. I read what he said. I'm saying it looks more like chicken curry than pork BBQ.

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Dec 28, 2012




drrockso20 posted:

Hello fellow Wendy's Comrade, I can already tell you have good taste(Frostys are among the best "shake" type desserts in fast food in my opinion), what's your opinion on their Chicken Nuggets(which in my opinion are only really rivaled by McDonalds' nuggets but those are quite different in nature)?

Uninvolved third party here chiming in about bad food that everyone knows is bad. Wendy's has the best nugs of the two but they decided 'man are fries are really good! ...Let's stop that!' for some reason. Still better than McDonalds though.

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Dec 28, 2012




13Pandora13 posted:

Aw man, I thought the fries tasted different. I thought the Wendy's by me was just lovely.

Yeah, they used to have normal fries that looked just like McDonalds' but they tasted better and then all of a sudden they swapped to what we've got now with the potato peel on some of ends of them.

Here's the return of an old classic.

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Dec 28, 2012




VendaGoat posted:

MMMMM sea cockroach

At least there's actual meat on those.

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Dec 28, 2012




13Pandora13 posted:

The potato peel ones are the good ones though. :psyduck: I guess the Wendy's by me sucks then.

Must just be locales then. I'm in North Carolina and when ours switched they became not as good. Fries are so easy to not gently caress up though so there're still plenty of options around for them like Cookout/Backyard burger.

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Dec 28, 2012




Alter Ego posted:

Milksteak?

It is the greatest culinary mystery of our time. A gastronomic's Hodge conjecture if you will.

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Dec 28, 2012




Solice Kirsk posted:

Guess you've never been to a good old fashioned New England hot dog boil.

Ah, English. That explains it.

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Dec 28, 2012




poop dood posted:

Hold the gently caress up, this guy thinks "New England" refers to somewhere in England.

Yeah, just like New Mexico is somewhere in Mexico. :rolleyes:

I should've said :airquote:English:airquote: though. So the fault is mine.

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Dec 28, 2012




titties posted:

It's also pretty good if you boil it with shrimp, smoked sausage, potatoes, and a bunch of seasoning like so:

Oh now I see the potatoes.

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Dec 28, 2012




bringmyfishback posted:

I would 100% drink this, and also 100% be embarrassed about it. I'm not sure what the appeal is, though.

Someone looked at coconut water and said 'I bet I can just stick anything in water and sell it for about five or seven dollars.'

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Warning: 4chan



First time I found this I ended up laughing on and off for like eleven minutes.

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Dec 28, 2012




Data Graham posted:

I read "this is my kids favorite part" at first and almost called CPS on the Internet

No, no it's 'any kids' not 'my kids' Because kids love putting sprinkles on ice cream, you see.

Pomp posted:

gently caress the guy who thinks mint chocolate doesn't own

It's the only flavor of ice cream I've found myself really enjoying!

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Dec 28, 2012




Pastry of the Year posted:

try butter pecan for a refreshing change of pace

just an uncharacteristically sincere tip from a pal in the anti-food thread

On top of being obscenely picky, I don't really care for ice cream in general. Also, I don't like pecans.

I'm like the anti-cash crab, if it helps put things into perspective.

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Dec 28, 2012




Pastry of the Year posted:

Well, next time the behavioral sciences lab needs someone to taste-test the new food pellets, I know who to call.

ay man, I eat food, but you're not gonna catch me trying like an eighth of the pizzas you guys keep posting in here is all

mainly because I doubt there's any way in hell that the burgers are gonna be cooked well too.

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Dec 28, 2012




cash crab posted:

It is a myth that I will eat anything, I actually don't like butter pecan much either..

I just prefer popsicles. And all I was getting as is that when stuff gets posted in here you'll at least give it a 'would' meanwhile, I'm so loving picky that I can't even make it that far. Like, I don't care for most of the normal foods that people eat all the time like mac n' cheese or spaghetti. So that's why I picked you as an example.

cash crab posted:

This actually made me queasy, mostly around the 20lbs of flavour picture. Yikes.

And then a banana and marshmallows, poo poo brb, I'm laughing again

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Dec 28, 2012




AnonSpore posted:

Lemme fix that for you.


What's that pink lump in the middle and the white thing with the pink swirl in it?

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Dec 28, 2012




Gamma Nerd posted:



Life imitates art

Hey, hey, hey! This is the Anti Food Porn thread. Take your good games and beautiful pictures of ramen outta here. :colbert:

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Dec 28, 2012




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2jnbaNfkso I hope no one finds this video obnoxious. :shobon:

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Dec 28, 2012




Dewgy posted:

More soda-chat, Aldi apparently just removed artificial coloring from their orange soda, grape soda, and mountain-dew-alikes.



Neat, like Crystal Pepsi! That should be fu-



:stonklol:

I swear I can remember drinking something that looks like that before. I think it was mystery kool aid.

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Dec 28, 2012




SymmetryrtemmyS posted:

Squirt looks pretty much like that. Like Mountain Dew Whiteout, but less opaque.

Nah, I hate Squirt and all the other yellow sodas. I wouldn't know that though because they're always in green bottles though. Neat!

Anyway, I meant to ask about those deconstructed English breakfast posts because I don't get it.

