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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Why?

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Where are his socials I can't find his socials

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Gravitas Shortfall posted:

drat that's a rough chuckle

Educate my dumb rear end please?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Jesus wept.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Everyone forward this to five belgians

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Dameius posted:

Moon god??

Mod goon.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Fantastic Foreskin posted:

Bruges is a lovely place to lie about, get drunk, and eat fries.
Agreed. Under no circumstance tell the truth about Bruges. :cheers:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Yeah I always thought it was a twerp?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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It's just verbiage.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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The goatman finally farted huh

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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The symbol on the right depicts a sad bear.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Breetai posted:

Kirk Johnson's fame is predicated on the enormous strain of stretching it out, and stretching it out implies the presence of elasticity. To imply a soft hiss rather than a thunderous trumpeting is to deny him his valour.

Besides, an exercised muscle is a strong muscle. He could instantly guillotine any one of you with a single flick of his rectum.

The fart of the goat man is a deafening whistle.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSOjoC668hs

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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The forums user previously known as bike tory now holds that title.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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FFT posted:

wasn't "voiceless anal fricative" in a thread title for a while?

/e: nvm it was probably from a meme but voiceless anal fricative took it as a username

What is it to become meme?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Fantastic.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Outrail posted:

Day 58:
Supplies running short.
One entry, one exit, and yet we remain hopelessly lost in this simpleton's labyrinth of the damned.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Is that when you read out porn ads?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Tree Bucket posted:

ratt le off tro cha ic verse

Still doesn't fit the meter goddamn you people

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Gravitas Shortfall posted:

sHuT uP NerDs yOu caN sTrESs wHaTevEr sYlLAbleSs YoU WAn't lmao

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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I had forgotten about this. This owns. Click it.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Lol gottem

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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I could give you context (but you don't need context) so click through for context.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Yeah I suppose they do?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Gets hosed up on milk and passes out in a coma for 364 days straight

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Wow, two things are old. I can't belive it...

Three things are old???

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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He gets 6 hours of straight vodka and krokodil, poor sod

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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I imagine this as physics exam. If the goatman farted a chandelier, what velocity would it have on impact?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Now could a bot do this :goatsecx:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Please.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Funky See Funky Do posted:

Ok that's enough podcasts for you for a while.

Click through for the funniest probe I've seen all week

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Carthag Tuek posted:

lets run / this poo poo / into / ground // [distress call; sir can you

It's the ground, you idiot

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Elissimpark posted:

I thicc therefore I am.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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The op is funny in itself, but the reply is choice

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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FoolyCharged posted:

Alas! Poor Yorick! I knew him, Hor...

Whoops. Wrong skull. Who the hell is this guy? Pumaman? Numaman? Bah, just some peasant nobodies heard of.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Baron von Eevl posted:

A friend of mine played with Copeland once, he was a tremendous rear end in a top hat.

Imma read this as has and be happy with that

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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I. M. Gei posted:

The cows eat the grass to make the gas from their rear end

Cool Dad posted:

That's amore

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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1stGear posted:

Context: another Boeing whistleblower has died.

Laserjet 4P posted:

Agent (7)47

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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Steige mein schweine vader

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

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freeedr posted:

So there I am getting closer and closer to the checkpoint. I have what feels like a kilo of horse in my colon. I know it’s irrational but I feel like the agent is going to immediately stare up my rear end in a top hat like the eyepiece of a telescope and when he sees what’s up there he’s going to tear me in half asscheeks-first like a tray of dinner rolls. As I get closer I see the guy in more detail. He looks like a pile of sausages stood up all together and put on a human costume from Spirit Halloween. He couldn’t be more disinterested in anything else ever than he is in his job right now. He wouldn’t care if the Bahamian throuple behind me started having a dickslapping competition in the lounge area. I’m up to bat. I show him my paper. He hands it back and I walk through like I have no cares in the world. No rear end splitting occurs.


e: wrong app

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