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Wrecked Angle posted:I'm doing my part. Feel free to paste this anywhere and everywhere. this is good.
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Be a cool space biker on this cool space bike for $35 and btw click I agree on this new TOS thanks.
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Palisader posted:Wait a minute, okay. I am not always a smart commando, so I could be missing something. But they've released a lovely TOS that has a bit in there about how it applies (I think) to new purchases and anyone who logs into the PU... and then right after have a big sale on a ship that is "reasonably" priced, to the point where even citizens on the fence after the TOS change might be tempted? Your reading of the timing is correct
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Wafflz posted:Except it can't because their broke rear end engine can't do ship modes Yeah, if this space farm tractor bike actually reaches fruition it will probably be missing the second seat.
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Atreiden posted:Why are both guys on the space scooter naked? I don't think I have ever seen concept art, where the artist thought "eh I'll just draw the guys naked" before. Honest answer. It's because they have clip art that has two guys in the pose they needed.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:Sandi watched a Netflix. Just doing some research on prison life to get ready
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Wrecked Angle posted:I'm doing my part. Feel free to paste this anywhere and everywhere. Just wanna let you know you're doing God's work, Commando. o9
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After watching that last ATV I have come to the conclusion. The only thing AAA in Star Citizen is Sandi's cup size.
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Tortolia posted:Just doing some research on prison life to get ready "Pusher"
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I'm just going to keep on this topic because it's nice to have a fresh one regging on the site for us to roast and I'm still catching up with the threadTTerrible posted:Weird how Lazrins point isn't "star citizen is coming out suck it goons" it's now "star citizen might or might not come out but if it doesn't it DEFINITELY wasn't DS or goons that affected that in any way" It's absolutely true, goons or derek did nothing to gently caress over Lazrin or his "investment." That was all Chris Roberts' doing.
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G0RF posted:Around the Verse: The "What the hell is wrong?" Edition Wow you were not kidding... it's like Ben is begging the backers not to murder them all when it goes down the tubes.. 
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I skipped ahead a bit and they're talking about "what a great first pitch that was, for Star Citizen." Hell of a first impression, video.
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I'm not going to watch the rest, I'm just going to assume it's a retrospective of the rise and fall of this idiot scam.
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T.G. Xarbala posted:I mean derek's a decent enough guy and fun to have around, but goons have been making fun of SC for far longer than he has and unlike SC backers, nobody here is around out of some sense of misbegotten loyalty to a slapfight between game dev personalities. Yeah we were fighting amongst ourselves for a really long time before Derek showed up. There was an active contingent of true believers active in Games for the longest time (protected by moderators) that we just mocked from GBS. So no those multiple threads, thousands upon thousands of posts and years never happened, we just sprang into existence not liking Star Citizen because of Derek Smart and feel like we have to protect his interests with forums posts, following his direct commands, for some nebulous purpose that isn't immediately apparent. It's some kind of conspiracy you see because Star Citizen can't be a complete joke that people are making fun of, it has to be some kind of organized resistance working for ulterior motives.
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Colostomy Bag posted:"Pusher" MADS 
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SurfaceDetail posted:So AI subsumption "hopefully by the end of the year". Is this CIGs way of finally saying no SQ42 this year? The dev even said "itll feed into sq42" Yup. I'm getting some fantastic summary info from the "I'm cancelling my subscription" / "Me too" reddit thread...  https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4oexry/around_the_verse_episode_236_june_16_2016/
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Brave 20 post commando on the official forums comparing evil EA to CIG's ToS. https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/332430/2016-tos-update/p20
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Danakir posted:Just wanna let you know you're doing God's work, Commando. o9 Thanks. I didn't like that I had to keep up the pretence that Star Citizen is something which will ever come out and be worth playing but I had that feeling of 'if I can stop just 1 nerd pledging their disability cheque this month then I probably should' while I was making it, which was nice.
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What the loving gently caress is AI subsumtion (sic!)
