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5er
Jun 1, 2000

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mind the walrus posted:

Hard to believe that this and a BMW didn't lay all the pussy he wanted at his feet.

If you can't feel the tryhard-creepy radiating out of that gif, you're eventually going to get killed by a serial murderer.

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5er
Jun 1, 2000

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MageMage posted:

I'd hate to see an "advanced" Asian selfie

In the pearl harbor context, probably full General Toho cosplay.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Were I gambling man, I would put down money that 'anarcho-capitalist' shows up somewhere online as a self-description for this fucker.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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He sounds like the guy from 'fun.' desperately trying to validate a voluntarily shut-in existence.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Meet our Creative Services team!

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Mad Monk posted:

"We call ourselves the freedom hikers"

I cringe every time that loving commercial comes on also those terrible texting McDonald's commercials.

McDonalds, and automobile sales advertisements are chief among reasons I'm so glad I abandoned regular television a decade ago.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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loving McDonalds will never stop advertising like it's a part of a person's identity. Like they're perpetually jealous that their garbage, unhealthy food doesn't have the insular, conceited loyalist fan clubs that automobiles and pedopheliac anime has. But that doesn't stop them from pretending in advertisements, that they do.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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nomadologique posted:

i have never seen a good car commercial. i don't know why or what it is. ya i mean 98% of all commercials are bad, granted, but you'd think that after all these years there would have been one good car commercial. not so.

whoever finally reinvents the car commercial will be a marketing genius and future leader of america.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-ZSQDo_mTE

All you need is the first 90 seconds.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Portland OR has a street downtown named Couch. Except it's pronounced 'cooch'. I can't put that one on loving millenials; people in general seem determined to bolster their fierce regional group identity by butchering the pronunciation of a few things, and then acting indignant with the rest of the world that knows how the language properly works.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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MurderBot posted:

My university has a brony club. lol

Take down the names of the attendees and start a deadpool on who eventually gets busted on what criminal sexual offense.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

never did understand why this guy couldn't get laid. he was objectively good looking. like sure he was weird, but that wouldn't have to come to the surface in the context of your typical college party hook-up.

If you ever see the video, or at least the animated gif clip that this still was taken from, of him trying to drive and wink at the camera at the same time, you'd be filled with so much creepy revulsion and understand rather quickly.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Anton "Big Satan" LaVey had a love child with Luis Guzman?

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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mr. mephistopheles posted:

what the gently caress are you talking about

He was saying an example of pretty rampant vocal fry, isn't vocal fry. *shrug*

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Getting mad about cultural appropriation kinda seems like some well meant but poorly thought out effort to return to Jim Crow policies.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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So, millenial youth coiffure for underwear model quality males is, 'Hitler youth with a dumb / overmanicured beard'. Noted.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Stinky_Pete posted:



Headline writers these days

The gently caress, weren't we just mocking people last year as insipid, for substituting emoticons for punctuation :rolleyes:

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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You just had to break the CWC seal didn't you

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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LegoPirateNinja posted:

i was born a white male tho

How dare you impose gender values on yourself

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Millenial.jpg: On the move!

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Flaggy posted:

Almost but not quite better than Goon Camp..

We've still yet to see dashcon outdone.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Waroduce posted:

didnt tumblr have a get together that was hilarious?

That was dashcon.

That I mentioned like 3 posts before you.

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Jun 1, 2000

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IncredibleIgloo posted:

I am unsure why you would expect everyone to know that an event titled "Dashcon" would be related to Tumblr?

Because it had a thread that was extremely popular in this here forum?

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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This may not be the thread for it, but Three Kingdoms 2010 was loving incredible, and now I have that epic intro music stuck in my head.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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OMFG FURRY posted:



just lol at steve jobs and then They Live poster above it

creative_services_department.jpg

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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DreamShipWrecked posted:

Things people like

-Man buns
-Tinder
-Gyrocopters
-Hover boards
-Soccer?

It's gonna be bigger than [latest thing trending on Facebook]

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

"I don't understand how this works, so I'm just going to keep looking at and talking to Robert Smigel directly."



Oh I'm sure she understood how it worked. She looked like the most infuriated person in the room and was restraining herself to ensure she'd still get on TEEVEE later. But only just barely.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Booblord Zagats posted:

Her and the fat guy in the beanie who never talked were "legit" "triggered" according to Smeigel's interview on Stern the other day. The rest of the kids were just playing it up and having some fun with it

Oh yeah, he looked pissed. It was great!

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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mdm posted:

is milfennial a porn term yet?

It's going to be, in 20 to 30 years likely.

MAYO FETISH posted:

what loving idiotic term are they going to mak efor the next generation?

2000-tendies gen?


Twentytendos

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Jun 1, 2000

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Man Whore posted:

portland is the hottest millenial city I will have you know, I know this because my hipster friend lets me know how amazing portland is everytime I talk to him

Here's how it is easy to spot a real native vs. someone making poo poo up about PDX:


Inzombiac posted:

As a Portland native:
It's a neat city but is MUCH smaller than you'd expect. When the weather is nice I like to walk nearly the whole width of it for fun.

Don't loving move here.

Your actual Portland resident is a vicious, isolationist prick that absolutely discourages any form of migration to the city. Especially if you came from California.

He's right though. Don't loving move here.

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Jun 1, 2000

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Inzombiac posted:

We wouldn't be so pissed if our housing market wasn't going ape poo poo. My GF and I make good money, work full time and would never be able to afford a house without making some blood sacrifice.

Last I checked, our housing vacancy rate was 1.7%. You cannot find a decent place unless you are loaded or willing to commute 2 hours.

During the first couple of years of the housing crash, the banks screwed up their requirements to the effect that many people who could manage to afford the predatory rates couldn't even get preapproval for the currently 'more affordable, less predatory' loan rules. And the bulk of the foreclosure inventory out there immediately went to rental firms bolstering portfolios. Real estate in PDX proper, Washington county at large, is all crooked, hosed up and evil.

So, while a PDX'er will say 'don't move here' because they're all curmudgeony xenophobes, we'll also say 'don't move here' because it's a real estate black hole.

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Jun 1, 2000

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Mr.Pibbleton posted:

I read a couple online articles on it, apparently the kids really liked it and the parents were confused but thought it was ok, I did see some pictures of kids running around wearing masks the furries lent them. Oh and anybody dressed as a griffin got mobbed due to it being a popular monster in Syria and many other Islamic countries. One furry did apologize for trying to crawl through a window with some forties that was housing a family, because the day before it had been a party room.

A clear indication of how little they know.

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Jun 1, 2000

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a starwar betamax posted:

I read this and my vision starts tunnleing like a fighter pilot kamakazi diving into a carrier.

These assholes are going to be in charge over the next 30 to 40 years. Meditate on that.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Zzulu posted:

David Tenant



One of the worlds most sexy men, according to some article

"Whovians" ruin EVERYTHING.

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Jun 1, 2000

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symbolic posted:

it's already too late. she is also obsessed with Supernatural and Sherlock.

Wow, that's like discussing how your sister might be smoking too much pot, and finding out she's also hooked on cocaine and IV heroin.

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