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Nov 17, 2006


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Nov 17, 2006


I think the rule is you must try not to kill anyone with your car, hth.

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Nov 17, 2006


chitoryu12 posted:

I don't think he's quite that smart or calm. He got so pissed at Bernie Sanders for giving his campaign donation to an HIV and LGBT clinic (to publicly tell Shkreli "I don't want your loving money funding me") he punched a wall and broke his wrist. Right now he's in the middle of a non-stop temper tantrum raging at everyone he can find reason to rage at.


With becoming the most hated man in America, probably not. He actually has a really long history of loving up businesses, lying about inventing pharmaceuticals, and trying to manipulate regulations. His Captain Planet villain shtick is really his legit personality, just 100% shameless greed and abuse of everyone who crosses his path if he can make a dollar off them.

Apparently he faked the wrist break, at least according to that article.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


as far as ways to die go i heard freezing to death isn't too bad after the first 20 minutes or whatever but i couldnt help recalling the scene from final destination

:nws:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aqs5K7m4AA

lol just watched it again

:nms:

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Nov 17, 2006


I still don't understand, is Steam Machine supposed to appeal to people who don't have a computer to play computer games? Because if that's the case then they have to build their game library from scratch. If it's not the case, what's stopping someone from saving like 500$ and just drilling a hole through the ceiling and running an HDMI cable from their computer to their living room? And why aren't they already using a TV to play computer games?

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Nov 17, 2006


Roro posted:

Holy poo poo. The cop that just shoots the motorcycle thief stone cold :stare:

Yeah that is from Brazil and based on other videos I've seen that guy got off light.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


I'm not entirely sure how you can drop into negative numbers. It's not like it can happen with anything else aside from straight up gambling. Even if cash were devalued to nothing incredibly rapidly, it's not like you would owe the government money, you'd just have no cash. I'm sorry if it's a derail, but I don't understand enough about the stock market to see schadenfreude in some guy owing over $100k because of reasons I can't comprehend.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


so its basically the most convoluted way to make money with stocks, got it

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Nov 17, 2006


Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

^^^^ Sweet Jesus. :stare:

Don't know where this rates on the freude-o-meter, but I just really like that the trooper's name is "Roadside."

http://www.wral.com/records-trooper-tried-to-pay-woman-not-to-report-crash/15117539/

that article is retarded because as far as i know, "legal limit" is propaganda to get more people to drive drunk so the state can make more revenue on charging people with dwi

everyone I know who has been stopped by police while driving and took a breathalyzer who blew over 0.000 has been arrested on the spot

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Nov 17, 2006


Uncle Enzo posted:

Commercial BAC limit is .04%, but yeah as long as you're under that (assuming you also can pass some kind of roadside cognitive thing) you are legal.

for the record never submit to a roadside breathalyzer or field sobriety test

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


keep an unopened can of beer in your car and when you get pulled over while drunk, step out of the car, open the can and chug it in front of the cop

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Nov 17, 2006


chitoryu12 posted:

What gives these guys the idea to run halfway across the drat store? Why don't they just pretend to be holding everything normally, wait until a cashier is looking away, and then casually saunter past the exit before sprinting outside?

They are morons.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


yeah dude thats it, human hair is 3.96 inches in diameter so it just barely fit through the bars on the cage

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Nov 17, 2006


WELL U DONT HAVE TO WORRY AS LONG AS UR NOT A CRIMINAL

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Nov 17, 2006


KoRMaK posted:

That blind kid vid had some hosed up backstory that I didn';t bother figuring out but apparently the blind kid was doing something hosed up before hand. So its not a good clean bully gets their come upins story. Kind of like that dude that kicked the kid.

OH OKAY

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Nov 17, 2006


El Jebus posted:

Mind sharing with the rest of class?

nah he didnt bother figuring it out, but it totally happened

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Nov 17, 2006


no she just used the machine incorrectly

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Nov 17, 2006


MisterBibs posted:

My only strong opinion on sex workers is that I will never call em 'sex workers', since the English language has words like "hooker" or "stripper" or "porn massive air quote star endquote".


Feds say they are criminals, so criminals they are. Feds say they are criminals, so banks get a say about being involved with criminals,specifically not wanting to be.

