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mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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Jastiger posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjzgbZL12VI

Youtuber videogamedunkey is banned after being super over the top mean to some people on the game over and over again. he claims his popularity should give him exemption from the rules.
"Over 3,000 people die
every year from rage induced strokes
caused by League of Legends"

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mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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Cats are assholes.gif

Is there a cats are assholes tumblr?

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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Nice "Million Dollar Baby" remake at the 0:54 mark...

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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After watching it again, it almost looks like everything was working as intended.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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BouncingBuckyBalls posted:

Also if I remember right you can own a maximum of seven.

One for each orifice. That should be enough. It's just common sense.

Haha, made you count.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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Why does the right end of the branch pass right through the vertical beam of the railing?

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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The "Where in the world is Matt" dance really got weird.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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I always meant to ask – what is that little twang you feel in your chest when you watch someone wipe out hard? Has this weird sensation ever been researched?

For instance, the skateboarder 3:12 at or the cyclist at 4:08 give me a little jolt (for lack of a better term) in my upper body. Curiously enough, it only happens during the first viewing.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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Nitrox posted:

Edit: vidya gaeme scootyfrooty

If anyone follow DOTA, here is a fun one. For those unaware, DOTA is a team game. Instead of capitalizing on a lead, one player starts buying ridiculous poo poo just to troll the opponents. It doesn't go very well. And that hiccup gives the enemy team just enough time to recover and claw their way to victory. Oh, and this was an actual competition match. For money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVt3jhU0xD8

The real schadenfreude is that I am and have been an avid videogamer for well over 35 years now and I don't understand a single thing that was said or done in this video.
:corsair:

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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Subjunctive posted:

Nope, people also very often load Google, type "facebook" into the search box, search, and click the link. I forget what portion of our front-page traffic comes through that, but it was higher than I expected by a fair amount.

My coworker, a pretty apt web developer, always starts Chrome, types "www.google.com" into the omnibar and enters the term he's actually searching for into the google search box that pops up.

I don't know why.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
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Another schadenfreude-waiting-to-happen project:

Norway is planning submerged tunnels.







Yup, can't wait to drive through these scandinavian deathtraps.
I mean, what could possibly go wrong, even without ISIS being around?
Just look at the last image and let your imagination run wild.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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I sometimes wonder why someone thought it was a smart idea in general to have the throttle on a motorbike accelerate if for some reason the bike gets away from you and you try to hold on.

Probably because it would result in clips like this.

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mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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Memento posted:

I love a good ordering gently caress up story.

I used to run a small software development company based in Europe.
We had a fairly popular program that sold for USD 29,00.

A company from the US ordered 3 copies for a total of USD 87,00, payment by wire transfer.

We shipped the licence keys and awaited payment.
A couple of days later a lady from their purchasing department called and said they made a mistake and accidentally wired 87,000 dollars to our account.

I told her not to worry and explained to her that our invoicing software (being from Europe) used commas as decimal separators and dots as thousands separators, so the invoice was 87.00 ("87,00" being the invoice amount) and not 87,000. She insisted they had wired 87,000 dollars.

I logged into our banking account and there was a transaction for 87,000 dollars to our account. :psyduck:

We eventually had the two banks handle the chargeback and eat the fees, since the exchange rate had dropped by 0.02 cents over the weekend, which would have resulted in a loss of $1,740.00 for either party had we tried to straighten it out between ourselves.

That's my schadenfreudy ordering story.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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Andrast posted:

I heard that Hillary eats babies for lunch

Yeah, but dead babies only. There's no crime in that, right?

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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"Oh man, if I pull this off, I will feast like a king!"

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
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Lime Tonics posted:

Drone used to catch a cheat,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiZH5eH5eDw

Isn't technology great?

I think, technically, she's the cocksucker in this scenario though...

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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Eponine posted:

I remember one of these from probably 10 years ago on my hometown radio station. Girl calls in about a several months-long relationship that went badly because she didn't like the guy's dog. They call the guy and give him the ultimatum that the girl gave him: get rid of your dog and we can date. Dude says "gently caress no. I've had this dog for six years and I knew that girl for four months. Me and the dog are a package deal." And hangs up the phone. The girl was devastated that he would choose a dog over her. It was (likely staged), but great.

There is nothing weird about that guy. What's your point? :colbert:

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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AFewBricksShy posted:

That slip completely saved her (his?) life. She would have gotten creamed by that car otherwise.

