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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AAA DOLFAN posted:

It's true. 90% of the people in boca and boynton are New York Jewish people who are insanely racist to everyone

Try Bradford county. :smith:

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Holy poo poo, the Jags are the Iron Shiek.

They will break Luck's back then humble him the old country way.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Febreeze posted:

I didn't really come up with any of the matches, the Wrestling editor pretty much gave me my choices

Because I never watched wrestling and thought it was stupid

Boo this man.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pinwiz11 posted:

All of you should make sure to watch Lucha Underground when it comes back next week.

(I got back into wrestling last year when I realized that Wrestlemania was only $10 and... I don't regret it but...)

Last year's Wrestlemania was pretty good.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

BTW WWE is pretty loving dumb for scheduling the Royal Rumble on the same day as the Conference Championships

That's the best username I've ever seen.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grittybeard posted:

So nice we used it twice.

Somebody else had it?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grittybeard posted:

Yeah Rap/Football Fuckerman/whatever he was before that was Do Yall Want a Ham way back when. Manas brought it back from the dead a while back.

I know too damned much about this forum, there could be useful information there instead.

I used to lurk, mostly, then I got a decent tablet, and welp.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:ohdear:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
In my opinion, Montana is the GOAT, since back then QBs and WRs got the poo poo kicked out of them. Also, because I hate both Brady and Manning. Why should other teams have good QBs while the Jags never do? You motherfuckers don't deserve good QBs.

Not that I'm bitter.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mel Mudkiper posted:

holy gently caress a jags fan someone quick take a photo before it skitters back into the woods never to be seen again

No one will believe you.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

whypick1 posted:

Brunell wasn't that bad for you guys, right?

Nah, Brunell was pretty good for a while.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

sean10mm posted:

I guess if you wanted to criticize Montana's GOAT case it would be for his durability, but we're talking about an era when defensive players could just re-enact pro wrestling moves for real on quarterbacks whenever they wanted to, so even as a troll that feels kind of like weak bullshit.

Yeah, it's easier to be elite these days, without LT legitimately trying to kill you every down.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pope Mobile posted:

No more new gifs...

He looks like a seventies porn actor.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Silly Burrito posted:

This is what the next Mortal Kombat will be.

Bortle Kombat.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Spoeank posted:

Bortle Kombort

Bort has the best possible name to be the Jags QB.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Just realized Shad Khan has the perfect name for Bortle Kombat. If I wasn't so lazy, I'd do the roster as their BK equivalent.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:allears:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
There is something so off-putting about these mashups. I think it's my brain unconsciously noticing how the proportions are so off from the human norm.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Jagshrimp :unsmith:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Elephanthead posted:

So if the Jags actually use their cap space to hire, I don't know, a quarterback, they might do OK. Is broken first draft pick fixed now? I can't wait for the Colts to start getting owned every year so true fans like me can buy tickets for $5. Oh who am I kidding the AFC South is always going to be a poo poo show of poo poo that the Colts own with a lucky QB draft pick.

What? Bort is fine, we need defense.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

swickles posted:

When I was born, the U had not yet won a championship, but would 7 months later!

All three Florida teams with national championships won them in my lifetime. I am old.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

sam bradford lmao posted:

I was born near the tail end of the Carter Administration lmao

1979 at least has a good song. :unsmith:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The theme song to Greatest American Hero still gets airplay.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Wonder how may times Jerry Rice appears? 3? Less? I bet het he published himself with 7 hours of route running if he did.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

whypick1 posted:

So, when the NFL got back to him about this latest failed test, did they simply say "Urine trouble"? :D

:mad:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I remember the Titans. :smith: AFC needs some more hate, though, between its teams. Maybe when we are all average or better again.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You gotta do one on the Jags cleaning up in the draft... Which may be the only time the phrase has ever been uttered.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Why isn't reddit a forum, so it's readable?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kirios posted:

I also get the "lol SA still exists who pays for forum use anymore" joke from coworkers.

The 10 dollars is exactly the reason why I post here instead of other places. There is literally no more civil NFL discussion forum on the internet than here (That I have found, and I have tried). r/nfl is shitposting dialed to 10 compared to this place.

And no r/jailbait here.

(mods knew)

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Best :10bux: I ever spent



As a man who hates the Gators, like all morally upstanding men, this pleases me. :yaycloud:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

JT Jag posted:

I have mixed feelings about this

Why? You ain't one of them Gators fans who pull for the Jags, are you? :smithcloud:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chilichimp posted:

What? You mean, like... all of them?

Some of us pull for FSU, thanks. :colbert:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

JT Jag posted:

Heck no, I'm an Alabama fan

I did go to the same high school as Tebow one year under him though, and we shared a weightlifting class once (which was all he actually came on campus for, otherwise being homeschooled)

I wish Alabama and FSU would play more. I mean, gently caress, they're pretty close, even. Even if they beat us, it'd still be better than losing to Florida or Miami.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chilichimp posted:

Oooooooh, you mean Buccs fans

My NFC team.

Get on my level of bad teams, scrubs. :colbert:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Dont remind me.


Someone convince Tom Coughlin to come back to replace Gus this year. I love Gus but he just isnt cutting it. Also one Nathaniel Hackett needs to taken out back and shot....Bort's mechanics have gone to poo poo.

I would be ok wth Tom for a few year until he decides to retire.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Does anybody remember which TDP comic had the fans bitching about their team throughout the years, and the modern fan was this really hipster douche?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sour Diesel posted:

i feel no sympathy for people who post in d&d

*hastily puts sleeved mtg deck in plastic officially licensed mtg deck carrying case (core X set)*

hell now that you're back i don't think i want to sit at this table anymore...

Racist

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I used one of your drawings for my avatar, Febreeze, if that's cool.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

God thats glorious. I'm sure he wont mind.

I wanted one that represented this season, and welp.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wasn't Tomsula a pretty decent coordinator? Weird another NFL hasn't picked him up.

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