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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Luigi Thirty posted:

In case there was any doubt left: the county clerk's office said that a clerical error put F instead of M for the shooter's gender.

Just another example of Big Government incompetence. Privatize the records office. Market competition will stop these clerical errors.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

BetterToRuleInHell posted:

Do you think Rahm Emanuel should resign as well?

Yes. Of course.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

a shameful boehner posted:

"Bro-kered Conven-tion!" *clap clap clapclapclap*

"Dead-locked Conven-tion since bro-kers don't exist any-more!" *clap clap clapclapclap*

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
A marble bust of former Vice President Dick Cheney will be unveiled Thursday in the Capitol.

So if you're in the DC area, wear some boots and waders to handle the inevitable river of blood.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

a shameful boehner posted:

Does the blood flow from his eyes or his mouth?

Actually, blood doesn't flow freely in any part of Dick Cheney.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Luigi Thirty posted:



Oh dear.

(Yes, it's real.)

Yeah, but Bernie said that if the government forced the millionaires and billionaires to give her a raise, she wouldn't have had to ride the bus to begin with.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Radbot posted:

Keep pushing that narrative.

I love that you think my dumb jokes are a "narrative".

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

PhazonLink posted:

Is it because these early primaries(Iowa, NH, etc) have never been kingmakers?

Correct, but they are loser-makers. Candidates outside of the top three in the early primaries are :rip:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Mr Interweb posted:

Don't conservatives say that birth control pills are abortificents? I swear I heard someone like Santorum say that. And many others as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MBO9tNNejo

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
No way in hell I'll watch that.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Doctor Butts posted:

What liberals are even complaining about conservatives wanting to ban birth control pills?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pxyzAjk72U

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Harry Reid notices that there's a reconciliation bill on the Senate floor to repeal Obamacare and defund PP and cracks his trolling knuckles.

quote:

The Nevada Democrat filed an amendment to the GOP budget reconciliation package that would bar gun possession by individuals guilty of breaking a law against obstructing access to reproductive health services through the use of force.

Specifically, the Reid amendment would apply to those convicted of a misdemeanor violation of the Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances Act. Three people were killed last week by a gunman at a Planned Parenthood clinic in Colorado Springs, Colo.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Dusty Baker 2 posted:

How many incidents are underway in San Bernadino right now? The black SUV, but what else?

It's San Bernardino, so there's the ever-present cloud of being terrible hanging over the place.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

A Winner is Jew posted:

Joe is 100% right on this. The IE is loving terrible.

Like the chance there are multiple meth-fueled domestic violence incidents happening right now in San Bernardino is 100%.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

JT Jag posted:

New helicopter angles, looks like blood might be pooling out of the right rear corner of the car? Or oil, the car was shot up so much it could be either

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
In case you want a bit of a laugh, here's the least surprising thing Bill Clinton has ever said: https://vine.co/v/OMjBmmF1wEY

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Does Alex Jones think this was a FALSE FLAG?



Yes, of course he does.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

radical meme posted:

Guy in a wife beater and carrying a motorcycle helmet being interviewed.

So they managed to find a resident of San Bernardino to interview.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

A Winner is Jew posted:

How many teeth was he missing, he could be from out of town.

Victorville, perhaps.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

A Winner is Jew posted:

Fontana. :colbert:

Riverside. :colbert:

Corona. :colbert:

Temecula. :colbert:

Moreno Valley. :colbert:

Barstow, Apple Valley, Chino

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Quote of the day, "Just another day in the United States of America..." ~ BBC reporter.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

fade5 posted:

So it was a pipe?

Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

The Glumslinger posted:

Isn't the NY Daily News owned by Murdoc?

No, that's the Post. Daily News is the center-left broadsheet.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Shep Smith says the Feds told him the lead suspect is a US citizen.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

So it's obviously not Obama! :v:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

pigz posted:

CNN is pushing a heavy narrative involving. "This was planned in detail" and "This was very weird" something about a party or something jeopardizing the 'operation'

From the information we have, most likely scenario is a standard (and sad there's a "standard" here) workplace shooting. That said, the available information is quite sketchy.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

So two of this guy's buddies just joined him on this?

Entirely possible. Or just his girlfriend and the third guy is unrelated.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

pigz posted:

Could you explain this? I haven't heard detail about showing up at some party other then the innuendo on cnn.

From the very sketchy reporting: the party was a holiday party for the local health department. There was a fight. Someone left. Then the shooters arrived later. One of the assailants is an employee of the health department.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Republicans posted:

How many workplace shootings involve multiple shooters, though?

Granted, that's different. From my understanding though, the police haven't confirmed three shooters yet, just the two who are dead (one male, one female) and a third person detained who may not be related.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

The Glumslinger posted:

A manchurian candidate triggered by "Jingle Bells"

If they were playing Paul McCartney's (Simply Having a) Wonderful Christmastime, well violence is never justified, but

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

This from the man who wants us to believe he attacked his mom with a hammer once.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Winkie01 posted:

Meanwhile in San Fransico today....

https://www.instagram.com/p/-z3eBvPopx/

I'm not a fan of peach brandy. But the burger brat sandwich? I'd eat that.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Rhesus Pieces posted:

Really, none of SF's finest had a tazer or pepper spray or training on how to use them?

The police officer's defense in the Oscar Grant shooting was that he thought his gun was a taser.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
CAIR is holding a press conference with a relative of one of the suspects at 11:30 ET / 8:30 PT.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Hey guys, Fox News found a Southern California law enforcement pro to comment on this.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

OAquinas posted:

Was Zimmerman too busy? Or do they limit his commentary to #BLM events?

Like if you're compiling a list of worst possible people to comment on this, Furhman has to be at the top, right?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Yo gently caress all those journos at the CAIR conference

Whoever talked him into holding a press conference gave him poor advice.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Mitt Romney posted:

If Trump actually won the Presidency

... we would legitimately have no idea what the political landscape looks like.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Fried Chicken posted:

Iceland looks nice

Hope you don't enjoy eating fresh produce.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Head to head polls are total bullshit during primaries.

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