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Milo and POTUS posted:Yeah I read it right on the first try I can’t even fuckin read 
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My seventh grade enemy was invulnerable because his mom loved being called a big fat slut and we all respected her choices
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Wait, you aren’t my therapist
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A bunch of redneck tradmasc posturing right-wing dickheads was talking about whatever dumb poo poo one time on the sidelines of my nephew’s football game and when a wasp landed on a nearby chair every single one of them practically poo poo his pants running away. We were in the middle of a heavily-trafficked turf field and not near a wasp nest. So I picked up the wasp and carried it to the flowers at the edge of the field
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Captain Hygiene posted:Isn't that wasps and hornets? I thought they were the ones that could do multiple attacks like an rear end in a top hat, but bees commit suicide by stinger. That’s honeybees
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External Organs posted:George: I jumped into a hole in my front yard and emerged 5 minutes later, like a newborn baby, from another hole right next to Yankee stadium. Right next to Steinbrenner's parking spot!
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Karate Bastard posted:Was just about to post Please don’t
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Karate Bastard posted:What are you vaping osmiumtetrachlorocyanide? Solar plasma
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When I flash someone they rate me A+
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pipebomb posted:Buyer: BeanBandit Bustin a gut over here. This goon paid real money for DVDs
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I've seen a bull run head first into an anvil. A goddamn anvil the bullfighter was hiding behind the red cape, and the bull was stunned but otherwise fine.
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Carthag Tuek posted:
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Evilreaver posted:
That last one sounds good but I’m still not going back onto YouTube after they served me nazi-level anti-trans propaganda ads
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I’m not going back onto youtube, ads blocked or not, because I’m not helping them get any numbers that they sell that adspace with. I know one person out of hundreds of millions makes zero difference, but it’s the principle. I’m kind of an internet shut-in anyway. I don’t use any social media except this site. I haven’t even seen most of the big sites on the internet like Reddit or TikTok or instagram. I really don’t need youtube either. YouTube would have to ban all the hateful ads outright and come out with massive political action to the left and an apology for platforming dogshit before I would go back.
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And I’m aware that the odds youtube would do all those things I said are slightly lower than the odds of the sun growing a 93 million-mile-long human tongue that reaches down through the atmosphere and slurps my waiting rear end in a top hat as I sleep
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ChubbyChecker posted:uncover your rear end and let it hang over the bed and the monster will do it Whoa whoa whoa not falling for that one again
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The other two arms were reabsorbed and converted into rear end cheeks.
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I have never learned things and I’m not going to start
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“Gurps game” what the gently caress haha
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Jezza of OZPOS posted:https://twitter.com/JamColley/status/1750107803212243044?t=J5Aa4c0vUIBwXtZsGpdL0A&s=19 OwlFancier posted:I'm imagining the rivets popping out of it and spewing whistling steam from the joints. SyNack Sassimov posted:so you're saying it IS just whistlin' dick,see? more in thread
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I love baking, but it doesn’t cause me tumescence
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Flipperwaldt posted:This one is still going. I've not seen a counterexample going back further than April 2002 yet, whenever it comes up. This is the one I was going to say. Have it bookmarked
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lmao if you haven’t dominoed your dong
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It was orphan torcher
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I was also slapped with that goon’s body parts
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I never used the buttons nor talked about them because I’m not a fuckin narc
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To be honest I don’t think he should have murdered two people at all e: well if he had killed a couple of dictators or klansmen or something, sure
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Gotta remember the main deal with OJ is the extremely dumb and racist LAPD tried to frame a guilty man God this is a dumb loving fully legitimate fact. This world is so stupid
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I know Marie from Verviers. Hi, Marie!
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Baron von Eevl posted:A tuba has a mouthpiece and requires embouchure, you can't just take the bell from a tuba and breathe into it with your mouth wide open and expect to hear Sousa I don’t know; I bet he’d have something to say about it
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Goons are bad at using the ninja turtle thing too. Only the last two syllables go on the bottom row.
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loving finally someone did it right
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TBLALV posted:The TMNT parody made me laugh so that's all that matters For the last time, porn parodies are not the only things that matter
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My hard-on will go on
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I glue my balls to other people’s asses. Always a hit at the Christmas party
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In AD 2101 war was beginning
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