The Dark Id posted:

Mans posted:

I swear there's an entire saga of the thirty five fags operating in Somalia and being shot down by Somali pirates in air balloons.

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

The female Kremlings are apparently designed by someone who has no idea what a female Kremling would look like. The idea of introducing gendered identities to normally non-gendered alligators so often treats the familiar as inherently masculine. Female Kremlings are painted hot yellow and granted the enlarged, fluttery swords so often used to distinguish women from men in lazily drawn cartoons. "Look at that cutlass," declares Diddy and he gets a look at one of the ladykremlings' rear end. In one scene, the game even eroticises

ImpAtom posted:

Can we maybe move away from the discussing of crying raped children in the funny pictures thread?

SomeJazzyRat posted:

Edit: Wrong thread, mobile won't delete posts.

axleblaze posted:

...wait, you can delete posts???

GonSmithe posted:

There would be no Star Wars thread if I could delete posts.

Nastyman posted:

Good Christ in heaven there is no way I'm reading all of that, but it started out sperging about dnd and ended with a twelve dicked wookie so that's seems about par for the course.

freeedr posted:

I don't get that joke that the thread title is based on.

PBS Newshour posted:

Is there such thing as a catchy hanson song?

FactsAreUseless posted:

They have an entire section of the website for user-submitted stories about making GBS threads yourself, and it's a different part of the website from the section where people talk about farting so hard they poo poo themselves.

Guy Mann posted:

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

they confused hashtags with scare quotes.

many johnnys posted:

I have no idea who mr bibs is

sweeperbravo posted:

hahahahahhaha wtf

PenguinKnight posted:

The Lego Movie is about a kid who explicitly goes against his father's wishes and touches his stuff, and then when he's found out and told no he keeps doing it against his father's wishes and eventually the father cedes and "enjoys" it and then everyone is happy because the kid forced the issue and now his father is open-minded and not a prude. Basically, it's a rape metaphor where we're supposed to cheer for the rapist.

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See this is why outside people make fun of us.

Silhouette posted:

http://i.imgur.com/f87xfWU.gifv

p.d0t posted:

sorry to get preachy, but really, they game just presents you with ideas, as does all forms of media. the messages or influences you choose to embrace from them are more a reflection of yourself than anything, IMHO.

cwapface posted:

There is no real distinction between good and bad. Just perception. But I think I get what you're saying.

Giedroyc posted:

playing the game is a lot more fun than posting angrily about it.

Quest For Glory II posted:

i want picross 3d 2

Natron posted:

This leak is confirmed by my sources. Also, the NX moniker isn't actually the name, but the suffix for the device. "Nintendonx" is the name of Nintendo's revolutionary new device, pronounced "nin-ten-donks".

I had an artist(me) collaborate with this VERIFIED source to create a rendering of the new system. This is *exactly* how it will look, minus a few differences in colour schemes, obviously.



Edit: Correct Quote

Solice Kirsk posted:

Wait, did pew die pie die?

RyokoTK posted:

They're getting irritated because putting utensils in food photog isn't loving cultural appropriation, it's for composition.

steinrokkan posted:

Clinton was like Edward, a distant, cold and uncaring vampire who is in an abusive relationship with an impressionable, obsessive and dumb young girl (hint: America). The relationship is built literally on nothing except some aesthetic ideal that Edward represents to Bella America. In fact Edward keeps abandoning her for long periods of times, and only appears occasionally for short periods of time (hint: election) when their relationship appears to evolve into something more meaningful, but then he always leaves her again, supposedly for her own good but realistically for his own selfish reasons, often to carouse with billionaire vampire elders, as all the other vampires seem to function reasonably well around America, and Edward is the only one who is an awkward sperglord with the personality of a dead rabbit (vampires eat dead rabbits, so this is a joke for you Twilightheads). The other vampires are alternative Democratic nominees, such as Bernie Sanders, represented by Alice Cullen, who has the incredible psychic power of predicting the future through perfect empathy with all living creatures (Bernie Sanders used this power to summon a bird of peace to his rally) - Sanders predicts the upcoming class battle between the establishment (represented by a thinly disguised ripped-off World of Darkness Ventrue clan in the books) and the disenfranchised proletariat of all the other characters on the frozen surface of a lake - this is a metaphor for the precarious state of the world in face of the climate change.

