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jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch posted:

It's really too bad bernie doesn't have cool t shirts and coffee mugs and crap. I would consume the poo poo out of bernie trinkets

merchandise will come. i'm getting the impression they're scrambling to get all this poo poo together

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jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Game_Whino posted:

When Bernie doesn't win I'm going to get really depressed and my hatred of American politics will grown that much more.

this is the first thing to pull me out of the political nihilism i've been in since college

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Otto von Ruthless posted:

no one said how many posts per page it was set at :getin:

i'm set to 0.5 posts per page

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

readingatwork posted:

Wait. How is a worker co-op different from a union?

co-op is owned by the workers. union shops are still owned by the bosses

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

here we go

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

time to go bern one for bernie :420:

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

also i will donate another $100 to his campaign if someone can make a good picture that says "BERN IT DOWN" with like a picture of the white house

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

jarofpiss posted:

also i will donate another $100 to his campaign if someone can make a good picture that says "BERN IT DOWN" with like a picture of the white house

actually it doesn't even have to be that just make a funny thing that makes me laugh that could go in an email. okay going for real now i will be back on later tonight

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

jarofpiss posted:

also i will donate another $100 to his campaign if someone can make a good picture that says "BERN IT DOWN" with like a picture of the white house


Sheng-ji Yang posted:

not the white house but:



lol ill allow it

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

:justpost: can't let this train get behind schedule :justpost:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1nXdMcVSkU

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

when this thread wins thread of the week can we sticky threads about other candidates to the bottom of the last page of gbs?

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

just a reminder for all you dumb naysayer idiots: the sandman is going to snowball's chance in hell his way all the way into the white house and then all you'll have is your negative posts on SA to look back on when your grandkids ask you "what did you do when the country did a 180 and actually changed for the better?"

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

"grandpa what was it like when the bernssiah was elected and the world was pulled back from the brink of extinction and total corporate enslavement?"

"hmm well kiddo, i was doing my part by saying 'it'll never happen but that boy wouldn't it be nice if it did' on this forum i used to post on"

"oh so you didn't do poo poo thanks for nothing you useless old gently caress."

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

redshirt posted:

Really makes me think.

rest easy knowing your useless bloated body will find purpose in death as a nutrient paste for the poor that it never had in life

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

redshirt posted:

I'd be OK with that.

ya me too. also your shitposting and my poo poo replies earned the bernster another dollar so we've got that going for us.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

readingatwork posted:

I think we can be taking better advantage of the fact that Americans are the stupidest loving people on the planet when it comes to politics. Here's a few rumors I'd like people to start spreading:

-Bernie Sanders got his medal of honor for taking a Bullet for Bo Obama while at a White House brunch.
-In ancient Rome there was a political party that was the functional equivalent of today's Socialist party and Jesus was a member. It's in the bible you can look it up.
-Republicans have on three separate occasions tried to ban seeing eye dogs because they believe that blind people understanding their environment defies the will of God.
-Bernie sanders is ahead in the polls among all age groups and is considered a shoe-in for the nomination.
-86% of all firefighter, police, veterans and business associations have already thrown their support behind Bernie Sanders for president.

woah this is all crazy if true

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

hemophilia posted:

you don't even need to lie about the bible you can take entire chapters from the gospels and a lot of verse from acts and the epistles and put it side by side to anything bernie says and there's probably a lot overlap

yeah but you have to read it in the context of the times. what seemed like socialism and caring for each other back then actually translates to the rich being rewarded by jesus for their pure hearts and the poor being righteously punished for their sins in modern times. haven't you ever been to church?

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

hemophilia posted:

i've been to church a lot and i mostly stopped going because of hand-waving like this. I'm getting flashbacks and care mad IRL from these fakeposts and supply side jesus jokes

someone should post that supply side jesus comic.

i'll probably start getting care mad IRL in about week 4 of bernie's campaign. i'm like the political grinch and the dead part of my heart that cares about these things is only just now coming back to life.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I am going to give some money to Bernie so when we have President Clinton I can feel a little bit okay with myself

the church of sanders will accept this indulgence and absolve your conscience as long as it is a donation of a sufficient amount. namaste my son

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

redshirt posted:

Nader in Florida is my new band name.

it's not a band if it's just you...alone....forever

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Claverjoe posted:

I wish I could burn one for Bernie, but my job regularly does piss tests on people.


Also, I need to check with management if I can donate to a political campaign, cause I'm a federal (sub) contractor.

uh hello money is speech 1st amendment this is official legal advice from my inattentive and cursory reading of the newspaper headlines over the last ten years or whatever

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

redshirt posted:

I mean, literally, a few thousand Nader protest votes in Florida would have swung the election to Gore and America and the world would have been spared the Dark Ages that have since been unleashed. An amazing demarcation line in history, really. And it all swung on the opinions of a few thousand idiots.

i think you mean a few hundreds of thousands of idiots that voted for bush or gore over nader

edit: and by few i mean anyone

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

let's not all get arrested by the secret service before the camp0aign is even a week old

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

reminder that this is the face of a man who has worked tirelessly for change for over a million years without a cynical or defeatist outlook. he expects the same from you.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Hector Beerlioz posted:

nice watch, bernie

this man is worth several thousand dollars show some respect.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

readingatwork posted:

Considering the odd nature of space-time and the multiverse, yes. Many times over in fact.

too bad i'm stuck in this one

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Duh Ugh posted:

Bern man looking constipated here. Needs more fiber.

it's a truth bomb and he's just about to drop it

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

idealism in the primary, accelerationism in the general

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Turbl posted:

bernie talks to george stephanopolous: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbtnheO61x0

george: "i can hear the republican attack ad right now... 'he wants america to look more like scandinavia.'"
bernie: "that's right."

bern it down

:vince::love::vince::love::vince::love::vince::love::vince:

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Pepito posted:

I signed up to donate $10 a month for a year and even registered to vote. What the heck? Crushing disappointment in...

:patriot:

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Cubey posted:

literally zero people i know irl have ever given enough of a poo poo to ever vote in a primary, now almost every one of them has voiced their support and said they will vote for bernie in the primaries. and this is just a couple of days after his candidacy was announced.

i am that person and for every person i know irl that has been understandably negative about his chances i've pointed out how pumped i am for this campaign. and everyone knows how down on this shitbag world i am.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

where does chomsky stand on this whole thing

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009


now when i shitpost in any thread, it's a shitpost for bernie

TEAYCHES posted:

did anyone make a bernie sanders lemon party joke yet
sure but there's plenty of room here for another

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Matey posted:

hack hilldoggy's phone and make her text the n word to obama.

you trying to get her elected or something?

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

page 69, the best page. got high hopes for this one fellas

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

so far so good

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

hemophilia posted:

let's do z0r chains for bernie

had to google that. is bernie in goonfleet?

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

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May 16, 2009

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