Things like this, you think potential businesses of this ilk would think about before starting said businesses. They didn't, so events like this generate schadenfreude.

bro u need to smoke some weed and chillax

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


ive never so much wanted to see goatse's distended rear end more than right now

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Nov 17, 2006


*bad snipe

JayKay posted:

The real schadenfreude is that I just went searching through Mashable for the article you didn't link to.

i googled the article and it's short and superficial and basically the headline is the article

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Nov 17, 2006


MisterBibs posted:

Going back to traps for a moment, how would you go about killing the animals you catch with a glue trap? Glue traps seem horrific already :(


Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

poignant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzlVhOrt8CU

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Nov 17, 2006



ps they died

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Nov 17, 2006


Ehud posted:

Yeah it gets pretty funny when you get past the first post and other things are revealed in subsequent replies.

with all due respect, no it doesnt

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Nov 17, 2006


ausgoons can correct me if im wrong, but kangaroos fight each other for dominance by choking their rivals to death

ps she died

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Nov 17, 2006


I haven't read any of the details because I'm lazy, but I'm pretty sure that $5m figure is because the Taco Bell dude lost his job when the video surfaced. Not saying he deserves it or anything, but he lost a boat load of money when that video hit youtubes.

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Nov 17, 2006


Indolent Bastard posted:

I never understand this, why do so many people go directly to death threats? Call them any name in the book, but why threaten their lives? The person issuing the threat is almost certainly not going to follow through, but they have committed a crime by making the threat. It's stupid from top to bottom.

they are morons

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Nov 17, 2006


Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Same here. I smoked for 20 years, transitioned to vaping for a month before giving that up completely. Coming up on two years without either.

It really helps that while smoking is cool, vaping makes you look like a complete dumbass.


edit: There's a near zero chance that militia guy was unarmed. Their entire masculinity is built around guns. For a guy like that it'd be like leaving the trailer without his penis.

lol everyone i see smoking looks like they hate it and i wonder if i looked like that too when i smoked. some combination of burning, horrible flavored smoke combined with being outdoors in the freezing cold might have something to do with it

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Nov 17, 2006


So it says the vape explosions happen because the battery overheats. My understanding is this is a huge design flaw not on the company that makes the batteries, but on the company that makes the mechanical battery compartment. It's effectively a metal tube with copper/silver contacts that completes a circuit, and if the battery overheats(the 18650 size battery isn't designed to run by itself without some kind of circuit protector), the compartment becomes a pipe bomb. Such a compartment NEEDS to be able to vent hot gas in case of a battery leak. Anything less is pure negligence on the part of the manufacturer.

*/vape

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Nov 17, 2006


kalstrams posted:

It probably was some dudebro cloudchaser with a tube mode to make artisanal vape tricks at 5 mΩ.

actually it was a 16 year old kid in his car according to the article using a cheap piece of poo poo from china

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Nov 17, 2006


Dillbag posted:

Vaping looks dumb as poo poo to anyone who doesn't vape; you look more like you're trying to summon a horde of rats with a robot's penis than you look like a futuristic bounty hunter; smoke in any form is a dirty-rear end delivery system and can still give you asthma, emphysema and cancer; and to quote someone on this internet comedy forum I don't remember:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF_43fgIH_s
:goonsay:

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Nov 17, 2006


i dont know the last time you bought swishers at a gas station, if ever. the people who buy swishers at the gas station arent in it for the smooth tobacco smoking experience

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Nov 17, 2006


Tiggum posted:

Are you bragging about stealing from a child?

gently caress kids

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Nov 17, 2006


she died

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Nov 17, 2006


lol that chris dude is probably :goonsay: personified

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Nov 17, 2006


TotalLossBrain posted:

This is already a developing conspiracy theory in the FoxNews commenting community. I had to go there to read comments on Scalia's passing.

foxnews for some reason is my go-to news site but i don't see any comments there anymore, is there a secret comment area?

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Nov 17, 2006


I don't know if I've been incredibly lucky or something but of all the cats I've owned they've never smelled bad enough or been dirty enough for me to intervene by giving them a bath.

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Nov 17, 2006


chitoryu12 posted:

Also I made the mistake of looking up what Notch looks like.



he's foreign or something so hes supposed to look like a weirdo

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Nov 17, 2006


Slime posted:

Her mistake was trying to live in SF. I have no idea how that place still manages to exist. I fully expect everyone poor to just move out of there one day, leaving the wealthy scum with nobody at all to work in shops or take away their garbage or drive their ambulances.

According to Star Trek it gets rezoned like 3 years from now and the poor people are actually forced to move there, then they get walled in.

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Nov 17, 2006


PhazonLink posted:

The locations of anicent trees are also kept secret because gov./park/wild life managers dont want dumb people loving around with them.

Or "smart" people like that one grad student.

You must explain this immediately.

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Nov 17, 2006


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