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Goons ruin everything! On their own! When they're not blindly following Which is always, because they're all just salty asshats. And they're out to ruin everything because they can't create anything nice. So they all gang up and ruin things. By following someone else. Yes. It all makes sense. e: i might be having a stroke
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Colostomy Bag posted:Brave 20 post commando on the official forums comparing evil EA to CIG's ToS. Logic Sol posted:Also, You can't compare CiG's ToS to Origin's. Totally different type of service, with a totally different type of product, which is why they have a very different ToS. Wikipedia posted:Origin is an online gaming, digital distribution and digital rights management (DRM) platform developed by Electronic Arts that allows users to purchase games on the internet for PC and mobile platforms, and download them with the Origin client (formerly EA Download Manager, EA Downloader and EA Link).
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orcinus posted:What the loving gently caress is AI subsumtion (sic!) Adding scripted NPC behaviours to currently static NPCs.
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Since the only reason we mock Star Citizen is Derek Smart I'd like to thank everyone for all the fantastic work we have done here in our hive of villany. Things like - Making the game be years late - Making Chris Roberts endlessly shoot motion capture - Make CIG steal artwork, repeatedly - Make Christ Roberts an amnesiac and completely unfamiliar or able to play his own game - Make CIG have endless concept sales that make no sense - Write a cartoonishly evil TOS and force CIG to use it - Make up a huge list of outrageous promises that will never be delivered and make it look like CIG were the ones doing it - Preparing decades in advance by making Chris Roberts have a proven track record of over promising and under delivering - Make the PU buggy and unplayable - Make any work to the PU be bad, take forever, and solve nothing - Walk back promises and features on the game making CIG look bad - Producing hundreds of hours of embarassing, bad, stammering, idiotic, uninformative, outright misinformation in the form of their videos where we pretend to be them with Mission Impossible level disguises that we then hack and host on CIGs own website These among other things are no fault of CIGs and must somehow relate to Derek Smart. What you think CIG is responsible for all of this? Sheep.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:Since the only reason we mock Star Citizen is Derek Smart I'd like to thank everyone for all the fantastic work we have done here in our hive of villany. yea time for us to all go buy some black cowboy hats because we're villains
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Wrecked Angle posted:Thanks. I didn't like that I had to keep up the pretence that Star Citizen is something which will ever come out and be worth playing but I had that feeling of 'if I can stop just 1 nerd pledging their disability cheque this month then I probably should' while I was making it, which was nice. Yeah, I definitely share that sentiment. I'm here to laugh at CIG and the completely nightmarish clusterfuck they've built around themselves primarily but I can't find anything funny about them scamming people out of their money. That part of it just makes me angry and sad. Their practices are just tailored too carefully to prey on vulnerable people for me to feel any other way.
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quote:Chris really hasn't seen any game since the early nineties has he? This poo poo is in almost every character based game of the last 10 years. And it's not even AI! It's just scripted behaviours. Unless anyone is truly suggesting that there is some sort of 'intelligence' in the background. Like he's actually gonna be thinking 'hmm, that guys glass is empty. Better go fill it up. Be right back, gotta go change the barrel' instead of 'walk to place X, play animation Y, make gesture Zzzz'. Edit for huge loving  that they are just now working on this when Sq42 is due out in less than 6 months!
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I'll be positively shocked if their 'dynamic revolutionary AI' ends up as anything more than a basement bargain version of what was found in Oblivion. If that. (Actually I'm just having a laugh, cause that implies the PU is ever coming out. Silly me.)
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Tippis posted:Adding scripted NPC behaviours to currently static NPCs. Sounds like the patch notes for 2.8.
