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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I just finished the first Dio/JoJo fight, in the burning mansion.

Does the art style get clearer in the future? A lot of the panels, I was struggling to even see what's going on.

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Amaryllis posted:

Seriously, if your complaint is that the villains' endgame powers don't make narrative or thematic sense, I have a lot of problems with part 6, but that's not one of them.

Jail House Lock has to be one of the most distressing stand abilities in JJBA. Weaponized Alzheimer's :stare:

(Oh god the irony that I struggled to remember the name Alzheimer's)

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

JoJolion had just started when I first got into JJBA, and I vowed I'd just wait for it to be finished before I binged through all of it.

My patience is being tested, I may end up just catching up and hating the wait.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Okuyasu Nijimura posted:

And one's just a giant padlock and such, yeah.

There are some incredibly cool Stands coming up for you in SBR and once it gets rolling it's going to be really hard to pace yourself; SBR is often the favorite/second favorite arc people name with good reason.

(it's actually my 3rd favorite sshhhh)

It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World As Written By Araki was such a can't-miss concept. And it 100% lives up to that potential :allears:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Speaking of D4C, can you loving imagine if another, hosed up Obama fell from the sky and told the other to grab the napkin then ours disappeared

Like during a press conference

Even just Obama slamming himself between a wall and a door and straightup disappearing would be loving impressive.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Tell him to go eat poo poo, Biden.

Tell him yourself.

Eat poo poo, rear end in a top hat! Fall off your horse!

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Moltrey posted:

This video helpfully reminded me that Part 7 is loving literature and one of the greatest pieces of media ever made.

The final stage of the race is possibly the greatest segment in all of JoJo's.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Josuke Higashikata posted:

All DIOs are perfect beings.

Dio Brando, DIO, Giorno, Diego.

It checks out.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

And Gyro is every good JoBro in one.

Because Gyro is the best JoBro.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Reading Pt6, I think I may have found a plot hole. Or at least something that's not explained.

DIO's bone, the one the Green Baby is born from: Surely that's not DIO's bone, it's Jonathan's?

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

The Sandman posted:

Part Five makes it pretty clear that Jonathan's bone produces DIO's kids.

:allears:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge


My favourite Best Friends JoJo-related thing was the debate of what would be worse: A stand that gives the target brain-freeze or a stand that makes the target poo poo themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3vBMmcXSMw

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

ChaosArgate posted:

I can imagine a stand that makes the target poo poo themselves would be a death sentence when combined with Sheer Heart Attack.

Edit: Brain freeze would probably make the target yelp in pain, meaning they exhale, so Doobie Wah could have a field day with that too, maybe?

poo poo-themselves stand would be horrific coupled with Gold Experience Requiem too.

Or Jail House Lock. All you can remember is making GBS threads yourself.

Oh, hell, D4C. In every universe, you are making GBS threads yourself.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

You know, I think Araki's greatest talent is being able to explain stands like D4C, Made in Heaven or King Crimson without it being just one massive infodump.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Funky Valentine posted:

Let's not get crazy here.

Well, he certainly knows how it works better than I do because if I was challenged to explain King Crimson, I'd just give "Kinda like The World but somehow different."

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

All I know is GER is the most powerful stand.

Except maybe Tusk Act 4.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Yeah, they both just use Japanese school uniforms as a base.

Which just gives me the amazing idea of a Diamond is Unbreakable/Cromartie High School crossover.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

There is nothing new under the sun.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Speaking of which, does anyone happen to have any decent Gyro Zeppeli avatars?

Not that I'm thinking about changing my forums name and avatar to him or anything :ohdear:

Gyro Zeppeli fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Apr 13, 2016

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Jolyne Cujoh posted:

toot toot



(I hosed up the transparency on the first and second ones a little bit (less on the second) so they look fine in gray forums and other light-ish forums but they'd probably look like poo poo in YOSPOS if that matters to you)

A Good Post, thank you. Probably gonna get on that soon.

Custom title will probably just be "NYO HO", to be honest.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

It's been changed, just waiting for it to update.

