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# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 12:48

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 01:01

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Which reminds me:
When the last time someone invoked the hat rule?

# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 15:35

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I mean the time before this one.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 15:51

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Tasteful Dickpic posted:

He's certainly Rubenesque, although that's more of a Baroque painter.

Also must have ate a lot of reubens.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 13:30

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Shbobdb posted:

Dragonfly

Wanna meet the person who's 24h on -DragonFLY.

So I can lay flowers on their grave.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 03:19

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^^nice.

The MSJ posted:

I hope his father does not hover around him, telling producers they should hire Max. John Landis is the last person you want to be a helicopter parent.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2016 12:22

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The MSJ posted:

The Sims 4's sex mod ( link) is more extensive than I thought.

Schubalts posted:

So could Sims literally gently caress themselves to death because they won't stop to eat?

FutonForensic posted:

I've had it with the wild conjecture. I'm taking matters into my own hands.

...

Sonic and the Mario Bros., under one roof! Olympics are over, and already everyone's out of shape.

Sonic and Mario agreed to a friendly competition

to who could first buttslam the other to death.

Luigi agreed to be judge, observing for purely professional reasons.

Mario was in awe of Sonic's power and control, and gained new respect for his old rival.

Sonic was less impressed.

Luigi was the first one to piss himself, because he's Luigi.

Then he fell asleep on the job.

Then he died. He didn't even collapse or anything so grand, he just immediately poofed into an urn.

Ol' Jumpman was too focused on the game to notice.

At this point I waited for Sonic and Mario to die in the middle of their animation, but all their meters reached zero and--

--they were still alive. I ordered the Anal Sex to stop, hoping that they would immediately drop dead when they got off the bed.

Nothing happened. They didn't starve, pass out, or piss themselves. They had hosed past the threshold of death.

Death meant nothing to them now, but neither did life. The only thing that was left was a hollow, pointless existence. Sonic turned to Mario and cried, "Kiss me, you're beautiful! These are truly the last days."

They held hands, and they fell into it, like a daydream or a fever.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 19:47

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RyokoTK posted:

There is definitely a point in one's life when this becomes true. A nice looking comfy-rear end blanket deserves a chest to sit in when it's summer and you don't need it.

That point is probably the same point when spending $50 on extremely comfortable socks seems like a genuinely good and responsible use of your money.

The day I learnt the value of a good blanket was the day I was born :colbert:

.

Yet still i fail to see the point of a nice blanket chest vs. A nice cupboard.

For me nice, ornate cupboard would win every time.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 21:47

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Only because lowtax forcibly plugged your conciousness into SA.

I hear its part of the adminning terms.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 13:29

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Air pump penis kid grew so fast

# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 13:44

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Jedit posted:

I still don't like reading quotes from TCC. "Use heroin responsibly" is not a phrase anyone should ever use, and I think a lot of people here laugh at them because the alternative is tears.

See the trick is that people are going to smoke drugs and drink hookers anyways so the objective becomes to reduce arms.

Or at least get them to know what theyre getting into, instead of shouting "NO DRIGS" into the void like it would help peoples arms grow back.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 17:14

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Jeza posted:

Never record your secret kinks where posterity can find them, folks.

I have so much to say about this but whatever I say will not be funny enough to do it justice.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 14:27

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FOUL NEGROMANCERS

# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 17:57

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We have deep reductions on furniture to spice up your lebensraum

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 13:58

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Well excuse me i have a screenplay to send to disney.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 18:49

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Powaqoatse posted:

real cheese doesnt stick like that, there's no such phase in the cheese universe. it pretty much goes from completely solid directly to completely liquid. def wont hold shape and preserve color separation like that

Yaint had much 'real cheese' i figure.

Its Raclette cheese, cheese specifically made to do this sort of stuff.

# ¿ May 12, 2017 19:06

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Oh im sure well all Comtè an agreement

# ¿ May 14, 2017 00:05

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Hikikomori is the japanese term for a extreme shut-in.

(Though as far as japanese puns go its incredibly poo poo tier)

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# ¿ May 14, 2017 08:57

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syscall girl posted:

I'd also like to see that, even though I'm not really familiar with it at all. However I think Kirk (and later Smythe) had the best genital mutilation posts

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3459842

kirk one there

smythe idk even the search terms

Lol at that thread

Then lol the Switch

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 14:52

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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Sounds like we need a digital hitler???

Change
Into digital Hitlers
To
Save the digital
REICH

# ¿ Aug 12, 2017 17:41

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Olive Garden tonight! posted:

I'm not sure how Avshalom has managed to not be re-permabanned but I'm okay with it

Secret Service dont have time for personal visits any more.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2017 22:22

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Malachite_Dragon posted:

I will play Barkley when I am good and drat ready. The more people yell at me to play it, the further it gets pushed down the To Play list. I will get to it when I am ready to, and not before.

dont play it

# ¿ Oct 1, 2017 13:05

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Malachite_Dragon posted:

Scarlet fever

That sounds like a bangin trip

# ¿ Dec 22, 2017 20:46

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 01:01

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Whwn do you not need to take potshots at modern capitalism

Never mind that a straight adaptation of Flintstones in the 10s would have not been read by anyone.

# ¿ May 26, 2020 21:49

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