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It's e-waste you're going to throw away in a year or two for another one because it'll be slow/bad/broken by then who cares

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emoji posted:

As I walk through the valley filled with nerds and gays I take a look at my watch and realize I have AIDS

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Wall Street is apparently disappointed.

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bring on the gigantic ipad pro + stylus

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steve is deeeeeeeeaaaad

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:siren: A dip in apples stock could bring down the market!!:siren:

you know its good because drudge linked it

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'the bad news on apples stock is only beginning'

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Stymie posted:

can't wait to see the new keyboard with kickstandangular support that will be available for the ipad maxi
Can't wait for the unironic ad that features people dancing with it and clicking keyboard cover onto it

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android and ios are pretty indistinguishable anymore in terms of being a gigantic unusable mess, its just that ios has a unified hardware platform

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I guess over half of the people trying apple music quit

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apple's continued slide is gonna own

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Another group actually is testing out a Xenapp infrastructure and I got to test it getting our CATIA and Solidworks licensing working

Like it works, but it's kinda slow/bad

why not just buy a comptuer that can do work and have a mac for pleasure or whatever if you really are braindamaged enough to not be able tof unction without one

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computer parts posted:

does solidworks have an os x client? I know autodesk only just recently started putting their stuff on macs again
No, and as far as I can recall the vast majority of Autodesk's stuff isn't natively available on OSX either

this is bad, but autodesks software is bad too

always bootcamp i guess

edit: looks like only Autocad, and then Maya/Alias/Mudbox are available natively on osx- lol, p much only stuff for people making presentation videos of finished products made by actual engineers

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i hadn't used spotify in a while

top 50 chart for the us is like half "the weeknd" and wow its all terrible even for us top 50

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qirex posted:

I don't think there's ever been a time where terrible-rear end pop music didn't dominate the charts, all the stuff you remember fondly from the past probably wasn't even that commercially successful or was a brief outlier
I'm generally fine with top 50 because my lizard brain likes anything with a good hook and this ain't it

somehow a bieber song is #1 and I thought everyone had completely forgotten about him thats how out of touch i am i guess

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Santas Ainol Elf posted:

and by that I mean they're gonna shut down beats and fire dre

itd be cool to never have to see another pair of those lovely headphones again

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I imagine we'll see some of our CGT/ME folks buying an ipad pro and hte pencil to test it out so i'll get to see them be disappointed in person

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from the 6 on a case is required for it to lay flat

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Stux is nowhere near as good at it then

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The Management posted:

this man dying of cancer is hilariously thin

he'd still be here if he had spent some of his zillions of dollars on actual medicine instead of crystals and diet books

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what about child abandonment jokes

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the new pope owns

they'll never let a Jesuit be pope ever again after him because they just dgaf

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Oh right, I just remembered the watch existed. lol

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Endless Mike posted:

i mean, it is prob the best smartwatch, but tallest midget, etc.

smartwatch havers are stupid

i know maybe 1 person with an applewatch and they like it, but all the people ive met with those anroid ones or a stupid pebble like theirs too

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Athletic Footjob posted:

Apple customers under Steve Jobs:

Intelligent
Tech savvy
Professional

Apple customers under Timmy Cook:

Dim-witted
Naive
Gullible
Tech illiterate
Easily impressionable

Tim really is marketing to and targeting the stupid. Tim Cook's strategy involves delivering purposely crippled products with higher profit margins and relying on marketing and gimmicks to make the sale.
nah it was p much like that before too

neu-apple is more anroid style triangulation and trend chasing

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add ipencil support to the next iphone and make it even bigger

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No, it isn't. :)

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cremnob posted:

Intel is still on track to put its LTE modem chip in Apple’s 2016 iPhones

http://venturebeat.com/2015/09/23/intel-is-still-on-track-to-put-its-lte-modem-chip-in-apples-2016-iphones/

intel's gonna need this low margin modem business when apple puts their x86 chips in the dumpster within 3-5 years

:laugh:

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Last Chance posted:

good tech journalism
what is this you speak of

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cremnob posted:

LOL elon musk interview


he's correct. Also lol @ the watch.

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I hope Apple spends as much of their warchest as possible trying to make a car

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lol @ implying bmws are good

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The ik yospos needs.

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it all looks pretty fail.

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zen death robot posted:

Someone actually ban cremnob ffs

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like all phones look pretty much the same anymore who cares

especially now that the iphone has achieved feature parity with android phones by having a camera wart in addition to bad software

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Puppy Galaxy posted:

loving turn on auto correct, Jesus Christ
That's like intentional. He has literally went back and edited more typos into his posts before.

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consumer cultist

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praise be to smythe

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