Good call, I almost missed that.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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Sloober posted:

I can honestly say that anyone that self identifies as a gamer throws immediate red flags about what "issues" are important to them

Haha,one is asking for a refund.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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This looks like it would happen on a daily hourly basis.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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Poor thing...
It got cut out by a forest ranger and is now serving as a warning display for humans (and maybe some really clever animals) to not go out on a frozen river.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
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Give that man a job in the Trump administration. He'd be a very good fit.

If he kept his little filibustering routine up for another 22 hours, his BAC would have been fine.

mcbexx has a new favorite as of 21:14 on Jan 23, 2017

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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Measly Twerp posted:

So basically, it's amazing this horse didn't kill itself?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-fluUQApO8

It choked on the rubber duck two days after the video was made.

Probably. What do I know.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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He's alive, by the way, had to look it up. Poor dude. Severe fractures to skull and chest, but the medics from the ambulance got him to sit up and respond on site. A tire is what, 30-40 pounds? Looks like it's going 25 mph at least. He could have been dead before his head smashed into the sidewalk.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I bet that left a welt.

Nah, a bull's head is very sturdy. No worries.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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gschmidl posted:

My favorite is the guy who carries zip ties, gloves and duct tape for reasons.

Dennis?

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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So he was.. fairly imbalanced?

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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Well, looks like someone is out of multiple jobs tomorrow.

https://twitter.com/David_Leavitt/status/866790014717497345

Screenshot, just in case this piece of poo poo sobers up and deletes the tweet.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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IRS scammer tries to scam the wrong guy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzedMdx6QG4

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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Whoa, almost a nip slip & slide.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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AlmightyBob posted:

Scaramucci got divorced by his wife right before she gave birth because he took a job with Trump only to get fired 10 days later

But wait, THERE'S MORE!

https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/892098367018475520

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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canyoneer posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Um-b4ppNoY
David Letterman asking rude questions about jail/rehab (skip to 1:00 for the good stuff)

The Schadenfreude is that Martha Stewart does not know how to pronounce Worcestersauce.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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ekuNNN posted:





Never gets old :allears:

That's Chris "Crybaby" Cantwell, the Neo-Nazi who was all proud of his beliefs in a Vice documentary filmed at Charlottesville, but posted a youtube of himself crying because he was afraid to get arrested afterwards. He's in jail now :allears:

It gets even better.

Highlights from the article:

  • his lawyer, Elmer Woodward (Cantwell's fourth choice, after three other attorneys turned him down) appears to be a complete nutjob
  • the lawyer "appeared in court wearing an early-1800s-style red waistcoat with gold buttons, bowtie, white muttonchop whiskers, black velcro shoes, and a a 1910s-style straw boater hat."
  • Woodard previously attempted to defend a client accused of sexual assault by a 15-year-old girl by claiming that the man’s sleepwalking caused him to rape her
  • "Woodard objected, claiming that videos of his own client speaking were hearsay evidence."

And it goes on ... do yourself a favour and read the article, that little nazi poo poo's a gift that keeps on giving.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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wrong thread.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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SubponticatePoster posted:

There is always someone next in line, and after VP they start going to members of Congress. If the POTUS/VP are removed at the same time then it goes to Speaker of the House (currently shithead Ryan), then to Pro Tempore of the Senate (currently shithead Hatch) and further on down. I suppose if a meteor struck the Capitol while Trump was giving the State of the Union and wiped out every single serving Rep and Senator we'd be in a bit of a pickle, but mostly from having to replace all those people at once.

e beaten by charts

e 2 I hosed up after SotH/PPT it goes to cabinet members which in this administration is even worse

A man can dream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSyQvrb-caQ

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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Doggles posted:

Disney recently unveiled their animatronic of Donald Trump for their Hall of Presidents.

Disney World Adds Trump Animatronic Figure, But Likeness Is Lacking

https://twitter.com/spotastic/status/943007084697833473

Nah, it's correct. It just post-stroke. (wait for it)

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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BraveUlysses posted:

that link is good cause it had this classic shad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vupgBykQnko

I still meet people whose mind can be blown by this:

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mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

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Watching episode 2 of "Dirty Money" on Netflix and reading on the second screen that Scott Tucker has been sentenced to 16 years in prison and a 1.3 bn (BN!) judgement for the poo poo he and his cronies pulled (predatory payday loans) is the good stuff. The intro of the episode has some repo men pulling his prized racing cars from the property.
Nnnnnnnghhh yeaaaaaaah.

It's even better when you see him comment on the proceedings and not showing the slightest bit of remorse.

Speaking of assholes going to prison, what happened to the Shkreli sentencing?
Has it been delayed? It was scheduled for January 16 IIRC.

Nasser, Tucker, Shkreli ... they always come (or go) in threes. :dance:

Oh, Shkreli is the opener for episode 3.

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