Trump is like Jacob, an unlikable, self-obsessed hothead with an attitude issue and a shallow physical lust for America, which he tries to feebly rationalize in his platitudes to her. He is the opposite of Edward, while Edward would keep America hanging for extended periods of time, only appearing at strategic junctures to temporarily reinforce his relationship with America, Jacob is basically a stalker, who appears downright pathetic and seems to do his more harm than good to his chances with America with his constant attempts to talk her into leaving Edward for good and becoming his girlfriend instead. However, much like Trump, Jacob reveals that he has several trumps up his sleeve - first, he becomes a vampire, thus reversing the powerplay between him and Edward, whose frail physique makes him seem weak, and reminds one of a sufferer of some disease, perhaps even consumption (or pneumonia!), second, he represents the interests of the citizens of America (his Native American tribesmen) against the arrogant, violent newcomers (the aristocratic, yet bloodthirsty Anglo-Saxon vampires who are intruders in Jacob's land). It doesn't need to be mentioned that this is a striking parallel to the Trump platform of protecting the territorial and demographic integrity of his country against a legion of rapists and terrorists.

Now, in the books Bella chooses Edward over Jacob, but therein lies the real genius of Stephenie Meyer. Remember that the books were written during the Obama presidency - Bella here represents the naive America wowed by the Obama campaign, surrendering herself to his charms, even though it in effect means that the first sight that ignited her love would put her under the sell of Obama's natural follower, the uncharismatic, selfish Hillary (Obama is the side of Edward that made Bella fall in love with him, Hillary is the side that makes her relationship with him abusive and unsustainable). However, by doing so this America turns into yet another lifeless vampire. Now our gaze must turn towards Bella's newborn child, the product of her unholy bond with Edward (establishment Democrats), though which America itself was seemingly turned into a domain of ivory tower elites with no place for the common man. But Renesme, the child, has in fact warm blood coursing through her veins, she is the future of America, not Bella, and Jacob Trump sees it, he imprints on the newborn, and thus is symbolically described the dynamic of this election - the aging coalition of people who elected Obama is too lifeless, too disenchanted to really effect the world outside the circles of Establishment vampires, even though they are nominally bound to Democrats through marriage to Hillary Cullen, there is no life in them that could stop their descent into irrelevance. But they gave life to a new political being, Renesme, which is an antithesis of its parents, you can imagine her as all the expunged, abandoned life force of Bella / America coalescing into a new form, a fertile soil to be tilled by Trump - Jacob and his lustful, energetic, albeit naive and brutish way.

Thermos H Christ posted:

Anil Dasharez0ne posted:

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https://twitter.com/weeaboo/status/825463179232866305

ravenkult posted:

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Grandmother of Five posted:

Curious about the post that he is talking about being an unfair ban. Got that one, too?

There used to be a PYF probation/ban thread. Not sure if it got closed because of drama, or if it just died. Might be worth a re-boot.

Brother Friendship posted:

*Maddow MOANS AND STAGGERS unto stage, poo poo dripping off her clothes, she raises an ENCRUSTED VHS with both hands.*

*With a SMUG GRIN Maddow yells into the camera, PISS SPUTTERING from her mouth*

"The PISS TAPE is real, just as THE ORB promised, the Wise and Beautiful ELDER ORB, Who I now serve in a state of UTTER BLISS. "

*THE PISS does not cease to flow from Maddow's body as she KISSES THE TAPE repeatedly, the electric equipment sparking before catching fire. Much of the staff SCREACH AS THEY PERISH in the ensuing firestorm as tears of joy drop from Maddow's NOW BLEEDING EYES.*

"The PISS TAPE is real.." *she WHISPERS SEXUALLY to the VHS tape as the flames MELT THE SKIN off her flesh.*

"And THE ORB has chosen ME."

*Maddow laughs as the building COLLAPSES ON TOP OF HER and silences the SCREAMS OF THE DYING*

JesustheDarkLord posted:

Smeagol?