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JacquelineDempsey posted:A couple years ago, I did a few months stint in jail. I gave a friend my SA password so she could print out this thread and mail it to me, to make me chuckle and keep my sanity intact. So, yeah, I'm a bit biased on this subject. Also, thanks to everyone posting, your humorous posts/edits kept me me sane during that arduous experience
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 04:22 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 05:28 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Horseplay always leads to roughhousing.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 02:54 |
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Splizwarf posted:A fanny pack.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 04:39 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I'm personally hoping we get a dystopian ciderpunk future, where viscious cider-gangs fight for control of the distilleries, and the only currency worth anything is the nuAPPPLE. wayfinder posted:It was official. The Test had sorted me not into the Planters, Faction of my mother, my brother. Nor even the Brewers, like Elgis, whose green eyes were watching me from inside the bustle of his new friends. The glass I had received contained not the core of the Collectors, nor the stem of the Gardeners. It was empty.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 02:22 |
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I Am Crake posted:So at first we took screenshots of video and captioned them. Now that absolutely ridiculous trend has gotten to the point where we turn those pictures in to full length WEBM's without audio. Reminds me of watching my grandmother lose her sense of self and dignity through Alzheimers.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2016 02:43 |
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Random Stranger posted:Sure, he says pomegranates are good for you, but just eat a couple of seeds and *bam* everything is covered with snow for months.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 16:44 |
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china bot posted:A friend of a friend posted on Facebook that IMDb finally included her proper star sign, so I had to investigate further: Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:If I had to be around someone like that, I'd kill myself too.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 04:54 |
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Rosalind posted:I want to hire someone to dress up as a Disney Princess and sing to my cat at his birthday party. Yes I am serious. I just really like the mental image of a Disney Princess singing to my cat. I had a ton of friends and friends of friends offer to do so especially because I said I would be willing to pay for such a performance (I didn't specify any amounts yet) and also he's a pretty popular cat in my social circle. At his birthday party last year we raised enough money to fund all the medical expenses for 2 cats at the Humane Society and the year before that over 50 people attended his party. NESguerilla posted:For the amount of money you are willing to pay you could see a mental health professional for a whole hour.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2016 05:58 |
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FlyinPingu posted:ghostbusters hate thread OP on the prices of the new ghostbusters action figures How do you get angry about the prices of toys you don't want based on a film you don't like?
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2016 11:47 |
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Darth123123 posted:There is a plot line to doom? It's in a text file in the game directory. You're one of a group of space marines sent to a research facility on one of the moons Mars that's been out of contact. You disobeyed orders or something and got left behind with just a pistol while the others went inside. Turns out demons have come through the teleporters the base has been researching, all the other marines die and it's up to you to kill all the demons and prevent the invasion.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2016 02:20 |
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lfield posted:Did you know that the Star Wars prequels are actually the story of oppressed slave battle droids rising up against their masters? Improbable Lobster posted:On the other hand it's ridiculous for a thread about a pop sci-fi movie on an internet comedy website to have 48 mentions of Marx or Marxism on a single page
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 08:04 |
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Alaois posted:raise your standards for what is considered fun Some people find things fun that you don't enjoy (but which do not negatively affect you in any way). For some reason this bothers you. Is that about the size of it?
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 09:54 |
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:no it doesn't you loving nerds, the droids are controlled by those racist-chinese-stereotype alien guys and at no time do they ever rise up against them. The guys from the first film who don't show up at all in the rest of the trilogy? I watched those films when they came out and never since, but weren't the droid separatists and the trade federation two entirely separate groups both secretly being influenced by Palpatine? You could be right, I don't claim to have any kind of in-depth knowledge of the films, but the impression I got was that everyone thought Grievous was absolutely in charge of the droids and they were a distinct group fighting for independence from the republic. The trade federation blockading Naboo was a whole separate thing.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 13:37 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:There are no "droid separatists" wtf are you talking about Tiggum Sham bam bamina! posted:The droids are remote-controlled, which is the entire basis of Episode I's ending. Lunchmeat Larry posted:I'm not getting any results when I google this
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 14:04 |
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That's a funny post, but you know that SMG's interpretation isn't invalid, right? It's just incredibly unpopular. There's a difference.Sham bam bamina! posted:You're imagining all of it! The battle droids had no agency in any of those movies; they were never a "faction". That was the whole point. hackbunny posted:Cyborgs, they were cyborgs. The Techno Union. They manufacture the bigger battle droids (those with the wrist gun and no neck) and they made Grievous's (and Vader's) cybernetic rig. Together with the Intergalactic Banking Clan, the Trade Federation and the insect people who designed the Death Star, whatever they're called, they form the separatist movement. They show up in a short scene in Attack of the Clones and then again in Revenge of the Sith when Sidious sends Vader to purge them. I feel sorry for them because they were the "bad guys" and very memorable but they barely were in the movies hackbunny posted:No, god, the Gungans are routed and taken prisoner. The battle is won by the Naboo space fighters who manage to destroy the droids' remote control, thanks to skilled young Force-sensitive pilot Anakin Skywalker. Ugggh
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 16:53 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Maybe you just have a lovely memory. It's a possibility.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 17:01 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:Literally everything you've suggested happens in the prequels does not. Look up a summary or rewatch them (no don't) or something because you have invented at least one new movie entirely out of your imagination. Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:This is fine. Let it continue. Let the entire forum become SMG arguing with SMG.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 18:33 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:"hmm, maybe A Goofy Movie was secretly about molestation", in response to a joke post, thrown into a bullheaded multiquote, is loving peak Tiggum I didn't say that at all. I said it's not an invalid interpretation (because there is no such thing).
