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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
fight night tonight

whats the best drinks for fight night?

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

mooyashi posted:

how much do you guys think you've spent on SA over your posting career

somewhere between :10bux: and :10bux: :10bux:

in exchange I've received thousands of hours of pleasure, background information which has assisted me with acquiring work, and some great recommendations

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

nutranurse posted:

guys gimme 3 words

gently caress deeze nutz

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

V. Illych L. posted:

man, denmark's radical left party's de facto leader is amazing at debates

she just destroys everyone who comes up against her, it's incredible

Why is she so weak on terrorism?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Rock. heavy.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

CoolCab posted:

sometimes that's true. some rocks aren't that heavy though.

hi migf! how are you my bro, not hitting that peruvian marching powder too hard i hope

heavy!

10 tons! 5 moved. need air. feel like black man in police custody.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

CoolCab posted:

expand, i am afraid i don't follow. is this a refernce to that old song?

"I can't breathe"

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

R. Mute posted:

im like 99% sure that instead of just hiring a plumber, he's letting his handyman "fix" it. the handyman seems like a nice guy but considering i've seen him here to paint walls, do electrical work, lay down some brickwork and try to fix the plumbing, i can't imagine he's perfectly qualified.

not true. in america. real men.

CoolCab posted:

the would be witches who died as they piled weight on them, refusing to give in, refusing to confess to things they'd never do, letting the weight crush them. that's America, right there. i'm telling you.

"more weight" - a true american hero

5 tons down. 5 tons left. two gloves. one wheelbarrow. zero beer. spaghetti arms.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

CoolCab posted:

buddy, if "i was in an anime club" is getting it, i choose to get nothing

do not want. anime club nasty.

beer gone. ugh. five tons. i can do this. i'm american, damnit.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

CoolCab posted:

i like you MIGF, me and you, we're going to solve the problems of the world, with cynicism and drinking and drug abuse and fistbumps

move rocks. ten tons today. about 6.5, 7 now. earning my hot bod. ten tons monday. ten tons wednesday. need 50 tons.

rocks heavy.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

CoolCab posted:

i hauled fifteen tons of booze, and what do i get? another day drunker and deeper in hangover. saint peter don't you call me because i'm kind of fighty

liquor tax's a bitch, aint it

filthy tax dodger. does not count if beer used for good cause.

good cause like getting D's elected.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

paranoid randroid posted:

you have:
no tea

>move rock

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

paranoid randroid posted:

your efforts to move the rock cause you to explosively herniate a disc in your back. you go into shock and die. your score is 1353 out of a possible 17 million.

>visit chiropractor

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

paranoid randroid posted:

norml takes issue with a sub-clause of your bill and refuses to support it. weed legalization fails by 72 points and you are remembered forever as the guy who couldnt pour piss out of a boot. you have died with a score of 420 XD XD

You went with '>drink german beer'. Bad choice.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

nutranurse posted:

anakin has like 0 game, but someone gets w/ padme

when your choice be jedi with ponytail and little boy, its no wonder padme chose little boy.

padme be a paedo, yo.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Venom Snake posted:

i am currently invading france

i seen london, i seen france

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

Also holy hell time was not kind to Mark Hamill

car accident

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
tories have their place. namely, in the opposition

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

nutranurse posted:

reading europol and it seems like most of these eurogoons are just jealous of the us bombing brown people

they jelly of america's success

theyre free to bomb terrorists if they please. unfortunately, folks like that woman danish leftist leader exist so as to foibble crackdowns on terrorism.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
like europe does have a huge problem in that european demand for drugs is #1 funding source for terrorism. they could fix this by following in america's footstep re: drug sentencing

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

nutranurse posted:

no one should adopt americas drug laws unless they want to create a teeming ethnic underclass

oh like europe hasn't already done that

sinnlos when you gonna tf2?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
as pyro it is my job to break holes through front lines

as whatever is your job to exploit fire

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
as heavy your job is to be my meatshield

as pyro my job is to BURN YOUR MEDIC BURN MUBAHAHA

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
as spy your job is to die to my firs

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
tips? play pyro

next tip?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Gravel Gravy posted:

Drinky Drinky glue glug

have you met natascha?

162.244.88.10:27015

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
anyone? wanna play with my pyro?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
when someone is uber'd, ignore them

charge past and light everyone running to the front ON FIRE MUHAHAHAHAHA

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

euphronius posted:

The godfather the second one is better.

godfather pt 3 is underrated

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Il Federale posted:

i remember liking godfather part 1 and 2, but i dont remember poo poo about part 3

don't think of pt3 as a character movie. think of it as all taking place in a 4th and 5th act.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Jagchosis posted:

how do you injure yourself at a wedding

do you really have to ask? if your wedding doesn't have at least one hospitalization, it ain't a wedding, its a yuppie party

so this fight, which dude is Rocky?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

nutranurse posted:

JAMIE FOX YOU CANNOT SING THE ANTHEM :911:

TOO MUCH SOUL

just enough soul for international audiences

gotta seduce them russkies and singaporeans somehow, why not with the soothing voice of jamie fox?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Sinnlos posted:

I never claimed to be good at dancing though. Irish traditional I can do but dancing to hits of the 90s and early 2000s was a mistake.

do the dougie

do the dougie all night

don't stop doing the dougie

like, if you try anything else it ain't gonna work so well

i'm happy I buddied up with the african expatriates when I was in grad school, my friends loved to go dance after liquoring me up enough that I'd be willing to overcome that "whiteboy on the floor" feeling you get when you start learning to dance

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
at my sister's wedding, i dont even remember the music

i do remember 4 of the 8 bars we stopped at on the way from the wedding to the reception. after that, it gets a bit hazy.

Sinnlos posted:

To be specific it was sandstorm which isn't any better really

to the left to the left

slide slide to the right to the right

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Spaceman Future! posted:

be honest, did you take out someones eye with a glowstick?

it wasn't a lolla wedding, stupid

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Spaceman Future! posted:

I dont even know what that is who is stupid now

the dudes posting anime instead of watching this fight with us

i want manny to win because I LIKE THE PHILLIPINES and hes a pretty awesome elected official who promotes sane developmental policies

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Venom Snake posted:

I ain't no enemy!



quit jacking it to cartoons, stupid.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

its called 'sexting'

its a major trend among the youth these days

its also an emerging trend in africa, with genocidal implications

like I'm being serious on this, intra-tribal sexting is an emerging and accelerating trend in SSA.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
is it just me or is this a pretty boring fight?

also best national anthem after america gotta go to south vietnam

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Venom Snake posted:

the point is it's satsuki wearing mako's outfit.

why do you emotionally connect to this?

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