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Karma Monkey posted:They also travel with the Renaissance Festival troupes in the summer months to provide the rubbery half-cooked turkey legs to all the Milords and Miladies. HUZZAH! 13Pandora13 posted:Every time I see these they look and smell like ham. Karma Monkey posted:Well, I'm sure the look/smell is a lot worse when they wrestle those corsets off.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2015 19:39 |
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Mans posted:I need two quotes. WET BUTT posted:Dr Stigma: We're going to have to amputate your arm you stupid idiot retard Bareback Rodeo posted:About three months ago I bought a pizza from the local supermarket and decided that eating it in the park over the road might be nice for a change of scenery, so I walked over there and sat down at a bench. At the next one over, there was a group of teenagers drinking and smoking and having a quiet chat.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 03:44 |
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MariusLecter posted:is it gauche to post a quote from a thread I made? no but remember that one time someone posted their own quote to the quote thread? it was a few threads back, it owned
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 21:06 |
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mr.capps posted:That doesn't make any sense, because its more humiliating for the pee pee guy then the pee'd guy often harder on the urinator
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 04:28 |
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Hogge Wild posted:im gay i'm gay cuckold cuck cuckservative lol at that last one, first time seeing it
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 16:20 |
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manyak posted:when you were young you thought sex was just this thing where you go naked, whatever else. well, eventually you grow up and you realize part of it is about hurting them. you choke them and stuff which even though it seems bad actually adds to the good feeling you get when you cum. so its not a big deal. no they will not posted:generally kids have fairly naive ideas about sex and the world, ie that pain is bad and pleasure is good. however, part of maturation involves learning about "coin theory" - the fact that pain and pleasure are actually two sides of the same coin
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 05:22 |
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Okay, this is incredible.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 15:50 |
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Whiz Palace posted:Can someone please kill the joke by explaining it to me thanks This person is talking to their parents, and every time they're having a self-imposed problem their parents start singing 90s rock.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2016 22:14 |
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Wedemeyer posted:A New Bully is the worst star wars movie imo. I was wondering if Jon Pop was the short black man who is convinced that this prevents him from every single joy in life. So I looked it up in the SAclopedia, and I was right! It's worth a read, apparently people are still updating it now and again. http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2572 That poo poo seems like some FYAD posting. Also, is he seriously 5'9? That is literally just the average height of black men in the U.S.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 08:18 |
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In honor of the new thread title. Click at your own risk.Crip Killa posted:With all this talk about Trans rights and bathroom segregation I decided to do my part to break down the walls. I was hanging out around downtown and decided to use the women's bathroom.
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 01:50 |
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This post is QI as gently caress. Also, they're not wrong.
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# ¿ May 30, 2016 06:43 |
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The Schwa posted:does anyone have that quote about Waluigi? No idea what you're talking about, but I have this.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 15:07 |
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I remember seeing that a few months ago and being stunned at how perfectly it summed up that whole movement.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2016 00:55 |
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:SMG's rap sheet is wonderful quote:OH MY GOD. gently caress!!!!!!!ghtful post and I hope you continue to make them in the future. Cheers. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours. no they will not no they will not trapped mouse has a new favorite as of 21:22 on Aug 29, 2016 |
# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 21:19 |
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Trump Toxx ThreadBoosted_C5 posted:Patriot James O'Keefe revealed today what we all knew to be true - it is in fact the Democrats who are not only committing property and personal violence against Trump supporters, but also instigating violence at Trump events as well. Captain_Maclaine posted:MOD NOTE texasmed posted:boosted wasnt inciting violence you loving idiot. he said to defend yourself if you get attacked which any american is free to do without fear of legal repercussion. Leper's Coloney posted:PROBATION 10/17/16 09:44pm texasmed He's coming right for us!! User loses posting privileges for 1 week. zen death robot zen death robot
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 05:12 |
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:Finally, whale lice are crustaceans and are specific to whale species (and even gender), so don't worry about one latching on if you swim in the ocean. Unless you're a porpoise or something. Data Graham posted:I think a lot of us claim to be
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 03:49 |
