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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Bloodfart McCoy posted:



Those hips don't lie.

WTF is going on here? Between the freakishly huge nipples and wasp waist I don't know what to make of this.

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Woodenlung posted:

This lovely lady yelled at me in El Nido one day. She had seen my camera and seemed to want to pose for photographs in her stall.




I get the sense that she's missing many, if all of her upper teeth based on her face.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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:barf:

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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I noticed that unfortunate looking people almost always have a lazy eye (or two) to top it off. Its like the walleyed cherries on top of the aug sundae.

People have posted this person before in aug threads. Isn't she disabled with some developmental disability?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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BigglesSWE posted:

The official Sonic The Hedgehog corporate Twitter is pretty awesome. It retweets such gems as these:





I wonder what Christian Chandler has to say about this. The arms!

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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I don't get how people that get this fat seem to out of their way to do everything to make the rest of their appearance as unflattering as possible. Have they just completely given up on the idea that maybe they can dress and stand in a way that makes them look better? Or maybe that's what they believe they are doing in photos like this?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Clochette posted:

I assume they store it in piss jugs for a few weeks before they accumulate enough for a bath.

That explains the weirdos that are saving piss in jars!

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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:psyduck:

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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bleughmacaroni posted:

Could you please tell me what's going on in that pic since you seem to understand it. I'm staring at it but I have no idea what is what.

I think the guy lost a lot of weight and has a lot of extra skin. A lot of fat people surprisingly lack rear end, so the skin where the back fat was kind of sags down like a melted chocolate bar.

EDIT: Also, those above-the-crack divots I think are the little gap between the back of your pelvis and tailbone. But I know that people that have had pilonidal cysts removed also divot scar, located in the same area.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Seems pretty AUG to me. Apparently the first picture was actually taken in 2007, but what's jarring to me is that the second picture has her in her early twenties, when to me she looks much older. First pic was when she was 16, second was when she was 23. Her husband is pretty goony looking, too.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Yeah. Here's some more:





Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Master Twig posted:

That's just sad, because if you look at her, she could look pretty good very easily. Weight aside, better frames on her glasses, more fashionable clothing and longer hair and she would look way better. It's like she's trying to make herself look as bad as possible.

I agree. It's like some women want to go out of their way to look like Heidi from the Drew Carrey show. I don't get the appeal of women that get these really short, close haircuts because I find it looks VERY unflattering on a person with a moon face.

Apparently the 'after' in the before/after pic was her engagement photo, which just makes it worse in my opinion. My engagement photos were done to make my wife and I look as flattering as possible, not as goony as possible.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Mouse Dresser posted:

Nerds making GBS threads on regular social interaction and elevating their lovely solitary hobbies is as old as time.

If these dorks spent all of their Not Regular Social Interaction time on doing something productive instead of masturbating to anime or twirling the katana they bought off of ebay, they might actually have a point. Like Isaac Newton. King of the forever virgins (no, really) who holed up studying and discovered the fundamental laws of the universe. Or Django Reinhardt who spent the majority of his youth tucked away and playing guitar. But no, they swing their nunchucks half a dozen times and nod saying "ah yes I am truly a samurai master" before stuffing Hot Pockets in their throats while watching My Little Pony, and getting pissed off at the "cool kids" who are "wasting their time."



At some point nerds embrace this idea of "What makes me different is what makes me special" completely walleyed to the possibility that 'different' could be things like heinous personal hygene, terrible personality, zero boundary issues, etc. Then you get some silverbacked GoonMaster in his late forties, stinking up cons and being the same insufferable person he was when he was thirteen.

When confronted on these things they'll often compensate by placing little to no value on goals or changes in their life. Shower regularly? What's the point, just a waste of 17.44 minutes of the week. Interact with people more? Buh buh but theres the internet! Accept feedback? The only people telling me to act different are rear end in a top hat jock dudebros!

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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I also find it really ironic that the type of nerds that are so hostile to 'jocks' inevitably exhibit the exact same behavior they tend to rail against- they're often narrow minded, power hungry petty assholes themselves. Look at bad guild leaders in mmos for example.

There's this deep seated insecurity in all of it. The people they rail against likely have qualities the nerd wishes he had. That's why they tend to have such elaborate power fantasies. They're aware there are certain behaviors and qualities people find desirable but they themselves are incapable of exhibiting those behaviors sincerely.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Why is it when these guys get busted for child porn they always have hundreds of images? It makes me wonder if they bother to prosecute somebody that only had one image on their computer since I only hear about the creeps with mountains of the stuff.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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I've also heard that on tor groups pedophiles require people to upload cp in order to download it. This would explain how people have gigs of the stuff; they will accumulate quite a lot by trading.

