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Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
The movies shouldn't required reading about scenes that were cut or other poo poo to make sense. The above Phasma stuff is a good example of supplementary material that can add depth, but other things like how big the First Order is, how big the Resistance is, what the state of the Republic/galaxy is, how Luke devolved into a total binch, etc. not being shown is lovely movie making.

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Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

Tender Bender posted:

This is all shown in the movie.

"It's a fleet killers, we gotta take it out."

movie leads us to believe that the entire resistance fleet is destroyed during the movie

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

Tender Bender posted:

This is all shown in the movie.

:v: : So I want Rey to meet this old cynical rear end in a top hat that refuses to train her because he has become a nihilist and is unmoved by the peril his friends and family face.

:confused: : So Rey is directed to a different teacher by Luke?

:v: : that would be too disjointed and the story would jump around too much. Let's just say some poo poo happened to Luke.

:confused: : So we should film a series of short scenes to show the progression of Luke teaching Ben Solo and losing him to Snoke?

:v: : what, do I look like some kind of writer/director?

1/10,000 of the duration of the movie spent on showing a single moment of an already transformed Luke about to murder his nephew

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
It isn't about "hard to understand" it is about effectual storytelling.

E: generally, you don't take the same actor and make them play a character with the same name, but be obviously a very different character without showing the audience how they came to change. It doesn't need to be a feature-length film in its own right, but probably could have been addressed in 90 seconds.

We didn't need this for obi-wan or yoda because they were not established characters at the time. And if you go from the standpoint of how they were last depicted in Episode III, they are still very much the same character, unlike TLJ Luke.

Corky Romanovsky fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Jan 8, 2018

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

Tender Bender posted:

I agree that it's a problem with the movie and it should be better fleshed out. I just don't agree that it's as significant a problem as you seem to.

Never let dialogue, acting, pacing, tone, or plot get in the way of enjoying a movie.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
Maybe cloaked vessels are only invisible to typical radar scans an such. The First Order folks would probably have been overconfident that the Resistance is destroyed after vaporizing the ship, and would have missed the shuttles slinking away with the explosion/debris field between them and the First Order.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

Smythe posted:

ship the drat IG-88 movie u fuckers

It could be a 90minute prison break film that largely takes place over the span of 3 seconds.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
"Interesting" is vague and subjective.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
Stopping blaster bolts was dope. Force choke from a distance was done in OT. Mind reading always seemed fuzzy, easier to sense emotions than actual clear thoughts, which is why the simultaneous lightsaber turning worked even on Snoke.

Too bad cool stuff alone doesn't make for a good piece of cinema.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
It was just the blue blaster bolt, which may be different from red or green. Who cares, so long as it is used well. Like a character is tied up to a wall, force user halts it, but gets caught up in a duel and is struggling to concentrate to keep it stopped while fighting.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

Corrosion posted:

The stupid question about "Why a trade dispute?" ignores that the central villain is a guy who comes from Naboo, so where else would it be? The whole fall of the republic having seemingly humble origins just flies right over people's heads.

Ah, yes, the humble Senator coercing an outside force to hold his district hostage, ensuring his constituents die from preventable causes. Very humble. And the outside forces reluctantly attacking, the ensuing battle in which his constituents directly died. So humble.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

Corrosion posted:

You're being pretty stupid if you don't know why "seemingly" is in front of humble.

No, it is the word humble.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

Milky Moor posted:

Weird that Luke doesn't know anything about Kylo's obsession with the saber and that Rey never mentioned it.

He cut himself off from the force.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

gaj70 posted:

Jar Jar is Rey's father, and she confronts him in Episode 9, part 3.

That isn't brought up until Part 3, Subsection E, so we are going to be waiting awhile.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

Corrosion posted:

So you're fine with being openly disingenuous. Cool.

"I'm not disingenuous! I'm not disingenuous!" I continue to insist as I shrink and transform into a kyber crystal.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
"Size matters not."

The effort wouldn't kill you...

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

Unoriginal Name posted:

I mean, anyone except for Snoke.

Who can apparently connect people across a galaxy without them even knowing, to the point of influencing them while training under a Jedi Master.

How? Well, it's a secret.

Luke disconnected himself from the force. He couldn't sense poo poo.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
After having deep, human relationships with R2D2 and C3PO, Luke absconded with some other astromech droid and left it to rot in his sunken x-wing.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
Was the color off at many theaters, or did people actually see blue milk?

