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ronya posted:
Would you, perhaps, say that it is sometimes appropriate to unleash Chang?
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 05:03 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 17:52 |
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The election fuhrerbunker story is giving me serious flashbacks to the Big Sri Lankan Election. Delighted that it looks like Venezuela decided to follow in their footsteps and not throw a coup.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 22:01 |
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My Imaginary GF posted:Excuses. You're clearly able to type --- organize some project proposals, make connections, start an org, and offer him a placement. Step two is a bit of a fucker.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2016 21:48 |
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Hugoon Chavez posted:And suddenly it's raining so loving much in Caracas and Valencia (that I know of) that it's causing severe damages. Maduro is beloved by God or is overusing the monkey's paw Chavez left him in a sealed vault.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2016 20:03 |
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Dapper_Swindler posted:arnt most of those countries in deep poo poo too. especially Nicaragua? I mean gently caress, didnt the circlejerk known as ALBA fall flat on its face. Bolivia is... fine. Probably. Right now. 2020 could be a bit exciting, when Morales' term runs out. We all know how Cuba's doing. Ecuador just got pretty mauled by an earthquake. Other than that, though, it's really gotten its feet under it in the last decade or so. There might be some moderate storms on the international lending horizon, hopefully they won't sell too much of the country to keep the bankers happy. Nicaragua is considerably less fine. None of them really have buckets of money to spend keeping Venezuela afloat.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 21:48 |
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Celexi posted:according to news, there was no bread nor wheat flour nor corn flour today in most of caracas! Balls. Stay safe venegoons.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2016 23:09 |
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My Imaginary GF posted:Christ, you don't loving funnel 100% of a contract to a shell, you take only 3-6% max. Less outright greed means more overall money to take a percentage off of. I can't remember exactly where I heard the anecdote (possibly a Singaporean ), but a good joke: A freshly appointed Nigerian government minister visits a university friend of his in Indonesia, and is impressed by his friend's large mansion and three Cadillacs. "How did you afford this?" "See that road?" says the Indonesian politician, gesturing at the bustling road full of shops just down the way. "Ten percent." Some years later, the Indonesian visits his Nigerian friend, and is stunned by a much larger palace and a garage full of Ferraris. "I never thought you were this rich! What's your secret?" "See that road?" says the Nigerian politician, gesturing at a vast swathe of virgin, undisturbed forest. "One hundred percent."
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 06:50 |
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Demiurge4 posted:I like this one, because it justifies limited corruption. That is, itself, part of the (dark) joke.
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# ¿ May 2, 2016 00:49 |
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Chuck Boone posted:Caracas has only one morgue: Bello Monte. That means that every one of the hundreds of murder victims in the city each month have only one place to go. "Caracas coroner" has to be one of the more hellish and weirdly heroic jobs available that (probably) doesn't carry much risk of personal harm.
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# ¿ May 17, 2016 23:23 |
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themrguy posted:Jesus a loving country in collapsing in real time around us and no-one in the international media seems to care that much. I guess Venezulans are going to be the next big expat community here in the states huh. Yeah, this thread rarely fails to make a knot in my gut.
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# ¿ May 30, 2016 23:23 |
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Constant Hamprince posted:Most economic metrics aren't designed to handle what happens when you run a country as an enormous Forex scam Not gonna lie, there will be people who make their name studying the descent of Venezuela into Mad Max apocalypse. Not me, though, I do road things. Edit: Admittedly there may be money in studying road warriors in near future Venezuela. Goatse James Bond fucked around with this message at 00:29 on May 31, 2016 |
# ¿ May 31, 2016 00:27 |
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Constant Hamprince posted:In comparison to all the real implementations of socialism like Sri Lanka, more or less. Maybe that was more state-capitalist, but it actually worked Pretty Okay as developing country bootstrapping goes.
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# ¿ May 31, 2016 18:55 |
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Best Friends posted:It's Borneo Jimmys all the way down. In an unexpected twist, Borneo Jimmy not only is lying about his nationality, but is actually the only Venezuelan national in the thread.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 00:27 |
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MothraAttack posted:Here's a video of some cameramen getting robbed by colectivos: In broad loving daylight on a running street.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 19:45 |
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I bet the people who ran away felt real silly when the bravest survivors got their daily ration.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2016 21:33 |
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fnox posted:I haven't been able to get some corn flour, sugar and medicines to my grandparents in Margarita because the motherfucking National Guard at customs keep opening the box and taking my poo poo. Man, in a reasonable developing country you'd just package some alcohol and cigarettes too and they'd just take those as the traditional and expected tax.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2016 23:46 |
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fnox posted:Yeah, but of loving food and medicines? No amount of heart medicine will fix the stone cold heart you need to have to steal from an old man. I am trying to laugh because this is one of the more stomach-churning anecdotes in a stomach-churning thread.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2016 01:38 |
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Demiurge4 posted:It's kind of politics 101. If you know that poo poo is about to hit the fan, if you are absolutely certain that it loving will, you don't want to be the one in charge when it does. It's lovely but they probably believe they have a better shot picking up the pieces than they have taking over the house of cards the day before it tumbles and have the PSUV pin it all on them. This level of disaster, though? ...I guess it's plausible, but dang.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2016 07:02 |
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eigenstate posted:(post retracted)
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2016 06:45 |
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Sergg posted:How hosed up is it that they are blocking your signatures to recall a guy who can't even loving spell his own drat name? This is literally Maduro's signature from his Wikipedia page. Mumvuvummvuvmu. Pretty clear to me.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 06:43 |
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Demiurge4 posted:I can see Kerry pushing the referendum and quiet amnesty in return for stable government and financial support. There's no price too high for stability in SA. Vastly preferable to the country burning to the ground, which is arguably starting.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2016 23:54 |
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El Hefe posted:La Guaira port today: Well, fuckballs.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 02:40 |
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Xandu posted:Wonder how the government will spin this Translation of Kerryspeak: we hear your country is in the process of burning to the ground and failed states are annoying to deal with, especially when they aren't on islands (sorry, Haiti). Fake edit: Maduro really is the goddamn worst. At least North Korea goes with "Glorious Leader has so intimidated and impressed the Americans that they are willing to pay tribute."
