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It's a joke from The Onion spinoff Clickhole.
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# ¿ May 11, 2015 20:16 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 05:37 |
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Who is their rb3 I gotta get in on that
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2015 17:17 |
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Thelonius Van Funk posted:Am I being a dumbass for keeping two D/ST in my dynasty league? We have pretty large rosters (30 spots including IR) so the waiver is pretty bare and we've already had our rookie draft. Should I drop the texans or the cardinals and pick up Bobby Rainey/Jordan Todman/Allan Hurns/Boobie Dixon/Lance Dunbar/Marcedes Lewis? edit: and it's not a 6 team league or the 181st best player / top of the wire would be better than ~Bobby Rainey. pangstrom fucked around with this message at 11:42 on Jun 11, 2015 |
# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 11:40 |
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VDay posted:Figuring out who you should drop early and who to hold on to all season is one of the more important and underrated fantasy skills imo. Way too many people get attached to their drafted players and have them sit on the bench for 9 weeks not doing anything before finally dropping them for a second defense or bye-week kicker. It can definitely bite you in the rear end sometimes, but I've found that being super aggressive with drops/waiver pickups pays off like 80% of the time, and I end up getting a league-winning player from the waiver wire almost every year that I win.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 20:12 |
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I may just be used to it but Yahoo and ESPN are both fine and I don't have any recent experience with the other ones. Every year when it's time to start up again I have to find yahoo's ff page and it usually involves going through yahoo's other pages i.e. trying to navigate through some aggressively bad and busy design decisions.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 16:49 |
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GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:Bookmarks are so easy -_-
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2015 01:21 |
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Arctic Baldwin posted:I'm commissioner in one of my leagues and to determine draft order, we are having a combine of sorts at the local bar but I am looking for a copy of the wonderlic (or equivalent). However, because I am in the league, I cant really look at the test before draft day in two weeks. So basically, could someone help me find a wonderlic and tell me if its appropriate for people without a ton of football knowledge (about half the league isnt ultra knowledgeable about the sport/not American). I found one on Page 2 but I dont know if its any good e.g., just with a quick google http://samplewonderlictest.com/ Is it a snake draft, where the first pick in round 1 gets the last in round 2? If so it's not super clear what the best position is, anyway (I'd like to see an analysis about that "in general", though the effect is going to be super small)
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2015 15:20 |
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I second everything Beer4TheBeerGod said re: auctions. This is not an absolute rule just something that helps me personally with other semi-experienced auction drafters: -Don't let a $40 player slide off the board for $20, but it's pretty common for drafts to have a later stage where there are still a lot of starters available and only a few people who can bid on them. If things shake out that way (which you'll have to track over the draft), be one of those few. This is the main reason I like to nominate expensive people who I think are a little overrated early. -There is a temptation to bid on players just because you think the other guy is getting them too cheaply. Hopefully other people will pick up this role, if you can encourage it in a way that won't backfire then do that. If you pick up the role you'll end up holding the bag sometimes so don't go nuts with bags at prices you don't want. -Especially in big leagues, it's better to be weak at one position than to overcorrect and gently caress up your draft by overspending to get the last decent <whatever>. -Only new people try this, but don't try to corner the market at a position with hopes of trading
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2015 13:47 |
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Yeah just say upfront what the plan is for no-shows. Might want to say upfront what the handing-off-a-zombie-team criteria/plan is, too. Flakiness can kind of snowball with players a person didn't pick and then they lose the first couple of weeks etc. etc.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2015 18:23 |
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Kouerson posted:So in my Dynasty League, I have the 1.03 pick and I'm looking to also acquire the 1.01 for Megatron.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2015 19:17 |
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Azhais posted:So do they use a stapler for that or what? Where's Swickles
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2015 21:54 |
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Yeah you have to start from a blank slate, so sure make it a "keeper league" in name whenever you want but you have to start by drafting everyone fresh.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2015 21:44 |
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In what universe does Luck fall to the 3rd round.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2015 03:33 |
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Forever_Peace posted:This, but during the season I usually like feel out some trades with the team I'm playing a player's bye week (in essence using otherwise fair trades to stack myself with a few easy matchups).
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2015 16:35 |
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Pretty sure he just forgot / didn't know about the suspension everyone it's fine moving on.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 14:46 |
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Kloaked00 posted:Drafting 7th/8 in a 2QB 2RB 3WR 1TE 1RB/WR/TE, 4PaTD, non-PPR league on Monday. Anyone have a good recommendation for where to do 2QB mock drafts? I have the football guys draft dominator, and I know of the FFC mock draft site, but both of those are me drafting against a computer, which is doing silly things like Gronk going 2st overall or LeVeon dropping to the 7/8th spot. edit: should have argued the scarcity argument but really it's hard to do off top of head pangstrom fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Aug 27, 2015 |
# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 18:32 |
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dphi posted:Just taking a glance so there's probably other weird poo poo, but Lacy at 12? Lynch at 28? Those are weirder than the Jordy pick since that can be explained by the person waking up from a coma or something.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2015 23:38 |
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It's crazy how bad Yahoo's autodraft / autobid is, still. My brother ended up with Gronkowski as TE1, Graham as superflex, and Olson as backup I guess? Wouldn't be that hard to fix, Yahoo, and fantasy football is pretty much the only reason I and a bunch of other people still know you exist!
