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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
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Thats Arts and Crafts Homeless Tony Romo

Edit: jesus, its uncanny

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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Male Tears posted:

Just trying to enjoy some memes on Facebook and this person (pink hair) makes a 100+ comment thread on one of them to defend her racist posts.


Austin Powers Voice: That's a man, baby

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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I'm really glad I graduated high school in 2002 instead of 2012.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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Birb Katter posted:

Counterpoint, this is just Linkin Park 2.0

Yeah, but I didn't own a webcam or smartphone, or depend on facebook and instagram for my self esteem

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
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In less than a decade, we completely inverted the process of maturity and self-worth, finally and functionally outsourcing our emotional development to strangers on the internet.

What I'm saying is, "get off my lawn." I'm the A/U/G

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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Hats are like Rascal Scooters. The problem is the people rocking them under the age of 80.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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Thats a slutty little Weeble-Wobble.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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Non Serviam posted:

To be fair, the title is deceptive. He is saying that it's unfair that gay marriage is legal while his hosed up poly marriage isn't.

You say it like there is such thing as a non-hosed up polygamous marriage.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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Comrade Koba posted:

For some reason there's almost always huge goddamn overlap between socially dysfunctional nerdlords and practitioners of polygamy/polyamory.

It's because it takes an oil tanker's worth of insecurity, emotional dysfunction, and awkwardness to override 150,000 of genetic protection and propagation conditioning.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW8BDgLpZkI&feature=youtu.be

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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Deified Data posted:

Which one's the AUG?

Can't imagine getting so butthurt over something you have to write more than a sentence or two in response.

Everyone has their hot button issue. Ask Cash Crab about trash can lids with latches on them.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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DorkusMalorkus posted:

I found this picture to sum things up nicely

He was 36 when this picture was taken. Like Jesus Christ dude, it's ok to grow up and wear big boy clothes eventually.


To his credit, nobody else is doing "Middle School, 1994" chic, really.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

He's being held in lieu of bond. His trial will be January 2016.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
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I presume the mountains (along with other 'clues') mean this is Utah.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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bradzilla posted:

No wonder she's with you. :smug:

:thejoke:

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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Telemaze posted:

How is everyone around that person not desperately begging them to seek mental health care? And I'm not talking about the gender thing either, I'm talking about that pretending to be a 6-year-old poo poo. It's so creepy.

Now I know why the caged waifu screams.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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Leofish posted:

My wife woke up to this on Twitter, apropos of nothing.



She could not hit the block key fast enough. Also she burned her phone.
Awkward, ugly, and gross. The trifecta.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
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If this bothers you, you're the "wrong kind of person."

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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Cosima posted:

Sorry this is relatable for you. Divorce is always an option.

You choose to see "omg misogyny" instead of "fun family joke." Sorry thats relatable for you.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Cosima posted:

Lol you're the one who mentioned misogyny, I just thought it was a crappy joke about a bad marriage. But if this is your style there is a new Adam Sandler movie out you might like.


Then we aren't talking about the same thing.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
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Nope. Not playing.


blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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Thank God I was reading my tablet in portrait mode. God bless you, sweet "back" button.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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Birb Katter posted:

Wow, you have an app that lets you see his arse too? And you used it?

Thank you, for filling my imagination with a world where every tablet has a button that shows you a person's butt.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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Those look like the spawn of a GBS contest thread to come up with fake chapter titles for a MRA book.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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Fathis Munk posted:

Time to post the guy loving his tied up twilight sparkle plush again I guess.

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/VNolqv8.jpg

Its the links we do not click that haunt us the most.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
http://imgur.com/gallery/pNH9stU

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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Nothing piques my fascination with human degeneracy like this poo poo does. Its like their brains, conditioned by millions of years of evolution to seek out and maintain healthy environs, to procreate, to interact and socialize, has instead forgone all basic human needs, and spends every waking thought screaming to be pulled from their bodies into another world.

Edit: I also wonder is it really escapism? Or has their brain painted over their dungeon life and video gaming to 'feel' like really living?

blarzgh has a new favorite as of 16:32 on Jan 5, 2016

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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I think you're giving 'societal pressure' a little too much credit. I doubt the parents living above those dungeons are doctors and engineers.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
DUMP











My first favorite.


The only reason I can believe this is real is because my friends and I did the exact same thing to this poor kid, on a girl's AOL instant messenger account, back in like '99.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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That wall-goblin had a genius business plan, though.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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twistedmentat posted:

Fursona comparison meme]

Can whichever DSM we're on go ahead and classify this poo poo as a mental illness, already?

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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Mans posted:

I dunno, 4chan has a lot of really broken people that let themselves be used in a really special way that's above Jerry Springer

Example: Don't worry, he knows

http://imgur.com/gallery/7hwxI1s

this one, i believe, is actually fake.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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Circuitjerky posted:

No one is judging a picture of a thin girl eating pizza in her underwear about their brainpower or inner beauty, it's about looks. The majority of people simply don't want to see an obese person half naked eating pizza. It isn't a pretty sight. I'm fat and I don't want to see myself eating pizza half naked and know most people don't either. If I posted a picture I wouldn't be surprised about all of the negative comments about it because I know I'm gross comparitivly.

But don't you see? You're entitled to change other people's opinions, and overwrite half a billion years of evolutionary selection because of how they make you feel.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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cool kids inc. posted:

I feel like this is too good to not have been posted already, but going back several pages, and quick searches bring up nothing. For your viewing pleasure:

I Can't Dance (I don't give a gently caress)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCNh5qH9w6w

I love this, thank you.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Well, to be fair, putting the (D) in is what usually causes a scandal.

Hey-o!

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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So, im following: you people are care-mongering about and getting triggered by a cartoon from Japan?

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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LingcodKilla posted:

I get triggered every time I see a post about Japan.
Then I see my avatar and that triggers a care post about the evils about anime.
Seeing my post about my post triggers me again and I have to respond about the horrible influence of anime.
Noticing my post about my post in response to my post ....

The horror...!

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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goose fleet posted:

"Tumblr: before and after"

Tumblr turns you into Drew Carey?

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

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neonbregna posted:

Goons give me some sick pick ups to drop on this cutie.

paste the "Who is John Gault." thing in her messages.

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