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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
#makeamericagrapeagain

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Jan 1, 2010

JFairfax posted:



Today I went & stood in front of Trump Tower & held a sign until the police came. Then I went home & wrote Donald a letter. Here it is:

Dear Donald Trump:

You may remember (you do, after all, have a "perfect memory!"), that we met back in November of 1998 in the green room of a talk show where we were both scheduled to appear one afternoon. But just before going on, I was pulled aside by a producer from the show who said that you were "nervous" about being on the set with me. She said you didn't want to be "ripped apart" and you wanted to be reassured I wouldn't "go after you."

"Does he think I'm going to tackle him and put him in a choke hold?" I asked, bewildered.

"No," the producer replied, "he just seems all jittery about you."

"Huh. I've never met the guy. There's no reason for him to be scared," I said. "I really don't know much about him other than he seems to like his name on stuff. I'll talk to him if you want me to."

And so, as you may remember, I did. I went up and introduced myself to you. "The producer says you're worried I might say or do something to you during the show. Hey, no offense, but I barely know who you are. I'm from Michigan. Please don't worry -- we're gonna get along just fine!"

You seemed relieved, then leaned in and said to me, "I just didn't want any trouble out there and I just wanted to make sure that, you know, you and I got along. That you weren't going to pick on me for something ridiculous."

"Pick on" you? I thought, where are we, in 3rd grade? I was struck by how you, a self-described tough guy from Queens, seemed like such a fraidey-cat.

You and I went on to do the show. Nothing untoward happened between us. I didn't pull on your hair, didn't put gum on your seat. "What a wuss," was all I remember thinking as I left the set.

And now, here we are in 2015 and, like many other angry white guys, you are frightened by a bogeyman who is out to get you. That bogeyman, in your mind, are all Muslims. Not just the ones who have killed, but ALL MUSLIMS.

Fortunately, Donald, you and your supporters no longer look like what America actually is today. We are not a country of angry white guys. Here's a statistic that is going to make your hair spin: Eighty-one percent of the electorate who will pick the president next year are either female, people of color, or young people between the ages of 18 and 35. In other words, not you. And not the people who want you leading their country.

So, in desperation and insanity, you call for a ban on all Muslims entering this country. I was raised to believe that we are all each other's brother and sister, regardless of race, creed or color. That means if you want to ban Muslims, you are first going to have to ban me. And everyone else.

We are all Muslim.

Just as we are all Mexican, we are all Catholic and Jewish and white and black and every shade in between. We are all children of God (or nature or whatever you believe in), part of the human family, and nothing you say or do can change that fact one iota. If you don't like living by these American rules, then you need to go to the time-out room in any one of your Towers, sit there, and think about what you've said.

And then leave the rest of us alone so we can elect a real president who is both compassionate and strong -- at least strong enough not to be all whiny and scared of some guy in a ballcap from Michigan sitting next to him on a talk show couch. You're not so tough, Donny, and I'm glad I got to see the real you up close and personal all those years ago.

We are all Muslim. Deal with it.

All my best,
Michael Moore

P.S. I'm asking everyone who reads this letter to go here (http://michaelmoore.com/weareallmuslim), and sign the following statement: "WE ARE ALL MUSLIM" -- and then post a photo of yourself holding a homemade sign saying "WE ARE ALL MUSLIM" on Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram using the hashtag #WeAreAllMuslim. I will post all the photos on my site and send them to you, Mr. Trump. Feel free to join us.

P.P.S. - To sign my statement for #WeAreAllMuslim, go here on my website: http://michaelmoore.com/weareallmuslim
wait...but I'm not muslim? Did someone just turn me INTO A MUSLIM??? IS THIS SHARIA LAW?|??



hope she cracked this kremlin bitch dog's head with her finishing move the Merkel-Raute
that black lab is cool too

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

SurgicalOntologist posted:

I believe spacetoaster's image was a reference to this:

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Pierson posted:



The SpaceX Falcon 9 craft managed to successfully lift off, deliver a payload into orbit, and touch down. People everywhere are basically calling Elon Musk the King of all Cosmos. It's an amazing achievement in rocketry that will make space an order of magnitude cheaper to reach. Like everything else he does though I struggle to put into words the question about who ultimately is going to benefit from his stuff. They say he's going to change the world but how, when what he mainly seems to be selling is or will eventually end up as consumer products of things we already own (cars, power batteries, whatever)?