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 07:10 |
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Alaois posted:okay then, i interpret your posts as white supremacist rantings
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 08:26 |
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Geniasis posted:If there is no evidence in the text, it's invalid. Meaning is created not just by an individual text but by its context and the assumptions that the reader brings to it. An interpretation isn't invalid just because the reader made different assumptions or saw the text in a different context to you.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2016 14:09 |
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WeAreTheRomans posted:I do recall a comic where Magneto pulled the hemoglobin out of some schmucks blood, but I think they've toned that down now because that was just too ridiculous a power (and of course the iron in hemoglobin is non-ferromagnetic) Light Gun Man posted:Magnetism is kind of one of the major forces of the universe though so it's appropriate in that sense. An intelligent mutant with control of Gravity would be similarly very powerful too. Comstar posted:It makes me annoyed to think he dosn't use electricity in equal measure. Nuebot posted:He can but it makes him tired apparently. Presumably electricity is also Storm's thing and it's just unfair to steal her job. BioEnchanted posted:Storm: "Do you know what happens to a mutant who infringes my copyright?"
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 05:20 |
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Outrail posted:I don't know where 'pupper' came from but the word makes me irrationally mad for some reason. "Pupper" is fine in text, but you can't say it in real life because it sounds too much like "papa". "Doggo" is the best to say aloud.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 04:15 |
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Decrepus posted:[AMA]
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 02:48 |
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Regarding the game RimWorld:Leal posted:And hey, something that is driving me crazy my current game is the three male colonists constantly flirting with the single female colonist, getting a mood drop, then doing it again an hour later to get another mood drop which stacks. So I figured ok, I'll have her stay up at night and go to sleep in the day so the three men, 2 of which is almost 3 times as old as her and the other being 4 times, would stop trying to make moves on the nudist lesbian 19 year old. Except they still try making moves on her when she is asleep! Apparently I got loving goons as my colonists, I'm having to make her room on the other side of the base, move the workshops I had her using over to there and seperating the colony between the three elder goons and the single young woman so the men stop going on food binges (I guess they really are goons) and poo poo because they keep getting rebuffed every 2 minutes. Leal posted:So uh, hey given a recent article this is actually how the game is programmed. I'm not going to go into the dumbass gender politics Tynan and his weird rear end name put into the romance system, just that because men consider all women age 20 to the age of themselves attractive older men will incessantly hit on females. Funnily enough, the best way to get around the stupid romance system causing mental breaks is to have a bunch of elderly women and young men because men don't want anyone 15 years older then them and women don't want anyone younger then them.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2016 06:18 |
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Helena Handbasket posted:Does anybody have that one about a girl that's raised in squalor by super terrible parents and she sort of parents her siblings by default, and as an adult she gets in a relationship with a manchild and lives in misery and squalor and procreates with him and perpetuates the cycle? I feel like the last line is "you're the mommy now, kid" or words to that effect but googling that is not a productive move. It was so drat incisive and on point. Found it by googling "something awful hither thither and yon". WHEEZY KISS A DUDE posted:This is where you are wrong, I'm afraid.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2016 09:02 |
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TheWeepingHorse posted:Chopsticks are very normal kitchen equipment. I'm Jewish, and we always had a bunch lying around, for when you're eating rice dishes, or if you need to do stuff like flip frying things. Why would you use chopsticks instead of an egg flipper? Or even a fork? Anything with a flat surface to slide underneath the thing you're turning would be better than chopsticks.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2016 03:13 |
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:"Why would anyone do a thing that I, personally, don't do??" — Tiggum.txt I asked a question and someone answered it. How do you find out other people's opinions and reasons for things?