I used this one:



Although I was also tempted by this:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Fiend Computer posted:

Gyro having that grill is 100% my favorite part of his design.

It's so dumb, yet it is also 100% perfect for his character. Of course he has an ostentatious grill with his own name on it. Of course he does.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Stallion Cabana posted:

what, it's not like he'd have someone else's name on his teeth.

Typically if one owns a grill, one doesn't have WORDS engraved on it.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Josuke Higashikata posted:

https://twitter.com/SteelBallJack/status/719086319251501056

No source given from him.
He might upload a translation or whatever though

Owns. DiU is perfectly paced, and cutting anything would just make it feel rushed.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

BaDandy posted:

Speaking of avatars, can someone be kind enough to crop me the only Giorno one that matters aka the panel from the "Taste of a Liar" scene?



Annoyingly, it's right against a panel edge, but this is the best I could get.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge


How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Gang-Star?

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Hell, I'm surprised there wasn't a Gyro before I changed.

Cuz Gyro is the best JoBro.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Moltrey posted:

Naerasa, your anime Hol Horse is good cause he looks like a real fucker there and the text adds a lot

Plus it just makes me remember the joke I'm most proud of.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Amaryllis posted:

I think I'm just going to stay away from the anime thread for the most part, because I keep catching myself wanting not just to talk about the current episode but also to gush about the next cool thing that happens. (I, too, cannot wait for Rohan to destroy a grade school child at rock-paper-scissors.)

e: I know everyone's love for Okuyasu is not actually going to be that confusing for the anime-only people, but I do find it funny to look back on pretty much every character's early appearances in part 4 in light of where they end up.

Yeah, I'm struggling so hard not to be vocally excited about...basically all of part 4.

Imagine how good Highway Star will look animated.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

CJ: You don't like JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

That's fine.

Stop posting here.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

A friend of mine who is new to JoJo's just asked me a fairly innocuous question that totally stumped me.

Does Josuke have the Joestar birthmark? I don't recall it ever being shown, but he'd have to, right?

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

BlitzBlast posted:

Hell if anything, it's important that we never find out who he was. Some random dude decided to ignore his own injuries to help out some complete strangers out of the goodness of his heart. That is far more impactful than Gangster McPompadour helping out some strangers because they reminded him of his past, or because he really liked pushing cars, or some other silly personal reason.

Exactly. It's important he's just some random good samaritan who took it upon himself to help some total strangers.

So Josuke would go on to be inspired to also be the random good samaritan.

Josuke Is A Good Boy.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Josuke Higashikata posted:

Neither DIegO did anything wrong.


Legitimately, unlike memeing that DIO is pure.

:agreed:

Nothing he does is expressly evil. Like, he does ally with Valentine, but before it was obvious Valentine was...Funny. :v:

BaDandy posted:

Like.

Can you imagine him wearing that in all seriousness, though.

I love that, because this is JoJo's, wearing normal clothes is considered unthinkable.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

My least favourite fight is probably Alessi. It's memorable, but it's just kinda dull.

I wish it went the same way the old JoJos fighting game went, where Alessi uses Sethan on Joseph...and it turns him into Pt2 Hamon master Joseph.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

no they will not posted:

this better not have been a veiled criticism of daniel j d'arby or else yours truly is about to get care mad on line

That was an amazing resolution because it comes just about at the time when you're wondering "Does Jotaro ever do anything but brood?"

Then he manages to beat villain stand user JUST by brooding extra hard.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

God loving dammit hurry up Araki I want to read JoJolion.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I'm redecorating my room right now, and have a bunch of shelves with so far nothing on them right now.

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't tempted to get some JoJo's figures to put on it.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

As rad as that is, WOAH not at that price.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Disappointed in the lack of Pt7 figures, although there's apparently a Gyro coming at some point this year.

SORELY tempted by Rohan, though, especially since he comes with Heaven's Door.

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Sometimes you just have to zoom out from being a fan and realize: JoJo's has led us into serious discussion of Jesus Christ's testicles.

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