I'm not trying to sound deep or meaningful, I'm really asking since apparently the "D&D for newbies" thread has vanished somewhere.

I also implicitly distrust anyone whom nerds worship unconditionally but that's probably just be something I need to get over.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Did you know Jesus is a major part of the Bible, you scum?

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Jan 1, 2010

Mr Hootington posted:


Sorry for the poor quality. Phone picture. The ron paul cries. Found in Kissimmee, FL.

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Jan 1, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

Another prominent British ped escapes justice as the case against him is dropped (on account of him dying). Inquiries may continue.
David Bowie???

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Jan 1, 2010

Trivia posted:

And now for a hate take from the Land of the Rising Sun!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHDg_K-3gas

♪~デゥ・ル・デゥ・ル・デゥ・ル・デゥ・ル・デゥ・ル・~ ♪

:japan:

e: Holy poo poo I watched some of her other vids. The Comfort Women Song is ultra classy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q-8FC1fjoA

:chanpop:
scary rear end poo poo

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Hubbardologist posted:



Captions welcome.
"Ah, so THAT'S the cure for AIDS....and it's just made out of these five simple but unexpected ingredients any one could find around their house!"


Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I support Lesbian Secession.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh guys? That's definitely Muammar Gaddafi

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Jan 1, 2010

TheBigAristotle posted:



Some Celtic tattoo that is apparently associated with white pride types on her right hand, too :godwin:

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Jan 1, 2010

mlmp08 posted:

The most disgusting part of this image is the idea of something called "Northeast Ohio"



e: also that awful image crop on the rifle stock.

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Jan 1, 2010

Armani posted:

hey did it on magazine covers for Trayvon. They did it for Osama. They did it to Obama. They did it to Lee Harvey Oswald.
wait, can anyone provide some examples of this for Trayvon/Obama? I don't mean that as a challenge, I'm just curious and wanna see 'em and google didn't provide much. Unless you mean the Economist cover where they like, made Obama alone on a beach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDvG6mByIpU

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
THE DRONE KING DEMANDS ALL INFERIOR BRITISH DRONES BE WIPED FROM HIS PRESENCE.

it is only right.

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Jan 1, 2010
easiest loving choice ever.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I'll gently caress your mom with legal weed


political compromise

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Jan 1, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

I notice that Washington and Oregon aren't on that list, hmm hmm :colbert:


Why would it be going to California though? We've basically got legal recreational weed. For all intents and purposes. laaaaaaame californians. have some PRIDE in that cali kush

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Jan 1, 2010
Help Me, Obama Is Making My Family Watch Porn


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Jan 1, 2010

pillsburysoldier posted:

Universally repulsive sports commentator Clay Travis seems to have started courting the alt-right

https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/768515834285260802
checks out though.

Lockback posted:

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/63Olhfm.jpg[[/timg]

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Die die die die die die
https://mobile.twitter.com/zatchry/status/762055852991713280

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Jan 1, 2010

UP AND ADAM posted:

you die loser

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make it happen pussy :twisted:

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Jan 1, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHYD83-sogE

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Jan 1, 2010
hahahahahahahahaah

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
9/18/85
"I thought that Le Duc Tho had discovered some hidden physical attraction for me. He couldn't keep his hands off me."
--Henry Kissinger revealing a little-known aspect of the Vietnam Peace talks


focus on your center. breathe in. breathe out. find forgiveness in your heart. deep breathe in. deep breathe out. center. center. now imagine them loving.. ;-*

dude in the center is so fuggin jelly

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

TomViolence posted:

Probably not that many, the dumbass accelerationists already have their consolation prize and can gloat about that instead. It's the die-hard Hillmen still sneering away even after their loss that puzzle me.


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Jan 1, 2010


:stare:

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Jan 1, 2010

Wistful of Dollars posted:

Debatable.

Dailymail.jpg


Ugh I need a palate cleanser after this poo poo

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Jan 1, 2010

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Jan 1, 2010

Gio posted:

why are (white) videogame nerds of all people so attracted to reactionary politics?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_mun-2WR0g

e: damnit someone already posted this


Cuz they're the fusion of two fundamentally bankrupt and empty cultures. White culture and gamer/fandom/genre fiction culture
They've got nothing to fall back on and no identities of any value or weight.

It's either that or becoming a juggalo

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
https://twitter.com/Kno/status/854077971820232704
:drat:

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