Busting the people who have tons of it is probably a lot easier to convict?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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tomstuart posted:

merman-chris.jpg



When my house moat is complete, I'd like to hire this merman to patrol the perimeter.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Bast Relief posted:

Pretty sure it's awkward to celebrate a major life event with trite poo poo from popular culture. The only reason more traditional weddings aren't also posted here is because that sort of tackiness is pretty much accepted by society except for grumps like me. I mean, I'm glad people have fun, but it's a weird thing to invite your grandma to watch you larp.

I would argue it's the relative newness of many of these subcultures that makes people :rolleyes: about it. There are plenty of order 'themed' weddings out there that nobody bats an eyelash over because the subject matter is more conventional.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Non Serviam posted:

Whenever bizarre fetishes are mentioned in the AUG thread goons will come out of the woodwork to normalize them. "I like to pretend my girlfriend pretend she is a kitten, wear a collar, ears, and whiskers, but that doesn't mean I'm weird or anything!"

It never fails to amaze me.

Who cares? It's none of our business to judge others for their weird sick fetishes:shrug:

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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AlbieQuirky posted:

I bat all my eyelashes at military reenactor weddings, Ren Faire and SCA weddings, Versailles-themed weddings, and costumed weddings of any kind.

I went to a wedding once that had Morris dancing and it was just as silly as any Star Wars or Pokēmon wedding.

Is it any goonier than any other kind of folk dancing?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Mad Hamish posted:

As a Morris dancer I can say with confidence that it is among the nerdiest of folk dances.

Huh, I always figured it wouldn't be any goonier than any other folk dancing; I'm sure plenty of pasty IT nerds trace their ancestry back to England where I assume Morris dancing originated.

Is this an East coast thing? I've never seen people Morris dancing in California.

Looking at videos of it on YouTube, I saw a few of Appalachian clog dancing and I believe I have found the Ancestor of the white man shuffle . Seems that the tradition of white people to awkwardly shuffle in place in dances goes back centuries :toot:

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Non Serviam posted:

I don't do any folk dance, but the amount of ignorance you demonstrate about European dance is incredible.

Feel free to fill me in!

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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goose fleet posted:

How the hell does someone end up with a body shaped like that lady

PCOS?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Mad Hamish posted:

This is a beautiful mental image so I'm not going to comment on it lest I break your heart.

Is there an English version of weeaboo? It sounds like some of these Morris dancers are very into English culture, and perhaps overlap with SCA nerds? But I'm just guessing here.

Funny how you don't see these nerds getting into dance styles like salsa or cumbia or something.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Still rocking the thigh gap!

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Obviously they are gonna have to have a dance off.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Is this a style of dance that would get you kicked out of a club for being a dweeb?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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"Its my third eye!"

"Yeah well I got my third eye right here baby"
*spreads cheeks, leaves wedding ring on*

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Ludicro posted:

Was looking at a video of an Aston Martin with a V8 engine and glanced over the comments and noticed this one.



Figured it was a bit odd so took a look at his profile and its just endless amounts of videos with feet on pedals.




Turns out there are lots of websites dedicated to videos of people pushing pedals in cars, and of course its a fetish which people pay good money for. I wonder if it can get as specific as some other fetishes out there, like some people can only get off on it if its a woman wearing black leather high heels with a manual transmission and a standing gas pedal, but if its exactly the same but with a hanging pedal said person just can't get it up.

Why are these fetishes so god drat specific?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Furries need these weirdos because whenever people criticize furries they can always claim the babyfurs are the real weirdos.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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I'm the dog whispering, "call the poliiiiiiceee!"

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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kizudarake posted:

Rough loving 21 on this stripper. She looks like that porphyric personal trainer from CSI 's picture has been altered by that guy that photoshops thin actresses to look fat.





Article here:

sex worker article.

It could be the photo itself. Given that she describes herself as 'fat and hairy' it wouldn't surprise me that she wanted to go for this look compared to conventionally photoshopped images of young women we're used to seeing.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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:stonk: where did his ears go?!

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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:psyduck:

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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twistedmentat posted:



I find it weird that nerdy stuff that involves young men always tends to have some heavier older woman in the group.

Maybe its their moms?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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:allears: Tell us more about how you plowed desperate fat women...

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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I wonder if this will ever be some kind of class indicator like foot-binding to show how pampered the person is they don't even have to bother walking due to their talon like feet.

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Jamesman posted:

If people don't click that link, let's at least make sure they see this.



And it sees them.

Call the poliiiiiiice!

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