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Dec 28, 2012








Pulled pork, bacon, beans and mash in a sundae glass

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Dec 28, 2012




Kakairo posted:

I must too used to British food. That's a pretty standard ham steak and chips meal.

I'd totally eat it too, it just doesn't look appetizing compared to most pictures of food though.

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Dec 28, 2012




cash crab posted:

Nothing goes in root beer because root beer is garbage

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Dec 28, 2012




VendaGoat posted:

Who doesn't like root beer floats? What sort of miserable gently caress hates on this?

Meeeeeeeeeeee

I like root beer on it's own but I don't really care for ice cream in general.

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Dec 28, 2012




Minarchist posted:

Maybe this is something more to your liking?



aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa NO

Minarchist posted:

Also root beer floats with french vanilla ice cream is one of the best things, you guys poo poo on me for putting corn and chili but don't like gods gift to dessert beverages :catstare:

I don't care for ice cream nine times out of ten so you can't really dress it up in a way that'll interest me more often than not. That's not a strike against other people, that's me being a pain when it comes to food. You guys can enjoy what you like but I'm just not a fan of most stuff. Like pecans, spaghetti, macaroni and cheese, cheese if its not on a pizza, cucumbers, squash, it's a long list of things.

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Dec 28, 2012




PCOS Bill posted:

cash crab drinks heavy cream, his siblings eat entire pizzas in one sitting.. I'm imagining he's part of a family from Wall-E

I'm betting his family is just a bunch of Saiyins without the bodybuilder physiques.

cash crab posted:

I actually can't figure out how none of my immediate or extended family is obese. A few people are "festively plump" i.e.: ten pounds overweight, but somehow no one ever got to deathfat status despite such exciting events as "brie and steak night" and "how long do you think it'll take us to finish this bag of gummy bears"

That still doesn't sound too terrible. Now if you had said month instead of week that might be more mindboggling.

And when you say 'bag of gummy bears' how big are we talking?

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Dec 28, 2012




cash crab posted:

Actually, good story and definitely anti food porn. When we were 18 or so, my friend and I went to some farmer's market because he heard there was chocolate covered gummy bears there. We got there and they only sold them in five gallon tubs... so that's what we bought. It was harder to eat them when he accidentally left them next to the radiator and we had to slice out pieces of the remaining brick with a knife. :allears: Ahh, memories. e: It took us about two months to finish it, by the way.

im fuckin rolling at the fact that you made and ate a chocolate covered gummy bear loaf

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Dec 28, 2012




cash crab posted:

Accidentally made.

By intent or misdeed it was still created by your hand and that allows me to find humour in this strange culinary curiosity you brought into existence and then devoured.

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Dec 28, 2012




cash crab posted:

Actually, good story and definitely anti food porn. When we were 18 or so, my friend and I went to some farmer's market because he heard there was chocolate covered gummy bears there. We got there and they only sold them in five gallon tubs... so that's what we bought. It was harder to eat them when he accidentally left them next to the radiator and we had to slice out pieces of the remaining brick with a knife. :allears: Ahh, memories. e: It took us about two months to finish it, by the way.

cash crab posted:

I need to tell another gross food story.

When I was about seven, all I wanted was an EZ-Bake oven, because they're great. So, of course my dad bought me one. The first thing I wanted to make was Wacky Cake, which is some weird Southern thing where it's vinegar and baking soda and cocoa and some other weird stuff, but no eggs, butter or milk. My mom's recipe book was all in French, and also I was an idiot child, so rather than put in a pinch of salt, I added a cup. To reward my father for facilitating this gift, I brought him a little loaf of cake. He pops it into his mouth and without registering it, starts to say, "Tastes great, honey," but halfway through "honey" he puked onto the floor. :allears:

cash crab posted:

What do you take me for?

Okay, same year, I decide my mother's morning breakfast of black coffee and Pall Malls are insufficient and decide to make her a spread for toast. I use, in no particular order: tabasco sauce, marmalade, chocolate chips, peanut butter, regular butter, salt, salsa, Ovaltine and some other things I can't recall. My favourite part is that she would spoon out a little every morning into the garbage so I would believe that she'd actually been eating it.

Holy lol, can the thread just be 'post pictures to trigger cash crab anti-food porn memories' now?

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Dec 28, 2012




cash crab posted:

No one believes me, but I didn't set out to be a gimmick poster. I just picked the raccoon picture because I like raccoons and thought it was funny, and apparently all my posts make me out to seem like... I eat out of the garbage. Which I actually did once.

I ate a stick of butter once, and no, I am not kidding.

e: The butter and garbage incidents were separate. I didn't eat butter out of the garbage.

I can't stop laughing help

I SWEAR I DIDN'T INTEND FOR THIS TO BE A GIMMICK OF MINE, AT FIRST!

ALSO MY KITS CLING TO MY BELLY WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG SO THEY CAN GET A HANG OF CLIMBING TREES FOR THEMSELVES!

I'M NOT A RACCOON!

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Dec 28, 2012




BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Here's the Nickleback of food:



I think I already posted the Nickleback of food.



I laugh every time.

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Dec 28, 2012





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cash crab posted:

This is my favourite combination of words

You're sure it's not 'unattended food on a picnic table'?

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