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GonSmithe posted:Oh, also: gently caress you, cop, I ain't no narc. C-Euro posted:My fiancee's asking me to go see Cinderella this weekend. Would it be wildly inappropriate if I yell "THE KING IN THE NORTH!" every time Robb Stark comes on screen? Won't be as good as the porno musical version we watched that had a gay black dude as the fairy godmother who was introduced by singing a song about robbing whitey blind AND which starred the guy who wrote the first Ninja Turtles movie as the jester.
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therattle posted:To be fair, not much could possibly be as good as that sounds. We watched it a couple times in dickstream, it's fantastic. I think it's also on youtube, and not because My Friend uploaded it. phonechat: I just got an iSteve 6 by Apple and it's dope as gently caress
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Mar 13, 2015 16:19
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Man Front Bottoms are great.
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Mar 13, 2015 16:26
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Really? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w
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Mar 13, 2015 16:31
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therattle posted:I prefer women front bottoms. Did you, say, punctuation
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Mar 13, 2015 18:20
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Is it Geekboy posted:Yesterday I found out that I know the guy who created Pug Dredd. is it Arthur Wyatt? Arthur is cool. He talks about 2000AD with me on Twitter. The Orlov story she just did in the main mag was cool.
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Mar 14, 2015 03:26
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Toebone posted:Oh hey there's a new thread, hello! I heard of them via the Chris Gethard Show so I have no idea. They're not part of the indie clique I usually follow
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Mar 14, 2015 15:01
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Qqqq Qqqqqqq, Comicchat I've been working on reading Hickman's Avengers run now that he's in the final stages of it and I can read it in large chunks instead of month to month, and it's so much better this way. I just got to my favorite part of Infinity, wherein Thor frees the Kree homeworld from being enslaved by dickbag alien exterminators by pretending to parlay, throwing Mjolnir into space under the pretense of disarming himself, and slingshotting the loving thing around a sun to smash through the head dickbag's chest in the middle of his triumphant speech. Comics are great. BENGHAZI 2 fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Mar 14, 2015 |
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Mar 14, 2015 15:19
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Gatts posted:Hickman's Avengers are awesome. Best big two superhero comics I've read since Kingdom Come. I don't like Mark Waid or Alex Ross.
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axleblaze posted:Actually they should continue. I'm finding these jokes quite humerus. Clavicle.
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Mar 14, 2015 19:51
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Geekboy posted:Actually, Pug Dredd was apparently created by Douglas Wolk. Yeah I don't read the IDW books so I wasn't sure who was on it, I just know Arthur writes for the Megazine and sometimes the main mag and is also someone I know who lives in the PacNW area. Skywalker OG posted:After watching this: Learn to embed youtube videos you ding dang nerd, just c/p the URL into the reply box. It took me five minutes to figure out what was going on with this post.
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Mar 15, 2015 07:57
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bows1 posted:Yeah Season 3 is a little weak. He's president so he can't really sneak off anymore. Thanks for the spoilers as I start on season 2 dingleberry.
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Mar 15, 2015 17:27
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Hey I just caught up to Avengers/New Avengers as of six months ago and let me tell you how good it is: Real loving good. poo poo is real. Real poo poo.
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Mar 15, 2015 18:04
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Gatts posted:It is the serious goddamn poo poo like few others. Probably the best run the book has had. Though I wish could get Yu or Chen or Ribic on regular art chores. I have had an amazing time with the book. Yeah, I'm the middle of Time Runs Out right now and it's just whoaaaaa. Hickman's got a real knack for time shenanigans, and not just time travel bullshit. I mean like the concept of history and how it determines what comes next and fate and just whoaaaa "Where's Namor"
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Mar 15, 2015 18:54
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CPL593H posted:I found out that a while back that all kinds of people who like me in the real world can't stand me on Facebook. I think it's pretty goddamn stupid, but this is possibly what you're dealing with. I wouldn't make too much of it. People have a tendency to take Facebook and Facebook related bullshit way too seriously. I don't like you anywhere.
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Mar 16, 2015 16:09
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New Sword and Scale about a killer nurse. The best podcast.
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Mar 16, 2015 16:39
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The first segment is the weakest of the three, but BONESTORM is a thing of beauty. Someone post that one gif.
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Mar 16, 2015 18:05
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mr. stefan posted:Yeah part two is a lot like the Indonesian cult segment from 2 where it has a lot of great buildup before going completely loving gonzo in the back third in the best way, and the third part has a lot of the "dumb teens doing dumb teen poo poo" humanity of SPAA that made it hilariously satisfying. It's just that the first segment puts forth none of the effort required to actually sell its concept like the other two do and the framing story goes nowhere, ends with a wet fart and relies on audiovisual glitching to a level that even I, a dude who managed to watch all 50-odd episodes of Marble Hornets, found distractingly excessive. Did Marble Hornets finally loving end?