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 00:54 |
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MysteriousStranger posted:Any foreign aid from the US is either directly from government or a corporation. Even if you get an NGO, that NGO is getting it's money from USAID/US STATE/US DOD or the same corporations. So if you really believe that the US and corporations are bad, then taking any aid from the US is suicidal because there are no sources of aid that aren't directly linked to the intelligence, defense, and corporate entities. Oh yeah, USN loving owns as an aid delivery service. I'm most familiar with their post-natural-disaster work, where they're vital because they can pop up pretty much anywhere on the planet on relatively short notice with metal boxes full of trained personnel, medical supplies, and a reasonable amount of other supplies.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 21:48 |
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El Hefe posted:The government from all these countries voted no to even discussing the possible application of the democratic charter I forgot that some of those were even separate and independent.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2016 02:18 |
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ComradeCosmobot posted:Good luck fnox. Everyone but Borneo Jimmy is rooting for you. I hope it works out well and you can do something to help people who were less fortunate.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 01:21 |
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1) ...Vladimir? 2) Jesus gently caress. Well, maybe it'll be a step up! That wouldn't be hard.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2016 00:10 |
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Hugoon Chavez posted:I'm glad your family got him back Chuck, that's really scary. Not quite like modern Venezuela crimewise, not even during the war, but everyone who I know in Sri Lanka who is reasonably successful is all "yeah, I and/or my family have on-call goon squads available, just in case." Some of which are basically semiprofessional goon squads with multiple clients. Heck, the end of the war probably made it more affordable, what with the military drawdown and resulting labor surplus.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2016 01:14 |
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El Hefe posted:yup That, uh That bridge might not be rated for that load.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2016 01:22 |
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Fuschia tude posted:This is literally the reason soldiers break step when crossing bridges, by the way. Man, I learn new things every day on here.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 22:10 |
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Kurtofan posted:What the gently caress, how long has it been that way? This would be completely hilarious if it weren't a real place with real people.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 22:32 |
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El Hefe posted:Someone tried to steal my front tires and left them barely screwed in and I almost killed myself driving home jfc Criminals these days are wishy washy bunglers. ...Logistically, why would you loosen them all at once? Why not remove one entirely before you start on the second? That way you can at least book it with product if something goes wrong.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 02:50 |
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mobby_6kl posted:To make sure you can actually get them all loose while still on the grouns, I guess. That's how I do it, when changing my wheels of course. Oh duh, that makes sense. I am bad at cars and/or crime. Edit: Hugoon, WHAT THE FUCKBALLS
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 02:35 |
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El Hefe posted:Maduro sent a bunch of armed thugs to greet Capriles in Margarita and people in the airport couldn't get out and were scared shitless... So was this just a "I hope you're not thinking of doing anything cute" show of force or what?
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 17:48 |
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Chuck Boone posted:I went to a presentation yesterday by Daniel Lansberg-Rodriguez, who is an economist and political commentator on Venezuela. He's written pretty extensively on Venezuela (he's been published in the New Yorker and the Atlantic) and he's appeared on CNN and Al Jazeera. Anyway, I picked up a couple of interesting tidbits at this talk: Gotta say, the prison kingpin makes a good point.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2016 21:37 |
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Negrostrike posted:Ask for some air-dropped MRE rations. Better than mangoes everyday and some even have candy (although probably long expired). Gotta say, pretty fitting if we lose a goon to being crushed by a pallet of food.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2016 04:22 |
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Gaj posted:Side note; the postal system in Eastern Europe runs the same way. Whenever we send hand me downs to my cousins or blankets and poo poo we literally use a Ukrainian mob front parcel service. They cost a lot but their warehouses are guarded by only the finest of paid killers. The mail always gets through or else.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2016 22:47 |
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fnox posted:People apparently have 72 hours to convert all of their 100 Bs bills into the new bills, since it's apparently the only bill that is going out of circulation. That, uh, sounds iike an unreasonably short period of time. Why would you do this Is there some horrible yet plausible rationale that I just can't come up with? Are 100bs bills popular with MUD voters who can't get hold of black market USD?
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 01:04 |
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El Hefe posted:$1 is about Bs4500 do the math This did cross my mind. But aren't there people still trying to scrape by on bolivar-denominated salaries? I guess those folks might not have very many bills stashed.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 01:18 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 17:52 |
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Vlex posted:I'm going to be returning to Amazonas for fieldwork and will have downtime in our camp to discuss all and sundry. We try to keep politics off the table though, since we have chavistas and opposition people on our dig crew. Venezuela Megathread: Of Course, I Could Still Die
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 22:45 |