Eve Online 2016: Actually It's Called Eve-ophilia

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almighty: Mar 9, 2011

darth cookie posted:

90% certain there's no SRP for stuff that goes on in wormholes for GSF.

Normally there is no SRP for wormhole losses, but there are a few FCs and skirmish commanders who are authorized for taking peacetime SRP fleets to wormhole space. In any such case, this exception should be expected to have been mentioned in the broadcast for the OP.

If we see any such broadcast with a peacetime SRP request, we go on to verify the FC's credentials, and if everything checks out, the payment gets granted.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 15:32

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 18:23

almighty: Mar 9, 2011

By the way, I think I've managed to trace the roots of our space organization back to World War II.

"Once Iowa came back into formation, Walter could see that the battleship�s guns were trained on the destroyer that had just fired on the president. After 1943 the ship was commonly hailed by other ships with the greeting: Don�t shoot! We�re Republicans!"

almighty fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Jun 29, 2015

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 16:07

almighty: Mar 9, 2011

rocket_Magnet posted:

The moment your account is unsubbed it will stop.

Actually no, your previously active training queue will continue running for three days after the moment your account subscription runs out.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2015 01:17

almighty: Mar 9, 2011

Endie posted:

I carved out the pages on recon tackle ranges and the history of hostile GBC corps as a personal fiefdom back in 2008 and I will cut anyone who tries to step on my turf. 404 represent.

I hear you are the Donald Trump of EVE :v:

(Of course it was on Reddit)

# ¿ Aug 19, 2015 21:42

almighty: Mar 9, 2011

Doc Friday posted:

Should the page for Eve-Mail Etiquette include an explanation on setting the CSPA charge to zero?

CCP changed the CSPA defaults with a recent patch and now it is 0 by default. At the time of the patch, CCP also set all CSPA values to 0. So now, the only way one can get CSPA charge active is that going to the settings and entering any value other than 0.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 12:35

almighty: Mar 9, 2011

Venom Snake posted:

Almost all of MOA's actual kills are hunting ratters, which is about as fun and engaging as ratting itself but tbf it's funny as gently caress when MOA and others gangs get dunked by Theta and then the whining in local about blobbing starts.

MoA suffers well, and Theta loves it when MoA does.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 23:42

almighty: Mar 9, 2011

YouTuber posted:

Also which bobfrommarketing are you talking about? Regular or underscore Bob. We have two, you need to be specific.

I believe it's the regular one that's also known as the pedobob.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 02:05

almighty: Mar 9, 2011

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

you shouldn't have forgiven him, alp khan is one of the worst people in goonfleetswarm like, ever

Shut the gently caress up deadtear.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 02:08

almighty: Mar 9, 2011

I too can't wrap my mind around the fact that ISRAD still keeps an obvious pedophile amongst their ranks. And the part that still infuriates me is that BFM is a US citizen, and he should have been prosecuted for the poo poo he pulled. And no, "Icelandic age of consent" doesn't mean jackshit. Federal law prohibits an American citizen or resident to travel to a foreign country with intent to engage in any form of sexual conduct with a minor (defined as persons under 18 years of age). BFM was in his early 20s when this thing happened, and the 'girl' was either 14 or 15.

Deadtear made BFM's case and called him out on Goonfleet back in the day. I respect him for this, but I also don't understand why he didn't take whatever he dug up to a federal prosecutor or LE.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 02:24

almighty: Mar 9, 2011

Xolve posted:

So- for clarification.

The greater Goonperium publicly hates BFM who's totally a pedo on the sole grounds of a post from a girl on the internet (and have gone at lengths to exclude him from other in-game orgs), yet the Imperium is endorsing Xenuria for CSM, who may or may not have tried to get a 12 year old boy naked on webcam and is well beyond heinously creepy for a lengthy list of other poo poo?

Unless of course this is some hilariously awful way of trolling CCP IRL and pointing out how worthless the CSM is at anything except helping sustain large space coalitions through the horrible ebb and flow of 'change'.

You aren't really going to pull the 'just a post on the Internet' defense that BFM always does, are you?
It was never just a post in the Internet. There were photographs, e-mails and other suggestive material outed when this came to light. Refer to deadtear for the details of the incident.

almighty fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Jan 25, 2016

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 02:43

almighty: Mar 9, 2011

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

yes, no homegrown under any circumstances. Solo's rule to guarantee that nobody would ever post underage tits on goonfleet again with a wink and a nod (btw americans are bound by american age laws so bob having and sharing those pictures was illegal)

TL;DR BFM is a greasy pedo piece of poo poo.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 03:06

almighty: Mar 9, 2011

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

please do not respond to alp khan he doesn't believe in the armenian genocide

What are you even going on about, you bitter fool?

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 03:17

almighty: Mar 9, 2011

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

you could just not talk to him because he's insanely awful in every other measurable way~

Why don't you go swim in an acid vat somewhere?

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 03:45

almighty: Mar 9, 2011

Khablam posted:

I'm sure if he was a director, you'd be sucking up to him in an obnoxious attempt at recognition.

Like* I haven't played the game in 2 years and I can remember how loving annoying you are even now.