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Mar 16, 2015 18:13
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Podcastchat: A friend just told me to check out Last Podcast on the Left, a true crime/weird poo poo podcast that he pitched to me as "I never knew I wanted a comedy podcast about Richard Spec and Ted Bundy." He also claims it's even trashier than S&S. edit: There's a gangstalking episode, clearly the new best "true crime" podcast. BENGHAZI 2 fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Mar 16, 2015 |
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Mar 16, 2015 19:16
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X-Ray Pecs posted:Da Joose was a legal benzo that a bunch of goons took, and at least 4 crashed their cars and one died from it, so I've learned to not gently caress with benzos. Also one guy woke up four days later to an angry voicemail from his fiance's father saying that if he ever called her again they would get a restraining order. This may or may not be the same goon who tried to buy a piano on ebay.
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Mar 16, 2015 20:18
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MacheteZombie posted:What did the voicemail say? Bofa
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Mar 16, 2015 21:33
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I have no job, one more paycheck coming, and 800 in the bank. gently caress
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Mar 17, 2015 02:09
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I had a bad call and got off and put myself in break and said to someone "if I don't take a break for ten minutes in going to kill a subscriber" and they were going to "suspend" me "pending investigation" so I turned in my badge because gently caress you if I'm going to go home and wait for you to fire me
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Mar 17, 2015 02:30
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gently caress you.
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Mar 17, 2015 02:43
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Slate Action posted:Is there any chance you could go ask for your job back? I was going to be fired anyway. "Pending investigation" is just what they say when they don't have the paperwork ready to fire you.
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Mar 17, 2015 02:46
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNEd0_rm6kU I mean given that I've heard people use that expression at work? At that job? About those customers? Yeah I didn't think that was going to get me fired
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Mar 17, 2015 02:50
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:I mean they may have been fine doing it in the past, but it was a corporate gig, right? That's the kind of poo poo you don't say at a corporate gig. After work? Sure, go out with your friends and tell them "I wanted to murder all those motherfuckers today", and if they know you, they'll obviously know you're being facetious. But corporate high-ups aren't gonna treat you like your friends will. That's what I'm saying, I had heard it and said it before, at this job, that I just quit, tonight. I really don't feel like arguing about this though so what the gently caress ever, I'm going to start job hunting
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Mar 17, 2015 02:58
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Man that's so extra. "Extra" is a great thing that I didn't hear before I moved to the south, I love it. Also two days ago I found out that I was literally the fifth best person in my department. So because I said a thing that people around the world grumble under their breath at work every day, they fired one of the best people in their department. I got a whole dick and they can choke on it.
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Mar 17, 2015 03:15
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FishBulb posted:They actually didn't though, I mean. Technically. You ever listen to Jim Cornette talking about leaving Ring of Honor and just throwing in the towel after he had finally lost it for the last time? That's me right now. It was a sixty minute broadway. I was HBK and they were Butt the SHitman Fart
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Mar 17, 2015 03:19
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Skwirl posted:Dickeye, it sucks that this happened, but "pending investigation" doesn't necessarily mean you're fired. I've had 3 "we need to talk about your future" conversations with my boss, and I've been assured by co-workers that no one get's through one of those (they were about separate incidents, and the last one was over a year ago). It was either being fired or being busted back down to the phones with no way to ever get promoted back off of them, and I was already planning on job-hunting tomorrow because that call had done me in. I'm good. I'm mad that that conversation even loving took place.
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Mar 17, 2015 03:38
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Skwirl posted:That's corporate thinking at it's finest. "This employee got angry enough about a phone customer that he made a violent comment about phone customers, we don't want to fire him, so we're just going to make his job be entirely handling phone calls instead of splitting his time between that and the part of his job he was good at and we promoted him for." And now you know why I told them to save their time.
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Mar 17, 2015 03:47
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zVxTeflon posted:lol and this company put you in charge of training people Yeah it turns out that I'm actually good at doing the job despite the fact that I hate the customers much like everyone in every customer service job ever whoaaaaaaaa furthermore choke on my sac you toad
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Mar 17, 2015 04:05
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Yeah you have someone that you're trying to help scream in your ear about how pathetic you are and not get upset and in the meantime gently caress yourself
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Mar 17, 2015 04:11
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hey check this out im forums poster zvxteflon and im a fuckin tard
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Coffee And Pie posted:I don't necessarily disagree, that being said: I'm the tagline taht's also an inside joke.
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Mar 17, 2015 04:23
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GonSmithe posted:Jesus Christ I just checked this again after making that post on the train, both of you stop or you're going to be my first probations. I was already done, stepdad.
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Mar 17, 2015 05:09
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FreudianSlippers posted:Doesn't America have that thing that unless they fire you for something really serious you still work for like 2-3 months or until you find another job? They were going to suspend me while they filled out the paper work to fire me, because that's what "pending investigation" means, so no.
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Mar 17, 2015 05:17
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None of my struggles tonight are helped by the fact that I'm not built for complex emotional responses so I really just want to hit something really hard, until something breaks.
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Mar 17, 2015 05:44
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