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 01:32 |
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MacheteZombie posted:What does the NFL Game Pass cost this year? The site only tells me to try for free for 7 Days, I can't find the actual price. $100 edit: agree it's strange that the site does that. I had to look it up on some like press release before I bought it a couple weeks ago
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 17:45 |
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MacheteZombie posted:$100?! Wasn't it like 40 last year?
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 17:52 |
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Yeah do it.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 19:52 |
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Would anyone here prefer Funchess over Edelman as a bench WR? Edelman wasn't drafted (it's an auction draft so this kind of thing happens sometimes) and I'm thinking of dropping Funchess for him, but for some reason the not-a-lottery-ticket aspect is making me hesitate. edit: maybe I have ODBJ disease
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 22:21 |
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Teeter posted:Someone please give me a two sentence summary of Stevie Johnson and why I've been seeing him mentioned so much here. I picked him up in the 15th round. Are my friends more clueless than I am? I used beer sheets so I imagine he must have been valued fairly low there as well if I got him that late.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 01:07 |
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Cart Mountain posted:In a QB/2RB/2WR/Flex/TE format where all TD's are worth 6 and it's PPR, QB's draft priority shouldn't be that inflated right? I.E. I should still be looking to pick from the top 2 WR/RB tiers before I consider a QB if available, instead of reaching for one in the 1st.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 18:16 |
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Yeah that's the way to think about it, with the caveat that it's probably safer bet that Rodgers will be a stud QB than to bet that any specific RB will turn out to be a stud RB. But still you should take your shot.
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2015 16:04 |
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Twin Cinema posted:I am a first year Fantasy Football man with a draft tonight. There's two slots for D. Other than J.J. Watt, I am okay with waiting until the final four rounds to start drafting these guys, correct?
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2015 20:25 |
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Zombie Tsunami posted:I want to believe in McCluster in ppr. If McCoy and Spiller remain hurt I may have to get a little desperate.
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2015 22:50 |
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I'm stubbornly sticking with Ertz until he does badly the first game then I'll swap him out for some other non-Gronk.
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2015 23:56 |
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kiimo posted:^^^^ I will never understand this. Just don't overpay.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 00:57 |
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winvirus posted:Well poo poo, Mike Evans out. Should I start Anquan Boldin or Stevie Johnson? I am already starting Keenan Allen if it matters.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2015 19:29 |
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railroad terror posted:That's actually the big takeaway I had too -- Peyton's performance was rough. From a regular, non-fantasy football POV, I really like watching Denver's offense play when it's functioning smoothly. Yesterday was not smooth. I'm willing to chalk that up to a tough Ravens D though. Can't overreact after Week 1.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 15:14 |
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I mean, 5 points a week is pretty big! I would take it if I had acceptable WR cover but I wouldn't call you crazy if you turned it down.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 19:12 |
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Basically it's so that people can have a life and pay attention to waivers at their leisure and so that there is some fairness to the distribution of suddenly-desirable players, instead of the person watching the games in real time getting every obvious add available.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 18:11 |
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For 15 years I have been playing in a $0 league with friends from high school, and the convention is that the winner is commissioner next season. The guy who won in '14 locked the roster of the guy who won in '13 (and '12) because he was taking too long to send the trophy (most of us live in different states, now). The guy with the locked roster has quit. This post just confirming that many happily-married and gainfully-employed adults are still children.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 17:11 |
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I was super low on him but ended up with him anyway, which is a weird pattern with me. I used to do the same thing with Eddie George.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2015 17:24 |
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SurgicalOntologist posted:I got offered Luck for my Larry Fitzgerald. My current QB is Tannehill and I would be taking Kendall Wright off the bench to replace Fitz. Also have DJax on the bench but that's all my WR depth. (Maybe less clear if it's PPR, more clear if it's 6 point PTD.)
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 15:32 |
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It is wildly unpopular with a few players but in the league I run I don't have playoffs, it's just your final record.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 16:24 |
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MacheteZombie posted:I've been wanting to try a league with this setup, but you also play ever owner every week so you get ridiculous w/l records. Honore_De_Balzac posted:This isn't lily licking soccer! Go back to your cold rainy rock. We play knock out style in the iron mans league.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 16:37 |
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Yeah I would shop Dez if you don't have an injury slot, though. I hate dead roster spots but some people are really fond of eating short term loss for hypothetical long term gain, it makes them feel like they're saving food for winter or playing the clever long game or something. (Which sometimes they are but usually it's just being too clever by half.)
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 19:41 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 05:37 |
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VietCampo posted:You mean like me holding onto Jordy Nelson and Kelvin Benjamin to use as keepers?
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 19:56 |