* - you're welcome, one guy

Whoever the gently caress you are -I bet you were an obnoxious little poo poo- you obviously don't realise he used to be one on top of being a moderator, and I always treated him the same.
However, he never used any of those privileges against me, so there is that. There's always the odd reason for me to respect deadtear, but you couldn't pay me a billion bucks to be patient with his weirdbitterfuck antiques for even second.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 04:10

almighty: Mar 9, 2011

Khablam posted:

I specifically said director, because it was always a director who was around when you were loudly parroting their own opinions in their presence like you were about to get a cookie or something.

Oh and quick to be a whiny bitch was always your thing too. Guess that's still a thing.

Good, now that you had your shot to elaborate, I will demonstrate why the joke's on you:
Two years ago I was a couple of months old and completely clueless retard trying to learn the ropes of living in nullsec, and it is rather difficult to have opinions about something that you have no idea about. I didn't even know who was a director, or even what a director title meant in the whole hierarchy. This precludes me having an opinion on anything, much less parroting it around in front of directors that I didn't really knew back then.
Only after my first year I started to develop opinions as I felt that while I was still a clueless retard when it comes to certain activities, I was catching up on others. That is when I started to develop opinions and sharing them privately with people with more experience than me.
Since you already disclosed that you haven't been playing for two years, in light of the above, you are either trolling for attention, or you are delusional and pulling poo poo out of your rear end to garner undue attention. In either case, my suggestion for you is to go discover the nearest red light district from where you live, and use that location for your further attention-seeking activities.

almighty fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Jan 25, 2016

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 04:41

almighty: Mar 9, 2011

Viva Miriya posted:

I must have seriously been lacking camaraderie or some poo poo last stint in waffe because how the gently caress are you such a bitch alpkhan. Just stop man. Just stop.

Not camaraderie, but a brain that could function without the constant interruption of mind state altering substances. After all, I can't otherwise put it into words the richness inherent in you daring to make a remark about being a bitch without drowning in an ocean of irony first.

almighty fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Jan 25, 2016

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 04:49

almighty: Mar 9, 2011

Khablam posted:

It was about the time when you spent about 1/3 your life regurgitating whatever it was you thought the ~line~ was on gevlon threads and poo poo, mixed in with some really cringey boasting. I don't know when that was wrt your newbie status.
You knew exactly who was who by then and were such a sycophant I thought you were doing the "be useful" route to spying and just being poo poo at it.

I think you must know all this cause you'd not effort-post to a low flung troll, but I'm gonna just let you get back to whatever makes you happy.

I actually find that quite suspicious, because I only took up reading Gevlon daily as comic relief in around last 18 months or so. You said you didn't play for two years, and now you are suddenly flipping poo poo around here after me reading Gevlon daily and regularly sometime after your supposed departure two years ago?

You are a loving idiot. Besides, there's literally nothing I did in this game that I could boast about. Absolutely nothing. So, it's quite gullible on your part to claim that I was boasting about something or anything.

It seems to me that whoever the gently caress you were, you were indeed an obnoxious little shitwhistler as I've guessed before, and I yelled at you back in the day for being one, and now you are here knee-jerking about it.

almighty fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Jan 25, 2016

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 05:14

almighty: Mar 9, 2011

ChickenWing posted:

3.) im gay

I too am gay

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 15:59

almighty: Mar 9, 2011

CainFortea posted:

Yea, it is one step away. A step I didn't take. An important one, I think.

Lowsec PVP only risks the assets you undock in. Nullsec has the chance (For us, an amazingly low chance) of our assets being locked away from us if we lose the station. I'm not saying you can't lose poo poo in lowsec, just that it's poo poo that you're there and actively using.

Which was the point of my gambling analogy.

There is a greater chance of a 747 crashing on our heads than an average line member in GSF getting locked out of his assets in Deklein due to an invasion. I'm not saying it can never happen, it's just that even if it seems likely to happen, there'd be ample warning precluding it, and plenty of opportunities to evacuate everything out.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2016 00:44

almighty: Mar 9, 2011

YouTuber posted:

How exactly would you lose a NPC Nullsec station? He is entirely right that Lowsec and NPC 0.0 is just a sideshow unless a powerhouse group like Pandemic Legion set up there a pivot from it into the local regional powers.

Last year, at some point, CCP was considering phasing out NPC stations among with other possible alternatives that were considering regarding what to do with NPC null after the citadels are implemented and transition from legacy outposts is dealt with. I'm not sure if they still are thinking about that at the moment though.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2016 00:46

almighty: Mar 9, 2011

YouTuber posted:

Some of these nerds are actually pretty good for newbies.

The mind boggles.

YouTuber posted:

I managed to get about 375 kills in Jan which is nice but I died twice, once in a Bifrost and once in a Cormorant; entirely unacceptable.

You don't happen to be with the renowned elite space combat squadron Mordus Angels, are you?

# ¿ Feb 4, 2016 11:49

almighty: Mar 9, 2011

50b ISK freighter kill by MiniLuv? Expect to see goons_rmt.txt on r/Eve any moment now.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2016 13:30

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 18:23

almighty: Mar 9, 2011

That Works posted:

Ah the fun trolling times.

This needs to go into Goonfleet Wiki if it hasn't made it there already.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 09:03

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