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quote:That horse mocks you. Do you hear the neighing? More like naying! That horse says no to you. The horse is the man of the house. You are the horse. Clop clop! Trot about to your dingy office, little horsey. Your wife kisses her husband-horse when you can't see. And then again when you can. She buys it shoes, finer than any you'll own. Its metal feet crush your soul. "This horse is now man!" it exclaims. "I am defeated!" you cry. The horse has beat you. Soon you'll be in the stall, eating dry, bland grasses, while the majestic Horseband ferries your wife about town. "Oh!" the city folk shall say as they drop to their knees as their muscles fail them at the sight of such a couple. "The horse is such a man!" they weep as they tear out their eyes, knowing they'll never see such beauty again. Your wife and the HorseGod shall laugh and eat gold together. Ha ha! And your tears shall be blood as you shrivel and turn to dust, forgotten in that stall outside the city where the HORSE is now Emperor Of All and Lover Of One. The citizens will genuflect before the great beast, paying whatever tithe the Hoofed One demands, be it of coin or flesh. The people will rejoice to do so, as their Great and Benevolent Equine shall make their crops plenty, and their lives ever long. The rotten stall shall collapse on your worm-eaten bones, and none shall remember a whit about you. Except the UrHorse, the original horse, who shall shed no tear, but blink in bitter recollection of that brief time he had to endure you.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 17:37 |
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I had no idea what this was about, so I looked it up and Sweet burn though.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 16:33 |
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https://twitter.com/EJGomez/status/568226261274722304
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 20:44 |
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Hahahaha
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 17:47 |
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theflyingorc posted:look to your left, now to your right Comptroll The Forums posted:probably the guy on the far right
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 19:19 |
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Chichevache posted:I am 100% shocked and disbeliefed. I want to see the alternative photo. He used to be obese, he lost weight. I'm not just guessing, he mentioned that as well.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 05:23 |
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ha ha ha. i mean wouldn't the car always win
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 06:16 |
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are goon attention spans so low that quotes longer than 4 paragraphs require banning
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 23:14 |
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Goa Tse-tung posted:variation on a classic: I honestly can't decide if r/relationships is the worst thread, or the best thread. It's just so constantly a shitshow and certain posters are so predictable. The derails are far far longer than any of the content from reddit. But I can't look away
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 12:20 |
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Subjunctive posted:That wasn't even r/r! oh my god
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 12:34 |
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Regrettable posted:Yep, a goon overdosed and died in a theater, if I remember correctly. Absurd Alhazred posted:A theatrical release from the forums.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 15:45 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Leave it to a lobster to boil over. Honestly, Improbable Lobster's quote goes much better with your avatar.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 02:52 |
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Somfin posted:Man that's one of those faces that looks okay on first glance and then on second glance you realise that every single part of its construction is wrong RFC2324 posted:Turn on your monitor
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 23:37 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Pick about to go down another spiral of mental collapse? ...Another? I wasn't aware the first one had ended.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 19:46 |
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loving nice
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 12:38 |
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Sapozhnik posted:quoting fishmech I'm pretty sure that's not a fishmesh original, as far as I know this is the original source: http://brainstatic.tumblr.com/post/162558774045/scene-a-nervous-looking-older-man-meets-with-a
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 00:03 |
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Reminds me of this classic:
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 22:55 |
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 03:53 |
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hahahaha
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 01:37 |
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Syd Midnight posted:Page 8 of this honeypot well i didn't know i was going on this particular ride today Cubone posted:me (thinking): heh. it's amazing how easy it is to get goons to overshare. even after all the years of helldumping all it takes is one question about something they don't normally get to talk about.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2017 00:06 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:I kind of want to play a game where the hero is carnie trailer trash, though then again we already had No More Heroes, where the protagonist is almost certainly a goon.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 00:08 |
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literally that open pointing comic by matt bors also what thread is that from
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 18:39 |
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Ariong posted:Got a request. I remember earlier this year someone did one of those jokes where the punchline is a link that goes to the profile page of whatever account youre logged into. So like, Everybody knows that this idiot is the worst poster on the forums. If I click the link it goes to my profile, if you click it you get yours. I love when this happens because it's always someone who barely even posts, and thinks that their few posts a month somehow gained them notoriety and infamy. I wonder if someone tried pulling this off during the burst of new users from the DanganRonpa paywall. Would have worked like a charm.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2017 07:57 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 23:53 |
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For those of us who don't read vampire fiction, what's the story behind this? Didn't find anything quickly googling it.
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