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2016 09:15 |
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:your questions are usually rhetorical A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:I hope that this blunt statement helps you absorb the exact thing my previous post should have imparted through humor and context, even though past experience has told me this is unlikely.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2016 15:31 |
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:Oh, my mistake, then you were seriously asking why people would use an extremely common utensil suited to grab and manipulate pieces of food to grab and manipulate pieces of food, when other options (the ones you use) exist Grassy Knowles posted:You answered it. In the same post you posed the question. That's about as clear as rear end in a top hat rhetorical questions get. yeah I eat rear end posted:I think the more important question is why Tiggum thinks a spatula is called an "egg flipper".
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2016 05:04 |
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Panic! at Nabisco posted:What was that quote asking what Xzibit would exhibit at an Xzibit exhibit? I know it ended in "exquisite." Searched this and the last quotes thread and nothing came up. I don't know what thread it came from originally.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 10:56 |
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Syd Midnight posted:I guess modding is kinda like policing or political office in that the people who want to do it the most are people who should not be given that much authority under any circumstances, but the best people for the job don't like having to do it, so petty tyrants and psychopaths tend to outnumber the Cincinnatus types
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 05:10 |
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Calaveron posted:But humans can both love unlike cold robots and have never ever followed the sacred laws of robotics Tasteful Dickpic posted:That's my favorite CAPTCHA. "To prove you are not a robot, injure a human, or through inaction allow a human to come to harm."
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2016 03:26 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Goons trying to Weird Al an entire Beatles song around World of Warcraft is almost always universally unbearable. So, indistinguishable from Weird Al then?
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2016 03:56 |
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Grandito posted:I'm looking for a post that was most likely from the forums about a couple getting a horse that replaces the husband and makes him live in the stable. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Unknown posted:That horse mocks you. Do you hear the neighing? More like naying! That horse says no to you. The horse is the man of the house. You are the horse. Clop clop! Trot about to your dingy office, little horsey. Your wife kisses her husband-horse when you can't see. And then again when you can. She buys it shoes, finer than any you'll own. Its metal feet crush your soul. "This horse is now man!" it exclaims. "I am defeated!" you cry. The horse has beat you. Soon you'll be in the stall, eating dry, bland grasses, while the majestic Horseband ferries your wife about town. "Oh!" the city folk shall say as they drop to their knees as their muscles fail them at the sight of such a couple. "The horse is such a man!" they weep as they tear out their eyes, knowing they'll never see such beauty again. Your wife and the HorseGod shall laugh and eat gold together. Ha ha! And your tears shall be blood as you shrivel and turn to dust, forgotten in that stall outside the city where the HORSE is now Emperor Of All and Lover Of One. The citizens will genuflect before the great beast, paying whatever tithe the Hoofed One demands, be it of coin or flesh. The people will rejoice to do so, as their Great and Benevolent Equine shall make their crops plenty, and their lives ever long. The rotten stall shall collapse on your worm-eaten bones, and none shall remember a whit about you. Except the UrHorse, the original horse, who shall shed no tear, but blink in bitter recollection of that brief time he had to endure you.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 03:03 |
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Yous.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 09:41 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:It's stuff contained with in bread so it's a sandwich. Just like calzones, perogies, and fruit pies. Pies are made of pastry, not bread.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 03:49 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:I once read this feminist thing about how women are socially trained to always apologize for their own existence, basically. I just thought, good, that's halfway to everyone doing that.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 03:35 |
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Democratic Pirate posted:I recently went to the grocery store to pick up some supplies for oyakodon since I wanted to try something new and the serious eats recipe seemed really easy. The recipe calls for 1 cup of dashi, and says you can use hondashi to make it. While at the store I missed the fact that hondashi is stock that you add to water to make dashi, so I bought 4 containers of hondashi to fill up a measuring cup as per the recipe. I realized my error when I got back home, and promptly hid the receipt + containers from my wife so I don't have to explain why I just bought $20 worth of fish stock that is used a teaspoon at a time.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 08:02 |
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Sixto Lezcano posted:Is that a racist grandma name for Telephone or something?
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 02:53 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 05:28 |
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Danger-Pumpkin posted:I really like the nice-guy mafia man you play as. He has so much heart, and is clearly a nice and benevolent figure, thrust into a violent world which he is at odds with. This is evident in how he spared not only Frank's family, but Frank as well, and also in how he absolutely obliterated that housekeeper's skull with a baseball bat. That's integrity, and honor: the sort of thing you only see in a classy professional criminal organization, like the mafia.
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