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Wrecked Angle posted:Chris really hasn't seen any game since the early nineties has he? This poo poo is in almost every character based game of the last 10 years. But you see, in Freelancer, everyone in the fixed-camera bar would stand still until you moused over them, so this whole moving around in the scene has never been done before and will revolutionise PC gaming. Danakir posted:I'll be positively shocked if their 'dynamic revolutionary AI' ends up as anything more than a basement bargain version of what was found in Oblivion. If that. (Actually I'm just having a laugh, cause that implies the PU is ever coming out. Silly me.) I highly doubt it will anything even remotely that complex. Oblivion AI, stupid and broken as it was (most of it was just a lack of “intent” and of memory of previous actions), would actually take in environmental cues and have a fairly decent library of reactions to them depending on the NPC's role and ability. What they're describing here sounds like nothing more than canned animations being semi-randomly triggered. Tippis fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Jun 17, 2016 |
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Wrecked Angle posted:Chris really hasn't seen any game since the early nineties has he? This poo poo is in almost every character based game of the last 10 years. If you listen to the citizens, they literally believe there will be a system checking how much beer is in the barrel and that it will empty depending on how many patrons are in the bar ordering beer. Seriously they believe CiG will invent AI's to govern every single npc's life.
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Lazrin posted:in the words of your leader, thats not how that works Posting from 300 posts ago because gently caress you. You're right, we're irrelevant. Which is why CIG takes down art when we call out that it contains stolen stock images, they banned all discussion of customer service discussions after I posted my e-mail chain (HI SANDI!), they stopped taking questions off of Twitch during RTV, their original text for the Aegis Sabre sale page was Aegis POTATO, they edited RTV after Goons called out Sandi for dropping donuts in front of people on a diet, the word "Goon" is one of the CS labels, Sandi linked to a SA post someone made about suicide during an e-mail chain about refunds, they link external names to CS accounts ("Beer aka Beer4TheBeerGod"), or why they banned me for what I did off-site, told me that was why I was banned, then said it wasn't, then lied about it to the press. Beer4TheBeerGod fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Jun 17, 2016 |
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Atreiden posted:If you listen to the citizens, they literally believe there will be a system checking how much beer is in the barrel and that it will empty depending on how many patrons are in the bar ordering beer. Seriously they believe CiG will invent AI's to govern every single npc's life. And the bar manager will fill out a form to the beer distributor requesting more beer, which then will go through the AI routine of filling out that order and delivering it. JUST LIKE REAL LIFE.
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Around the Verse: Episode 2.36 Jun 16, 2016 THEY ARE STILL SELLING SHIPS IT'S ALL BULLSHIT THERE IS NO GAME
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Excuse you guys but I've heard Star Citizens AI described (of course no documentation, proof or anything else actually exists) as that It will perceive the world around it and react according to it's surroundings. When it realizes it's in a terrible game, well that's basically Skynet.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:Excuse you guys but I've heard Star Citizens AI described (of course no documentation, proof or anything else actually exists) as that It will perceive the world around it and react according to it's surroundings. When it realizes it's in a terrible game, well that's basically Skynet. All AI upon spawning take a look around and just pull out their plagiarized pistol and blast themselves in the head, but due to the games poo poo netcode they don't register as hits 
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Posting from 300 posts ago because gently caress you. holy smokes double 
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Lazrin posted:why the gently caress would you think anyone at all would respond to smart? We are so irrelevant that you felt the need to pay  just to tell us exactly how irrelevant we are.Then again, you're an SC shill, intelligence is not your strongest attribute. e: gently caress, beaten worse than SC at E3 MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Jun 17, 2016 |
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'Yes, you'll be able to have a full on conversation with every single one of the 9 million NPCs in the game to learn their life story, likes and dislikes and future plans. If you take a particular liking to one of the NPCs you'll be able to offer them a job on board your ship, take them alongside you on missions and even romance them which could lead to your characters getting married. But then the arguments will start. You'll leave the space toilet seat up and tempers will flare, you'll get drunk and then use your grabby hands to smack the bitch about a bit. You'll apologise profusely in the morning but it's too late, it's over. The love of your life is gone and the only time you'll get to share with her from now on is in the space court while you go over the divorce settlement. You'll argue that you already owned the Connie way before you met her but the judgement of the court is final, she's awarded all but your most lowly jpegs. Why must art imitate life so well?'
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