MonsterWalk posted:

I hate the Browns.

Johnny might be ok. I guess. Whatever.

I'm a Panthers fan now. If someone could make me a new AV.

Infidel Castro posted:

Here's how the Packers season is probably gonna end.

@ Vikings - Teddy Bridgewater is concussed by a late hit from Clay Matthews and acends to Valhalla. Joe Webb, who is picked up off of waivers prior to the game, leads the Vikes to victory. Vikings 20, Packers 10
vs Bears - Jay Cutler has a 8TD/0INT performance while Aaron Rodgers has a career low 5 passing yards and throws 5 picks. Bears 63, Packers 7
@ Lions - Randall Cobb is found smoking crack at 2:00 am behind Cheli's Chili Bar and is banned from the NFL for life. Lions 27, Packers 6
vs Cowboys - Tony Romo hires a childhood friends from Burlington to hit Clay Matthews in the knee with a crowbar. Cowboys 6, Packers 3
@ Raiders - Devante Adams is literally murdered by a member of the Black Hole. Radiers 59, Packers 0
@ Cardinals - Clinton-Dix intercepts a Carson Palmer pass and runs it the wrong way for a safety. He keeps running out of the stadium and is never heard from again. Somehow the Packers manage to score less than zero points for the first time in NFL history. Cardinals 36, Packers -3
vs Vikings - Teddy Bridgewater returns from Valhalla as the avatar of Thor and slays Aaron Rodgers, who it turns out is actually Jörmungandr. The game is postponed due to Ragnarök.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

Goetta posted:

The Pats looked like complete poo poo and are going to lose a couple games against non brain dead teams.

evilweasel posted:

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Well, that makes 16-0 harder but that can be gotten over by the playoffs.

Goetta posted:

Assuming Cincy and NE gets the bye (which is obviously presumptuous) the AFC might have some awful teams hosting first round playoff games.

Pittsburgh is going to be a very scary playoff team assuming Ben hasn't become addicted to opiates by then.

Eifert Posting posted:

Dear TFF I promise when the Bengals get their ring I won't be back to bitching two years later like these shameful Hawks fans.

Febreeze posted:

Don't forget Kirk Cousins getting a defensive coordinator fired

Cavauro posted:

This is okay because i already made a pact before this game that i'd accept the loss as long as they don't lose to Carson Palmer next week. In primetime also, with a great team. It's just part of the thing, I'm pretty sure

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

That makes it even better. I hope players on every opposing team poo poo talks Andy now that we know it actually bothers him.

Eifert Posting posted:

The Bengals are like getting in to your kick rear end out of state reach school but then taking Philosophy without a scholarship.

The Steelers are like using your star athlete status and podunk poo poo hole local cops to get out of several sexual acts of misconduct Scott free.

The Little Kielbasa posted:

Nouveau riche though. For anyone over 30 with an acceptable level of breeding, the word "Patriots" immediately conjures images of a trash-caliber franchise and tepid crowds more concerned with the latest Johnny Damon gossip than anything happening on the foot-ball pitch or whatever it's called. The Pats know this is how the real aristocracy views them, which is why they always come across as so grasping and desperate. Maybe in a decade or two they'll find acceptance and lose the insecurity. Who can tell.