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Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
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rule not with an iron fist, but with a guiding hand, as one tends a bonsai tree full of tiny people shouting "im gay" all through the day and night
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- cyberia
- Jun 24, 2011
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Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
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gently caress you.
You wake up to her with blood running and bubbling out her mouth making moaning sounds that will haunt you forever. You do chest compressions hearing bones crack and blood squirting out her loving nostrils until the EMTS show up pulling you off her. Oh, and you had to run and unlock the door so they could get in when they show up. And always wonder if those 30 seconds you spent doing that made a difference. You be unable to fall asleep except for exhaustion because every time you close your eyes you see the blood. THEN you can say PTSD from my fiancé dying in front of my eyes is not real.
I hope you die painfully slow and all alone. You gently caress.
I bet that's the only time you made her squirt
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Feb 15, 2016 23:31
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- cyberia
- Jun 24, 2011
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Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
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We appreciate the input, but at this time we aren't able to use your suggestion to "stab the homeless". We will contact you in the future if we decide to use your idea.
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Feb 24, 2016 02:09
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- cyberia
- Jun 24, 2011
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Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
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Mods, please, I implore you.
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Jul 26, 2016 03:00
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- cyberia
- Jun 24, 2011
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Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
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It's gonna be real slow at work today, gotta figure out what I can pull off with 3 action figures and a bat'leth letter opener.
laserghost posted:
Most of the ISIS videos, probably
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Oct 11, 2016 08:41
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- cyberia
- Jun 24, 2011
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Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
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From the China thread in GBS
What? Nipples don't really get a lot of sunlight so I don't think the class signifiers of whether you get vitamin D or not from manual labor apply to goddamn nipples. Christ.
e: whoops, wrong thread for friendly nicknames for nipples.
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- cyberia
- Jun 24, 2011
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Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
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This is embarrassing to admit but I don't know how lesbian sex works.
Tears In A Vial posted:
Picture two original glazed krispy kreme doughnuts going in opposite directions around the large hadron collider.
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- cyberia
- Jun 24, 2011
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Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
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Jesus, dude. Stop letting them egg flip you on...
C'mon, it was right there.
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