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
Maybe these blue milk people (not referencing the nsfw picture) have a native language where the word for green evolved relatively late.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

CelticPredator posted:

Rian Johnson is a nice and humble man, not an smug rear end in a top hat.

:yikes:

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

bushisms.txt posted:

I've been seeing an lot of complaints saying burning the temple was pointless cause Rey has the books. But, she doesn't? Yoda says she holds everything needed, but not that she has the actual texts.

The ones in the drawer on the Millennium Falcon are Chewbacca's hand crafted forgeries.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
I can't remember the details anymore because it was inconsequential: did their skimmers even have guns? Did anyone try firing down the barrel of the super weapon?

The Coen Brothers probably could have salvaged the script.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
Anarchist are conservative?

E: please keep editing and editing and editing, BotL
EE: lol that one of your edits added a "not to mention"
EEE: and then you edited it out, lololol
EEEE: by your logic anarchists are conservative for wanting to return to a previous state of social order

Corky Romanovsky fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Jan 15, 2018

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
Mods, please restrict BravestOfTheLamps from posting in all threads, except threads that BravestOfTheLamps creates.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
Can this thread be about star wars and not a PhD thesis on why this isn't objectively the best movie/story ever?

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
It can be an interesting read, but BotL has a habit of taking poo poo to the extreme, belittling people that are interested in a thing for entertainment purposes which creates a hostile environment and basically silences discussion among people not interested in wrestling with a pit viper.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
*very BotLy voice* Stupidly? You mean heroically!

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
OMG, Leia is Darth Plageus!

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
Expectation: subverted expectations
Status: subverted

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat


Maybe gizmodo reads this thread.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
Rating it as...

A Star Wars Episode N movie: not very good
As a sci-fi film: ok, but easily improved with some minor changes
As cinema: good visuals, some pacing issues, tone issues, music didn't stand out, poor use of screen time, ...

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

galagazombie posted:

Yet the First Order used Snowtrooper armor,

It is a ridiculously bright environment in direct sunlight. That armor has a narrow visor to deal with the light.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
When did they hold Han's funeral, while lifting off of the starting planet or 36 hours later when they lifted off of the last planet?

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
Yeah, in the 5 minutes between Han falling down the bottomless pit and the planet blowing up an A-Wing piloted by Lobot flew down to catch the corpse and escape.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

Tender Bender posted:

The writers have to address this or reveal themselves as dolts, cowards, or worse: Bothan.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

tekz posted:

Just saw this movie, pretty good. I don't get the people complaining about the 'side' mission to get the hacker, since it was clearly the defining and most critical part of the movie?

Like it's apparent at this point that the 'star wars' don't actually matter. Everyone is caught in a loop going back and forth. There’s a republic, which is replaced by the empire, which is replaced by a new republic, which collapses and is replaced by the new empire so they can be plucky rebels again. It's all completely pointless.

del Toro's 'They kill you today, you kill them tomorrow. Whatever' was probably the most profound statement in the movie. His chracter achieved enlightenment and attained nirvana, breaking out of the cycle of rebel and imperial pointlessness.

The only people making forward progress are the ones selling arms to or profiting from these idiots, and I hope the next movies focus on them.

It was a waste of screen time.

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

tekz posted:

Incorrect, it was the only meaningful part of the movie.

If you posit the unique message of that part is "this is just an endless cycle" and it is the only meaningful part of the movie, then I would like to introduce to you a movie that extols a similar message: The Last Jedi

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

euphronius posted:

There is no reliable view of that scene

The minutiae don't matter; Luke dun hosed up. It was poorly done.

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Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

Zoran posted:

I object to the idea that this is kind of thing—moving beyond the old failures and finding the path of the true Jedi—is either novel or clever, because the whole point of Luke's story in the original films is exactly this: he must grow beyond the failed Jedi teachings that led to fascism and turned people like Anakin Skywalker into galactic terrors. Luke's Skywalker bloodline doesn’t actually afford him exceptionally strong magic powers (relative to the other people with that particular talent). He shows no more skill with the Force than, say, Obi-Wan. In the end his potential for defeating the Sith doesn’t have anything at all to do with his genetic gifts. He wins because he shows true compassion and self-sacrifice and in turn inspires those things in his fallen father. He sees beyond the prejudices that make his teachers so certain there is no coming back from the dark side.

Why did they cast Mark Hamill to play this other guy then?

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